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#1 [158708]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Here's the good version! First comment!
#2 SCN[158709]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
sup bitches. 2nd
#3 ironlung[158710]
c-67-190-25-39.hsd1.co.comcast.net
LOL EARLY COMMENT ps i'm drunmk
#4 -zX-Ravage-[158711]
c-24-22-148-197.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
what a shitty report

7

#5 -zX-Ravage-[158712]
c-24-22-148-197.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
hi2u
#6 JPaikman[158713]
71-12-177-1.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com
LMAO

That pic of me as a Nazi

LMAO LMAO



#7 :+:SLipKNoT:+:[158714]
d207-81-4-245.bchsia.telus.net
DCRUNKJED!!!!!!!!!
#8 SCN[158715]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
gg fags. ravage is angry because the asian lost
#9 SCN[158716]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
btw this is going to be the most old school comment section in a while.
and yeah ill stop commenting for a while now.
#10 Ckrad[158717]
ACBFE926.ipt.aol.com
hot
#11 Sync[158718]
cpe-67-10-138-83.houston.res.rr.com
this is gay and so r u

#12 -zX-Ravage-[158719]
c-24-22-148-197.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
no i dont care abt that

it needs some alba though

#13 yoda[158720]
pm3-1-135.boscobel.mwt.net
i was doing shots on bnet before it was cool
#14 SCN[158721]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
if dag didnt fuck up the alt text, your drunk message on my phone is for one of the pics, johnny. you can never tease me about drinking online because you're far, far worse than i am. hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
#15 Dibbler[158722]
194.151.4.99
Finally a report. Must be good.
#16 yoda[158723]
pm3-1-135.boscobel.mwt.net
ok i tried to read it now

got bored about 3 paragraphs in

2



#17 SCN[158724]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
its 1000x better than your rps report

kill self

#18 Ana[158726]
ip24-251-17-72.ph.ph.cox.net
i wasn't in it so whatever

#19 necrosausage[158727]
chello213047204121.tirol.surfer.at
yeah me neither what bs
#20 necrosausage[158728]
chello213047204121.tirol.surfer.at
the replay is broken, thx to 1.13 i guess
#21 [158730]
chello213047204121.tirol.surfer.at
oh yeah, forgot to display my rater tag
#22 [158731]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
rofl worst comment section ever
#23 [158732]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
btw, alt text works fine for me lozl
#24 [158733]
68.79.174.39
That was the most massive game ever. I'm surprised the SC engine could keep up. Even though I sucked, it was quite an epic game, the image collages were awesome, the writing was funny, and you went through the trouble of reporting a game with a lot of NH guys. For the effort, and my reviewer's tilt I give it a 10.

I've never seen such carnage on a non-BGH map.

#25 erad[158735]
68-70-146-61.lkwnny.adelphia.net
didnt we have a ffa on prim isles and we broke starcraft or somethin because everyone had 4352342 supply

that wouldve been a better game to report





#26 LameJoker[158736]
pool-68-236-151-161.alb.east.verizon.net
mortal kombat reference = priceless
#27 [158737]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Wow, very nice, what a massive game :o
#28 Avail[158738]
pool-70-16-236-20.rich.east.verizon.net
It would've been better if the Asian won.


Bastards.


#29 CynicalMagician[158739]
S01060003b0001986.vc.shawcable.net
way to go, team real ultimate power.

btw though, " quickly yells at the hot blue celebrate to leave his gay buddy alone, "

a blue celebrate, eh? sure you dont mean cerebrate?
MORE LIKE 'YOU'RE AN IDIOT'

#30 scn[158740]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
i'd like to say that i didn't write that, it was dag. gw dag you fuckin NEWBIE
#31 PeaceableGhost[158741]
ppp-69-216-125-244.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Post fixed rep link thnx.

Crazy game, awsome br, 9.
#32 [158742]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Rep works - with 1.12b. So get a patcher from Team Liquid and it'll work. As for the sp, I'll fix it in a bit - I was so tired fixing all of Jeremy's mistakes that I must have made one of my own. Ah well.
#33 PeaceableGhost[158744]
ppp-69-216-125-244.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
no, I mean the link to the rep just displays text gobledegook.

btw, isn't two 10s in a row some sort of site record?
#34 [158745]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
peacableghost, go file ---> save as

amazing br, a few errors here and there but overall the writing was great, as were the pics. had pretty much everything and did it all very well. 10
#35 [158746]
usrns54.dialup.hawaii.edu
I'm about 2/5 of the way through when I finally figured out why some of your text is screwed up.

I assume whoever changed the alt to title text forgot to include an "=" to limit the replacement and now every single word in the report that had "alt" in it now has a "title" instead (His Carriers are briefly htitleed by some infantry).
#36 [158747]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I realized that earlier today, I will correct that tonight, worry not
#37 [158748]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
K I fixed any errors I could find now ;]
#38 PeaceableGhost[158749]
ppp-69-216-125-244.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Ah, doi. Thanks, Keanu.
#39 mick[158750]
bri-pow-pr3.tpgi.com.au
12 lolllllo
#40 TM[158751]
68.95.110.1
wow, that was the funniest br I've read in years. 10
#41 SocialSuicide[158752]
pcp08025977pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
Didn't even read. Pretty pictures.
-Jeff
#42 Dino Din[158753]
cpe-24-33-77-78.cinci.res.rr.com
good collages

i didn't read it closely, the humor was boring and fagomar won

5
#43 scn[158754]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
we are awesome. three 10s, fuck all you faggots.

btw dino is a gay nerd rofl
#44 SCV~007[158757]
c-9e0d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Best report in a while :) Nice collages dag. The gay jokes got tired tho.
#45 [158758]
chello213047204121.tirol.surfer.at
yeah this whole "gay" thing is sooo 1999

#46 Dibbler[158759]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Ok, read it. Sounds like an interesting game, might buy it someday. What's it called again? Broodwar-something?



oh and btw: 10
#47 scn[158760]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
hey necro you're gay. rofl.
#48 NewbEye[158762]
dp-216-106-106-241.storm.ca
Heh. I thought "htitleed" was some kinky in-joke.

Some of the best BR pictures I've come across. Kudos to all the players for an eminently reportable game.
#49 SnK-Arcbound[158764]
pool-71-112-164-77.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
I loved it, funnay as hell. Definately a 10. +1 for all the gay references. +1 for teh Funnay. +12 because the asian didn't win (stupid asians). -9384573 because your not asian too. So overall I give it a -9384549. Pretty good for a gay drunk.
#50 Niek[158765]
132.229.87.161
i liked the comments about the dutch
#51 dodopout[158767]
d199-126-41-123.abhsia.telus.net
nice one =]
10
#52 SnK-Arcbound[158768]
pool-71-112-163-13.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
Gay jokes never get tired, queers. You just have to make them all different, repeat gay jokes are stupid.
#53 badme[158812]
130.203.144.117
Rooflez, this is awesome on so many levels. Hilarious writing, excellent pictures, great comeback. This is up there with Dag's Hardcore 4 FFA as the funniest BR on the site. Good job!

10
#54 fOOdtastesgOOd[158815]
pm737-43.dialip.mich.net
hmm hmm? NO AZN WIN = NO THX



-10

#55 melonballs[158818]
211.27.199.216
BR was funny as hell -9
#56 Twip[158822]
cpe-65-24-133-37.columbus.res.rr.com
I'd love to think of one of my doctor having been that bastard who commanded a fleet of BC's and carriers in an FFA somewhere.

The funniest thing in the report was that message left by Yoda ;o
#57 wakiki[158875]
68-113-77-52.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com
Hah
#58 Fangrim[158876]
mail.ccisd.net
Hilarious, awesome pics, great report
10
#59 Raider[158878]
ip24-250-121-189.dc.dc.cox.net
Shit I'm gone for a few days and 4 reports get gold. Need to read this.
#60 Timid[158882]
cpe-24-30-184-75.socal.res.rr.com
yep lol
#61 SCN[158912]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
sometimes its hard to comprehend how much i fucking rule.
#62 TheCheeseManCan[158920]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Great report, pretty funny too. Best BR I've seen in 6 months. The Alt text is screwed up though. 10/10.
#63 [158922]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
title text works only on explorer and mozilla apparently. I changed from alt to title text, but ah well. #62 is gay.
#64 Fagomar - Gayter[158931]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
hay lol that wasnt very nice!!!!!!!!!
#65 SCN[158932]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
shit, didn't mean to write that comment (65). Im just a little bitter since Dag kicked the shit out of me in micro tourney so many times and my mom is too demanding and my gf wants to take me to the grade school prom but i got no $$ for suit cuz i got fired cuz im drunk all the time lrl :o(
#66 Woodtopian[158935]
c-24-20-102-226.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
Lark! An acronym! Whatever could it stand for?
#67 Some_God[159050]
ool-18b8c7a6.dyn.optonline.net
I stopped reading after the first few paragraphs... partly because the gay dag jokes ended, partly because 8 player FFAs confuse me... but that's because im a total fucktard.
#68 the()vermind[159068]
ool-182cf326.dyn.optonline.net
holy jesus, br's have gotten alot better.

Great BR, first one I've read in almost a year and a good one to come back to
#69 [159069]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wtf, welcome back overmind :]
#70 SCN[159168]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
overmind, BRs got better the day i started writing em. suck it dag
#71 [159170]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wtf half the text is mine nerd
#72 [159292]
ip68-225-202-101.ph.ph.cox.net
ye half the text and all the pictures/html is dags, but scn gets credit for the report

dag is owned
#73 SandTrap[159345]
pool-71-97-24-163.dfw.dsl-w.verizon.net
There were so much homosexual stuff mentioned by the authors...I think they are snuggling or something. Seriously funny shit though, faggots.
#74 scn[159367]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
half the text. HAHAHAHA. yeah right, cmon.

i did: 80% of the text (you might have edited some, that doenst count for re-writing the whole entire paragraph/s though), the player bio pics, all the player/color html, and the alt text. gg newbie!@@!@
#75 [159368]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I was kidding when I said half the text was mine, but being a br.com nerd you exploded in an eruption of nerdrage ;]. However, wishing to be a tru3 m@n I calculated it out. The BR was 9 pages when you sent it, it's 15 pages now. That means I wrote about 35% of your report, your alt text included. Plus I edited alot all the text multiple times, did the pictures, and compiled the entire report with all the html that doesn't include player names. It was truly a half and half effort, hence the |]agomar and SCN on the author column, not SCN with Dag or Dag with SCN.
#76 Netaddict[159369]
pgrg01m06-158.bctel.ca
A great, 10 worthy report.

A quite poor actual game.. but must have been fun to play it.
#77 SCN[159382]
c-24-118-75-98.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
i know it was dag... it was half and half because u did all the pics DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! fkn newbie y r u so gay lmao
#78 MidnightGladius[159417]
221.226.141.64
You two really ought to stop arguing over it. I can't believe the crap report has more comments than this one.
#79 [159418]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
you havent been around the site long enough then tt ;]
#80 MidnightGladius[159419]
221.226.141.64
Are you speaking to me? And if so, what the heck are you referring to?
#81 [159423]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Usually, when someone says:
"I can't believe ..."
And someone else says:
"If so blah blah"

Then there is no confusion. I'm not sure why you were confused in this case - WTF.
#82 Furious[159593]
11Cust21.tnt1.burnie.au.da.uu.net
yeah this report was really amazingly great. kudos to you all
#83 CronoKing[159960]
206.40.211.59
Too busy laughing to read half of it. Props to the authors.
#84 Melfuaru[160560]
cpe-24-166-2-174.indy.res.rr.com
nice to see NH back around
#85 sir skum[160847]
62-244-185-34.cust.exponential-e.net
i am skum, and my opinion is best,

good report, truely enthralling, but the game made most of it..

plus the jokes were funny but not very creative, in another few years you will get really bored and some gay guys are gonna find you and beat the shit out of you because the jokes suck really....

who is gay? the north or south?

i thought dagomar was gay? but then he became straight halfway?

hahahaaaaa
#86 scn[161876]
frednet-241-207.frednet.students.uwrf.edu
ive been thinking about doing this for a living. being professionally good looking.
#87 striz[161891]
CPE0050ba18e973-CM014480016967.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
JOKES pure jokes. you rule. wish I could have obsed that game, sounds like one serious ride.

um more gay jokes? wait...
#88 :+:BGH:+:[161902]
cpe-065-191-025-098.nc.res.rr.com
This BattleReport reminds me of the epicly classic [FLS]Prozerrzan 8 way BGH FFA from about...6 years ago? I want to say that comments thread still has the most comments ever...well over a thousand at this point, its really quite ridiculous. Funny though. Good read. My only comment, and my only complaint, is duh, it could have been so much better if it had been on BGH, all those silly expansions. Who needs to expand when you can turret up in BGH and be gay with nukes? So, play more on BGH, and write more battlereports about those games. BGH for life!
#89 Psyonic_Reaver[165197]
208.100.134.18
Beware of Devilmar!! Blahablahbaahaha! =p

I finally read this report a full two years after it was submitted because I was living in Guatemala and internet didn't exactly work down there. Glad I read this. Deserved it's 10.
#90 NotJim[165860]
203.129.56.193
Ha, PR! I'm slower than you are!

And, yes, epic, aided by graphics. Whoo. o/



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