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Hahahaha Newbie Report!!!
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Date: 05/17/99 12:05
Game Type: Starcraft
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Hello all! Well, all this talk about newbies on vanilla SC got me thinking, ... " I gotta go out and snag me some of dem der newbies :) " * dem der = them there *

Well, I create a 1on1 on The Hunters ( sorry NH people, it was the only choice on normal SC )

I picked terran for some fun, and with 2 seconds before it starts he picks terrans =), hmmm a long game.

Well, im at 6:00 , hes at 7:00

I scout him and I see 3 scvs gathering minerals, and 1 mining vespene gas from a refinery.

im like, LOL!

Then with his 3 scvs chasing me, he lifts up his command center and says " Whhhoaaaa My Command Center is flying ! :-O "




I am ROFL now right, and I expand 4 times!!!!! ( hes still chasing my scv now )




I eventually make about 15 wraiths , and kill his one refinery , and he says " LET ME REBUILD NOW OR YOU'RE A CHEATER! " Im like " haha " and find his FLOATING cc in the corner of the map, and destroy it. Also, those 3 scvs chasing my own scv were killed by 1 marine , lol.

He says " I report you to the high authorities about this! You didn't lemme rebuild " I said " if I let you rebuild all the time, how would the game end?

he didnt say anything, but anyways so funny.

bye all


























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