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Zerg vs Toss again (This one had he sheiting myself for a bit)
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Author:Flint79
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Date: 05/24/99 07:05
Game Type: Starcraft
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The Map: Unknown and screwey (It was late and I wanted one more game so I goined his own personal map just to see what it's like.....kinda like the newbie map of blood bath but with no places to expand and just two big bases...how fun!)

Well...I started off with normal build electing not to go for the old boring ling rush. Only mistake I made was not scouting out my choke enough. I soon discovered a ton of cannon boxing me in. I think...looking back, that he made this map for this one strat....I knew I had to beat him now...on his home turf. So I went into the bathroom...looked at myself in the mirror....slapped myself across the chops...lit up a smoke and said "let's dance". Well...that never happened...but it would have been cool at the time.


I was kinda freaked for a bit...my base was so tight. I was climbing the walls to hell the hell out. With zerg...you kinda have to tech high to get out of stuff like that without have heavy losses...so I began the tech tree dance. man...it was so damn tight...I had my hive and spire like right next to each other. I made gaurds and scourge. I was also scared about how much time he had to do his own crap too.


Well, I launched my Guard into battle and cleared the photon emplacement with no probs and no resistance....hmmm...odd. I was expecting scouts or something. He thought I was contained...and decided to go for Carriers right away. Bad move. So I marched the Gaurd right up to his base and started fire on even more cannon placement. I usually have Muta defending em...but I was quite lazy this night, O my brothers. He sends carriers at me...not too many...hmmm. I scourge them to death. I quickly discover that he is the biggest damn turtle I have ever seen. With cannons everywhere...I mean everywhere. This cut his Carrier fleet build time something fierce and he did'nt have many ground troops either. During the Guard slaughter...I would see his Stargate warp in a Carrier every now and then. Scouts would have been better for this battle...but hey...what can ya do?

I'm feeling in a rather Clockwork Orange mood right now...so I will continue the rest of this report in the teenage language of nadsat. I viddied I was smacking him up right horrorshow...with the red, red krovvy staining the map. I slooshied what his face might look like right now, and your humble narrator began to chuckle to myself. I yelled,"Take that you filthy old soomka!!!" And laughed real horrowshow. (back to normal talk) I thought about all the ways we could have finished me...if he had scouted me out mid game. As stated before...I was lazy and just wanted to tech...plus the whole tight base was too annoying to make land dwellers.

WAYS HE COULD HAVE WON.

1) Reaver drop....1 or 2 would have layed some hurt on me real bad

2)Any land attack...my base was muddled and he could have buildup a real horrorshow army of goons in that time.

3) Scouts and not carriers...would have picked my gardians outta there.

4)Psi storm would have right screwed me. But the ways of the temp were unknown to him.

HOW MANY MORE CHANCES DID THIS GUY NEED?!?!?!

On a final note. I post a lot of me win and him lose stuff. Next time I get kicked all over the pace...I will inform you, O my brothers. Because it does happen...and I walk away feeling rather angry. So remember thy little Flint that was. Amen. And all that cal.























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