Before I begin, I want to note this is note for ratings. Hopefully this will give some of you a little laugh for this Monday.
The saga begins
Okay, here's the situation... my parents went away for a week vacation and they left the keys... Sorry, got a little sidetracked. Whoop, JSH, and I decide to make a public game. Whoop creates the game, "3v3 Female Host". After a few attempts, we're able to get 3 victims. Muahahaha.... ;-p
This picture is an edited version of BGH, I had to use this since I am at work. Hopefully it does the justice. Hehehe...
Our three heroes of the story arrive at the 3 bottom locations. I land my CC as terran, bottom left. To my right spawns the zergling, JSH. Lastly, to JSH's right Whoop can be found... also landing his CC.
The enemies are later found at mid-top, top right, and mid-left spots and are all toss.
Did he say, "Cheese?"
As the story begins we find our heroes battle the evil LAG!! As the 4 peons are slowly heading to their assignments, whoop gives out the orders, "We rush with 5 when we hit 10 supply. This sounds so enticing for our peons as they still have not reached their destination. Next came the target acquisition. It seems that yellow has decided to ally with me briefly. Well the first name to show in the "waiting for players" screen is yellow so we decide that to be the first target. We gather up our workers and head out.
Imagine the site, 10 SCVs and 5 drones greeting you at you front door. No amount of micro could stave off the menacing peon power. Unfortunately yellow managed to scurry off to build a pylon somewhere.
The winds of change
Once yellow is cleared, we head back to mining. We are greeted pleasantly by the comment, "You guys aren't real smart." :) Well that maybe, but we're having fun. As I rush to erect my rax I see a zeal on his way. I manage to get the rax and a bunker up and wonder why I haven't been attacked yet. Well it becomes clear as a probe appears and starts his pylon. I attempt to rid myself of the probe, only to lose my only rine to a zeal. I run my SCVs at the opposing force and I am able to take out the pylon, unfortunately another one is warping in and I am forced to lift my CC. I place the CC to the right of my minerals and begin to rebuild.
Meanwhile JSH isn't having much better luck. He has managed to get some lings and sunkens, but a group of 6-8 zeals await outside of his base. Luckily they didn't charge right away, allowing JSH some time to get more lings and sunkens. He holds their rush, losing all his lings, some drones and 3 of 4 sunkens. He is rushed 1 to 2 more times, but holds each one. This causes them to switch their attention to Whoop.
They first attempt to cannon Whoop does little damage. Whoop who had sent forces to help JSH, returned with his zergling companion and rids himself of the cannons. Shortly after, however, 12-16 zeals come tearing down Whoop's door.
Good always defeats evil
Whoop manages to hold and is about to be attacked a second time when mid-left drops. About this time I am able to break out with 12 rines and join Whoop and JSH in the dismantling of the sole remainder. mid-top has left at some point and we ally vic'd the last toss.
Okay, so it's lame, your point is?
;-)
Yes, it wasn't a REAL game, but it was pretty entertaining. The peon rush was devised to eliminate the lag, unfortunately it didn't work. That's what's great about public games, you can afford to lose 1/2 your early peons, and still manage a win.
Well, for those who managed to read the thing, thanks.
BTW- Sorry about the ugliness of this, I am really trying to p/u this html.
Ahhh.. I give up. Can't get my pic to work and I am sorry about that, but hey, we ALL know what Hunters looks like.
Im my defense, I am doing this at work so I have no access to the pics. ;-(
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