"Oh yes, spread your purple ooze all over me!"
-Jeannie (Drefsab)
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| gelatinous donqui vs dash kakaru dash | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 12/04/99 10:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 8, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Probe: 8.4286 |   |
Warning: Probe has finally found out how to use drop shadows. He is still incredibly inexperienced with them, which will most likely cause them to look incredibly duckiesh (his suck:). He learned how to do drop shadows half way thru this report, therefor making half of them look T_Mac'ish (gay) and the other half look duckiesh, since they were done by HAND! Yes, By hand, that is nearly impossible. OK anyway, bear with me (why am / was I talking about myself in the 3rd person? Can I change mid way and start talking 1st person?) This is only my 2nd report, so I hope you like it. And if you don't (hey you aren't supposed to start a sentence with "and" even though it is so very tempting) if you don't like it, too bad, comment anyways.
*tries to make a cool entry to his report*
without further ado, I present:
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Ok, the battle report isn't actually starting, the pre game chat is. Sorry.
After looking for a 1v1 game to observe, I finally find !likwid~donqui! and -kakaru- (cleverly disguised under the name "Upgraded_Kakaru" to confuse you fools) to go at it! (for those of you that are too stupid to know any better, -kakaru- and UpgradedKakaru are two totally different people, not even related. Although everybody knows that -kakaru- > UpgradedKakaru, that is a different story :)
I make the game on the not-so-overly-played-as-lost-temple map rivalry! yay!
Here is a clip of the pre game coversations that took place during the horrendously slow download times that alot of the players had.
Both of the players opted to choose random for the bout.
I can't really think of a spot to put in my nifty title pic, so I'll just say something and put it in here, ok?
And without further ado, I present!:
Upgraded_Kakaru, who I will from now on just call "kakaru" obviously pulled Terran, and started at the top left starting position.
!likwid~donqui~, who I will from now on just call donqui, obviously pulled Protoss, and started at the bottom left starting position.
(I bet you think you just read the same thing twice due to me purposely saying the same thing , hehe)
Us obs start chatting like nice people, and eventually I mention that the players must do something cool, otherwise my report will seem blatantly bland. (That is incredibly fun to say, say it, "Blatantly bland" cmon, all together now "Blatantly bland" yaaaaaaaaaay)
kakaru appears to be going for a type of tech build, walling off his choke with a depot and a barracks, while starting on gas.
donqui is doing the dreaded 2 pylon build order, going
8 pylon
13 pylon
around 14-15 double gates
gas
here is an obscenely huge picture of their build orders for you to gasp in astonishment at.
kakaru finishes his wall in and adds a bunker next to it for added protection. (My wallins are always GAY, and let zealots walk thru anyhow, so I guess that happend to him and he prepared for that insane amount of gayity should it happen) kakaru adds a machine shop to his ONE factory, and begins building a tank while researching siege mode.
Donqui later gets a bit curious as to what his opponent is up to, and sends his first couple of goons and zealots outside his base to make sure he dosn't go anywhere. Well, one of the goons gets a bit too curios and trips its way into range of 2 siege tanks kakaru has positioned up there, getting blasted into the first blue puddle of soup in this game.
After that slight loss suffered by donqui, each players build orders became clear, as donqui sent a probe to expand in the bottom right, while starting a robotics facility and a observatory at home. His expansion probe warped in a pylon and two cannons at the bottom right choke, and a Nexus by the minerals. (No, not by the cannons:)
kakaru then did something that no sane player would ever try - - then again, I did say do something different and cool, so blame it on me:) Ok, he did the f34red wraith rush! err... wraith rush.. yeah.
With 2 starports with a control tower, he researches cloak and begins slowly, but not nearly pumping, wraiths. (Gas heavy+he is making tanks at the moment as well)
It is quiet and calm, until a couple of roaming wraiths find donquis naked expansion in the bottom right. They take a couple of hits dodging the ramp cannons, then find the ripe nexus. It is still being warped in, so the 3(?) wraiths cause donqui to CANCEL the nexus, to the incredible power of the wraiths burst lasers.
kak also decides to float a CC down to the mineral/gas expansion to the right of him, and begins mining. It would be good, except the fact that donqui has an observer sitting right next to the CC:)
Donqui suddenly feels the urge to attack, and sends 12 or so dragoons and no observers on attack move to kakarus base. kakaru just happend to be repositioning his tanks, and coincedently enough, as one of the blasted obs says "Siege up Kak!" sure enough he sieges up. (kak didn't hear, it was just a crazy coincidence..i swear!) The dragoons are brutally slaughtered by cloaked wraiths+tanks while trying to cross the bridge with their terrible AI. Looks like Toss forgot his obs, yes.
kakaru then decides its time for a !@~~!~@~!~@ COUNTER ATTACK !@~!~ @~!@~!~@~ and sends 6 tanks and the stray scv that was reparing damaged tanks, along with the 12 or so wraiths.
The observer that donqui so easily forgot about spotted the tanks, and the two goons forward positioned also spotted them - - but were pelted to death by the unsieged tanks wussy sounding cannons.
kakaru decides to low-siege donqui's base, using the wraiths as spotters. It works well, and he sends half of the tanks up to high ground to siege while being supported by the wraiths and other half. He then gets them all sieged up on high ground and starts hitting donqui's main hard with no resistance.
donqui, not having an expansion due to those gaiths, cannot produce any dragoons except 3, and bumrushes those with the added affect of his mineral-smash-you-on-the-head probes. It almost worked.. well.. not really.
donqui surrenders to the gay might of the burst laser+arclite cannons!
good games to all, and diogene's_dog is really annoying as an observer.
This has NOT been a bob_the_newt production.
This has been a probey'-with-no-signature-pic production.
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