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#1 PhunTyme (bis5.buckeyeweb.com)[7834]
I'm guessing this post is going to be deleted.
#2 T_Mac (ts7-69t-11.idirect.com)[7836]
Uh, yeah, I LOVE BGH
#3 .Praetor (port-sac6.cwo.com)[7837]
Why do people enjoy alternating capitalization? Bugs the heck out of me.
#4 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[7840]
Why is this BR still up?
I thought crap like this was supposed to be deleted the second it was posted.
#5 rudeboy (207-172-157-4.s68.as1.fdk.md.dialup.rcn.com)[7844]
obviously, this br was someone playing a joke....look at the lessons learned...its just someone making fun of newbies and bgh

if im wrong..boo hoo to the person who wrote it

#6 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[7845]
Bye C.

< sarcasm > By FAR the best BR I have EVER seen. This deserves a 10.0, a link on the mainpage, and IMMEDIATE rater status. Whoever this guy is he's a GOD < / sarcasm >

By FAR the stupidest non shakuras report I have EVER seen. This deserves a 1.0, a link on a new page entiled "sucky, crappy poopie head reports" and IMMEDIATE murder of the writer. Whoever this "c" guy is, he's a HOMO



#7 Slicer (ip66.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[7848]
And yet another bengalaas mom didn't listen to the FDA.

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#8 Phuckin-Rhetard (sdn-ar-006azphoeP234.dialsprint.net)[7850]
C is a faggot. and BTW, it's CANNON, not CANOON. stupid fuck.

ALSO, why the hell do people spell LOSE as LOOSE? Even blizzard is doing this cause I read a recent battlereport for the ladder season and I was like "What the fuck, it's L-O-S-E, LOOSE doesn't mean to gain a loss, learn it well you stupid ignorant bastids who keep doing that.

#9 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[7858]
Hmmm. I didn't think it was THAT bad. I mean, this is good solid 2.0 work here. He had paragraphs for goodness sake. There is a reason that we have more than just 1.0s and gold. This sucks, sure, but it doesn't suck as bad as possible. It just sucks a lot.
#10 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[7859]
... maybe he wants to set the example of how good battle reports are NOT supposed to look like (the "bad example")... and not those one line reports, like this:

Map: Big Game Hunters
Me: Red Protoss, 6:00
Him: Purple Protoss, 10:00

I won.









#11 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[7869]
Yeah, I think this is definite 2.0 material. Maybe he is only 11 and really likes BGH.
#12 soulsplitter (spider-we051.proxy.aol.com)[7871]
This is a 2. Cause kornrulz was way worse and he got a 1. But he should get a 1 for playing on BGH. It sucks.
#13 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-5-02-56k.gallipoli[7897]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Yeah right. This was yet another dumbassed attempt at a joke. It's funny when people look at things like this and think a lot deeper into it than they ever should. Other examples: FIRSTLARRY, abstract art, etc. It's all bullshit, people. Live with it.</font>
#14 Slicer (ip10.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[8255]
Johnny! NO INSULTING THE KIDS!
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#16 Persian[49647]
proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com
OMG, I remember this BR. I loved the title at the time. "There was no LaGz)
#17 ol'dirtyeric[53192]
cx1007124-a.ports1.ri.home.com
Why is this not deleted but my posts are always deleted? Mine tell tales of straight up goofyness that would make the adverage starcraft player "ROFLMAO" maybe im just not in the loop........
#18 EldritchEvil[121326]
nr11-216-196-184-36.fuse.net
I swear the lessons learned should be a quote.
#19 [125891]
h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net
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