| #1 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-3-45-56k.gallipoli[7140] |
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| </font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">YOU ARE <B><I><U>SUCK</U></I></B>! ^^ HUK HUK</font> |
| #2 <blink>SuperHappyMan</blink> (cr890597-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com)[7143] |
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| I've done that too... hehe |
| #3 Dev (reshall-137-232.oit.edu)[7145] |
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| A highly applicable strategy that I plan to use in all of my upcoming one on one and two on two games... er... yeah. |
| #4 FOS`Entaro`FOS (nova.singnet.com.sg)[7151] |
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| Nah, he doesn't suck. That's a pretty good strategy - short and sweet. But your ally was a fool, you did not protect yourself and you "protected" him? Com'on!! Everyone knows what you're up to! |
| #5 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[7162] |
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| That riviting story just drew you in didn't it? |
| #6 Raistloaf (freud.ti.telenor.net)[7167] |
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SuperHappyMan, shame on you...
The Impaled Bengalaas is so cool, it reminds me of a demo i once wrote way back for the commodore64, except that i took the sprites from the game wonder-boy...
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| #7 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[7168] |
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| Squeeky, I'm extremely distrurbed by your cruelty to the noble bengalaas. Do not let your anger at this report draw you to the dark side. Yet again, another worthless report saved from deletion by an inspired graphic on the comments page =]. |
| #8 SqeakyMonkey (osh1-327.twcny.rr.com)[7177] |
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<body bgcolor="#oooooo" text="#669900">This particular bengalaas was..uhhh..rabid, yeah that's it. Rabid. I ahd to put it out of it's misery otherwise it would infect more of the poop critters, and then die a terrible, terrible death.<br>
And now that I look at it my graphic looks terrible. The next time I try one it'll be better, I promise. |
| #9 SqueakyMonkey (osh1-327.twcny.rr.com)[7178] |
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Oops that should be poor, not poop. <p>
My bad. =-| |
| #10 Slicer (ip238.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[7182] |
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Oh ROFL...
Sorry guys, I don't make a new bengalaas for every suckass report. (I'd be putting out about twenty times the effort as the reports...)
<img "http://members.toast.net/ghengis/thalidomide.gif"> |
| #11 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[7185] |
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NO NO NO...
You're supposed to backstab your "ally" AFTER you both get rid of the computer... not before. Otherwise, it's not a backstab... it's just plain stupid!
oh wait.. that's what this report is. Nevermind.
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| #12 Cashew-of-Doom (sktnsk01d051601137.sk.sympatico.ca)[7193] |
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| Hmmmm. Perhaps a library of all the ratings given to the crappy reports should be made. Imagine the look on JV'S face when he sees all of the disembered, castrated, and impaled bengalaas! |
| #13 Straz2 (straszhe.dial.umd.edu)[7226] |
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| I would say hae a no bengalaas rating, but i'd get to many of them :) |
| #14 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[7229] |
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| Noo!! My poor bengalaas! What have you people done??!?! |
| #15 SqueakyMonkey (osh1-327.twcny.rr.com)[7230] |
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What do you mean <i>YOUR</i> bengalaas? The bengalaas are naturally wild, to hold them in captivity is a fate worse than death, and I, for one, will not stand for it. Free the bengalaas, free the bengalaas, free the...eh...oh...sorry. I'll shut up now.<p>
Is it ok if I kill ursadons or ragnasaurs? =-| |
| #16 Ash (209.110.158.1)[7239] |
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| The fact this this guy was playing a 2 vs 1 comp is beyond pathetic. |
| #17 SqueakyMonkey (osh1-327.twcny.rr.com)[7247] |
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| Whoa, sorry Johnny, I spelled your name wrong. Me no spel...good...... |
| #18 Mr. Merf (dial-up220.twistedpair.net)[7266] |
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| Is there a point to winning with crap like that little backstabbing manuever? |
| #19 Mr. Slop (spider-wg064.proxy.aol.com)[7318] |
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bah.
::kicks the backstabber::
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| #20 Necrosausage! (N038P023.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[7342] |
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Backstabbing is a very sophisticated pro-strategy, its very hard to pull of, and you never really know if it works.
It is as difficult to pull off as a combined DT/HT/Reaver drop in a MindControlled Overlord, with recalled cloaked Wraith support while nuking all his xpansion with 12 mind-controlled ghosts that are hidden under 12 engineering bays, which were built by 12 mind-controlled peons, while distracting him with another Goon/Archon/Reaver/Goon drop from the other side in 3 shuttles (1 is hallucinated) and stasi-ing all his units so he cant attack, while having a few Arbiters at home (all 10 of them hotkeyed) to recall the hallucinated drop forces out of trouble if he counters it with hallicunated critters... |
| #21 Necrosausage! (N038P023.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[7345] |
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| of course u do all this when drunk and are playing with your feet and w/o a monitor to make it more difficult... |
| #22 Dawg-Bauls (spider-ti052.proxy.aol.com)[7457] |
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| Dude you suck cock don't you? |
| #23 Annie47 (spider-ti052.proxy.aol.com)[7458] |
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| Y did you do that? |
| #24 10_Dola_Hooka (proxy1-external.rdc1.on.home.com)[7460] |
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haha, lol This report is awesomE!. I used to do this when Craft first came out and when there were a lot of newbies. But I used to play 3v1 cpu games and kill off the cpu and both the other guys. It's more of a challenge, you should try it sometimes. Harder than picking up a Korean guy with my 10 Dola posting. The bengalaas pics look cool! hehe
10_Dola_Hooka |
| #25 The-Dark-0ne (proxy4.gvcl1.bc.home.com)[7612] |
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Ya know what is really funny all these gay ass reports get more comments than some of the atual reports
Oh yeah great i mean gay report |
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