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"Quotation from the Book of Eldritch;
'And the lord spake thusly; 'Thou shalt have a Carrier, and thou shalt destroy many. And in this holy baptism by fire, thou shalt freeth many souls of their unholy bondage to such evil cults as the Aurorans, the Polaris. Then, thou shalt be raised above all, to such heights as thou darest not dream.' And then EldritchEvil, cowering before the lord, spake thusly; 'Indeed, O Lord, I shalt do as thou asks. And many shalt fear my name.'
-1:9 Book of Eldritch"
-EldritchEvil




#1 badme[155147]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
OMG FIRST
#2 [155149]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
approved, looks a hundred times better than any of your previous, still decent attempts.
#3 Lithium[155151]
pool-151-205-69-156.char.east.verizon.net
OMG. Massive <3, even if you did take the spotlight off of me.
#4 Desert Demon[155152]
user-0ce2kjf.cable.mindspring.com
4
#5 Desert Demon[155153]
user-0ce2kjf.cable.mindspring.com
th

and fifth.

#6 maareek[155154]
mblt-ad091.gtcom.net
I have watched this rep religiously. I'll read the report later, for now I must bw gogo. Oh, and <3
#7 Convider[155155]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304836.sympatico.ca
yey alt text
massive images tho ;(
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#8 probeanator[155156]
c-24-126-238-78.we.client2.attbi.com
nice images :D
#9 PeaceableGhost[155157]
adsl-68-73-196-164.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Massive, beautiful, yeah. 8. Oh, +1 for Boxer losing. ;) 9.
#10 [155158]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
Wow, I read the whole thing and I am really impressed. This was seriously a lightyear above anything you've done before. The writing was just excellent - you can tell you're interested in your subject matter and it shows as you carry the reader along your story - and that's really what it is, a story. The images could STILL use some work - I can tell you more about that on AIM if you'd like - but there's really little else to complain about here. I'd give this an 8.7 - so here's a 9!
#11 maareek[155159]
mblt-ad091.gtcom.net
Even though the writing was very good, it couldn't hold my interest because when I say I watch this rep religiously...I mean it. Regardless, I would still give you an 8 for the format, etc. However, it goes up to a 9 with the .Prae quote.

Finally, sadly, it drops to a 3 since I'm not mentioned in a thank you. What, you can't thank me for all those times I handed you your ass? <3, sex, cream now to scrounge up 35 bucks for keanu on keanu porn...

#12 wakiki[155166]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
LOL OMG@ THE ROFLCOPTER / LOLLERSKATES.

OMG. You rock. Did you make them yourself?

Time to read.



#13 wakiki[155168]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Okay nevermind, you obviously didn't make them yourself. They are still hilarious though. <3
#14 wakiki[155169]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Wow, I just read the report. The writing was amazing - I was really hoping the Toss would win, but the tide kept turning back and forth. And the pictures were amazing too. The only flaw in the pictures was that tha planet's background stars sometimes clashed with the background for the report. This was faily minor however; the planets looked cool in the background.

The writing was what really rocked. I can't think of how you would improve it, it seemed perfect, both for your descriptions of the action and the strategical analysis and the occasional humor. For the perfect writing, and the really good graphics, I would say this should be in the 9.5 or higher range.

For some reason the flash didn't work for me. :( Oh well, it didn't really need it. This is one of the best SC reports I've ever read, even though I was only mentioned in the alt text. Oh wait, yeah, for that you get a -5. So, 4.7 from me. ;)

<3





#15 wakiki[155170]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Whoa I have alot of typos, I guess that because of the postgasm of reading the report, which caused my fingers to shake.
#16 wakiki[155171]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Last.

Wow I'm such a spammer.

#17 badme[155172]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Thanks Wak ;)

Andm BTW: You're supposed to click the '1v1 Manner Game?' in the Flash ;)

#18 badme[155173]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Should be And. Grrr.

And um...postgasm?!!?

#19 wakiki[155174]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Postgasm indeed.

I did click the thing. Maybe I didn't give it time to load.

#20 Dibbler[155176]
194.151.4.99
Ctrl-F turned up no matches for Dibbler. :(

Excellent report, beautifull pictures, you told a really gripping story. I'll comment on the flash later.
Now I wanna see the replay: is that available?




#21 [155178]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
I'm lucky I don't follow SC replays anymore, might have killed the experience of this nice game :)

I'll hop on the Dag-wagon and tell you that this is the best report you've made - very polished writing. Too bad there's no fencing involved, though :)

I should play some BW again, you might > me now :p

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#22 badme[155179]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
"you might > me now :p"

Right. That'll be the day, eh?

And thanks.
#23 wakiki[155180]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Psh. This br > Ling's br. *Cringe* Not graphically, but writically I think so :)
#24 PeaceableGhost[155181]
adsl-68-73-196-164.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Am I the only one here who likes the massive pic sequences maareek and (apparently) badme does? <g>
#25 maareek[155182]
mblt-ab078.gtcom.net
Dibb, get on bw when I'm on and I'll gladly give you this rep.

Peaceable: No, but you may be one of only 4...
#26 Alaern[155191]
c-24-15-214-216.client.comcast.net
OMFG GAMMA RAY OWNZ! Just becasue you said you used Gamma Ray music you are my favorite BRer you also should look for Rhapsody, Luca Turilli (Rhapysody's guitarist), and Blind Gaurdian. Oh and the report rocked.
#27 Tripe[155192]
ca-glendora-cuda1-c8a-a-94.arcdca.adelphia.net
ROFLcopters? LOLllerskaters? Should I bust out my AFK-47? Or should I post LUEshi? Would that please limecat?
#28 el_sux0r[155193]
dhcp078099.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Nice game, nice pics, stupendous alt-text.
#29 Convider[155195]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp323202.sympatico.ca
why do my alt text quotes make me sound like I'm horny for grandmas? :(
#30 BigD[155196]
S0106000f1f1928f5.cg.shawcable.net
Boxer loses, but not before putting on a very good show. Great game, and the report was almost as good :).
#31 nrkizt[155197]
netblock-66-159-226-41.dslextreme.com
badme, If you like Power Metal you definitely have to check Sonata Arctica out. One of the best of the genre. Also look for Symphony X, which is more prog than power, but I think you'll like it too. Nightwish ain't too shabby either
#32 OverTheUnder[155198]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
You know you have been playing to much Sc when you read power metal and you think he is reffering to pumping tank/goliath/vulture.

O_O

gj, same to lith and maar:D (even if I'm not in any of them:O)
#33 striz[155199]
CPE000f66dce08e-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
sex, badme. sex.

nice job, great description and you picked a kickass game. and, um, nice job?

word.
#34 PeaceableGhost[155201]
adsl-68-73-196-164.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
OvertheUnder - I'm guilty as well. Addiction is wonderful. ;)
#35 TheCheeseManCan[155206]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Best. Report. Ever. :D
#36 [155208]
22.129.204.68.cfl.rr.com
:) nice
#37 badme[155211]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Thanks guys :)

And I never imagined that I'd be getting music recommendations on BR.com. Thanks nrkizt and Alaern, I'll be checking out those bands.
#38 SnK-Arcbound[155213]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
I hope i get that good with zerg

more pictures next time plz :)
#39 TM[155214]
0-1pool160-126.nas17.dallas2.tx.us.da.qwest.net
That was the most kickass sc report in a long while. Where's the replay?
#40 Sabotage[155215]
pool-68-161-69-15.ny325.east.verizon.net
flash, br = 8.5
excellent stuff
#41 Lithium[155216]
pool-151-205-69-156.char.east.verizon.net
Badme is doing this us on purpose! He's posting awesome battle reports right after Maareek's and mine to keep us from getting comments! T_T
#42 badme[155218]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
You've discovered my secret plan, Lithium! Drats! Back to the drawing board!
#43 Desert Demon[155220]
user-0ce2k4p.cable.mindspring.com
Yes sir, you've come a long way since *tackled by badme*
#44 EMS[155221]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
very nice... I love this rep... boxer against carriers is about the most fun thing you could possibly watch... he'll snipe observers, or lock carriers down... or BLIND observers
#45 maareek[155222]
mblt-ab026.gtcom.net
To anybody reading this comments section: Please remember to go and comment on both Lithium's and my reports. Badme will thank you for it and so will I. Lithium might too, but I can't vouch for him. Thanks for your time, now go go go.
#46 Dibbler[155223]
194.151.4.99
What? You guys made reports too? No way!
#47 Born)Slippy[155225]
nightfall14.student.uit.no
Awesome report. Respect.
#48 Napoleic[155227]
218.8.106.194
nice report, but this is such a well known replay. Try to find something more obscure to report if it's not a first hand game.
#49 TM[155245]
0-1pool160-135.nas17.dallas2.tx.us.da.qwest.net
DD make another report man-whore!
#50 Desert Demon[155250]
user-0ce2kbs.cable.mindspring.com
I am you freak :P

It'll be done soon enough.
#51 badme[155254]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
There will be no discussion of DD's chobo BRs in my comment section! Raar!

*Killed*
#52 maareek[155255]
mblt-aa027.gtcom.net
You guys are welcome to discuss DD's BRs in my comment section. Unlike badme I am gm host. Plus, I'm just a major comment whore. Party at maar's comment section!
#53 wakiki[155257]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Yay, badme got his ten! <3
#54 [155266]
inecce-pxy03.zcce.compaq.com
You will get steady 8s from me! Great report.
#55 wakiki[155345]
cable-67-97-198-89.mtv.al.charter.com
Hey, why isn't my respect pun showing up?
#56 [155375]
c-67-176-104-160.client.comcast.net
I could have sworn I rated this.

Great work badme. Topples your fencing br's in terms of quality, but not originality ♥. Good stuff all around: good thing I don't watch a lot of replays. Have a 9.
#57 TheCheeseManCan[155470]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Last.
#58 badme[155502]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Last bitch ;)
#59 wakiki[155503]
cable-68-117-183-96.mtv.al.charter.com
Hey badme go get last on maar's report with 128 comments.
#60 TheCheeseManCan[155505]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
last.
#61 SCV~007[155569]
c-eb0d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Nice o;
#62 badme[155732]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Thanks :)
#63 Ozmita[155970]
84-120-7-99.onocable.ono.com
ozmita@gmail.com please
#64 some_guy[156056]
S01060050bf91f8a8.cg.shawcable.net
Last
#65 Convider[156342]
HSE-Toronto-ppp303701.sympatico.ca
last LOLZ@!
#66 badme[156391]
pcp05310965pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Last biotches!
#67 [165092]
dblt-74-209-36-208.gtcom.net
Solid, solid stuff.



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