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#1 [156444]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
Aren't you old school enough to approve your own reports yet? HRT!
#2 [156445]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
and wow, fucked up story man.
#3 RubiksCube[156447]
mail.de.randstad.com
Awesome.
#4 [156451]
nr11-216-196-190-194.fuse.net
you have a weird life.
#5 [156454]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
This was amazing.

Very much like a few certain tarantino movies :D

I'm pondering whether to slap a 9 on this or just leave it as-is. Awesome story, either way.



#6 CynicalMagician[156455]
S01060003b0001986.vc.shawcable.net
eldritch - it's based on a real character (me), but that's where the nonfiction ends. none of htat really happened, thankfully.
#7 Desert Demon[156456]
user-0ce2kb0.cable.mindspring.com
8th :D
#8 [156457]
nr11-216-196-190-194.fuse.net
i dunno, dude, it just seems like it could've happened to you.
#9 Born)Slippy[156458]
www.capetowngolf.co.za
That was fucking hilarious, hahaha. Good job.
#10 iLostMyTemple[156460]
24-168-28-239.si.rr.com
Incredible.
#11 PeaceableGhost[156463]
198.109.221.15
How about the Mario skills, those real or not?
#12 wakiki[156466]
cable-24-158-231-232.mtv.al.charter.com
Haha awesome :)
#13 Desert Demon[156467]
user-0ce2kb0.cable.mindspring.com
Man that was beautiful...*bookmark's Cyn's blog*
#14 DD[156468]
user-0ce2kb0.cable.mindspring.com
bookmarks* wtf I suck :[
#15 CynicalMagician[156469]
klserver.mmat.ubc.ca
the mario skills are totally real. it sucks tho because I don't own a cube myself. I haven't played in about 8 months (since I broke up with the gf who's roommate had a GC).

I'm glad people are liking it. it was fun to write.

#16 TheCheeseManCan[156471]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Buying cocaine that some guy crapped out? That's hilarious!
#17 Convider[156473]
HSE-Toronto-ppp303701.sympatico.ca
vancouver!!!!!
#18 SuingForDamages[156477]
h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com
Only Cynical can pull this kind of fiction and make it sound real. He's that cool.
#19 EMS[156499]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
DUde this fucking ROCKS. Excuse my profanity, but this was the best amature story I've seen in a LONG time.

Great job! I'd give it a 10 easy

#20 snowyday[156505]
24.107.136.7.charter-stl.com
That was inane prose at it's best. Get some kickass pictures and next time you'll get a 9.

Seriously though, pictures would kickass (we'll have someone Paint them).

#21 Raider[156508]
ip68-227-201-93.dc.dc.cox.net
Haha, awesome. Good writing.
#22 [156525]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Me and you, Super Mario Kart 64 - no contest. I think I must have played that game to perfection with a buddy of mine. Never tried out Double Dash (or any GC game for that matter -_-), but if it gets you into situations like this, well maybe i will :P

Added that 9 btw

#23 Nerf[156532]
c-24-12-218-16.client.comcast.net
awsome =)
#24 Fractal_Wave[156610]
d216-232-170-238.bchsia.telus.net
Still the best pure *writer* ever to grace this website. 'Parabola Fish' is one of the greates pieces of fiction ever created by man.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave






#25 wakiki[156668]
cable-71-8-66-192.mtv.al.charter.com
I like Mario Kart 64 alot better than Double Dash. DD just feels slow and lethargic, for some reason. Maybe it's cause I started playing F-Zero GX, I dunno...
#26 Chris[156703]
astound-64-85-237-46.ca.astound.net
Only story on this site that I liked.
#27 Timid[156773]
cpe-24-30-184-75.socal.rr.com
This was great
#28 Resonate[156797]
basil.csd.plymouth.ac.uk
as interesting as that was, it wasn't a BR

but who cares about that shit, good stuff <3

#29 striz[157045]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
nice job.
#30 [157236]
c-67-176-104-160.client.comcast.net
Why didn't I see your name earlier!

Funny writing, as usual. I completely agree with fractal_wave. You rock.

#31 Chaos[157353]
c-67-163-255-238.client.comcast.net
Everything but the single tear thing was great.

No one sheds a single tear and no one ever sees a single tear. Ever.

#32 [157677]
CPE000f3d01470a-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
man this was fucking awesome, i thought it was real too lol

" If the ancient Israelites played Double Dash, they'd forget about the golden calf and idolize me. If Double Dash were sexual prowess, I'd be banging two supermodels at once. On a rollercoaster. A rollercoaster of love."

sounds exciting



#33 [157678]
CPE000f3d01470a-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
10 btw
#34 [158924]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Nice story - not really my favourite genre but what can you do. Your diction is very good. I only noticed a couple mistakes - you should consider being a writer.

I would rate a 9 :]



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