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| A not so Christmasy report | | | Author: | The-Dark-0ne" class=menulink>The-Dark-0ne | | IP: | proxy1.gXXXX | | Date: | 12/24/99 09:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for The-Dark-0ne: 7.0000 |  | Ah Christmas. The wonderful time of year where everyone comes together to worship Jesus Christ (For you religious starcraft players this is called a joke :) ). So to celebrate Christmas I
though I would do a Christmasy report. Unfortunaly my html skills equal that of a blind, fingerless man living in a hole on the moon :(. So to the untrained eye this will look just like my previous failures. But if you use your imagination you will see that my report had the potential to match even exceed YourRoleModels. (Blasphemy I know). Enjoy reading. And raters give this a good mark and I will eternaly kiss all of your ass's until your butts are sore with hickys.
The-Dark-0ne
UY-626 & TheMerchandise VS CaRioN~(RFR) & PepA~(RFR)
The Map: Well I will give ya a hint. Its lost, has a secret stash of porno buried some where and is overplayed. Stuck? Please get lost, you and your puny mind don't deserve to read my report.
Game On
The air was thick as TheMerchandise's Command Center landed on the 12.00 position. His ally UY-626 spawned at the 9.00 position and there enemys each took the other starting locations. Both were zerg. They all started collecting the blue substance which looks like a mineral, feels like a mineral and surprisingly is a mineral. Bet ya didn't see that coming.
TheMerchandise built a supply depo on 8th and as soon as that was done constructed a rax below it. All 3 zerg went similar build orders of lord, pool, but then PepA~(RFR) started spawning a hatch at his ramp, and the other two went sunken, lord, hatch, gas, den.
However UY-626 did all this wayyyy before CaRioN~(RFR) who prefered to build up an army first composing of lings. Meanwhile TheMerchandise had constructed 5 rax and an academy. I wonder what he's going for. PepA~(RFR) had spawned 3 sunkens at choke and an exp was fully online. TheMerchandise has an extremly large force of medics, marines and firebats at his base and UY-626 has a lair done with a spire spawning, while CaRioN~(RFR) has just started his lair mutation. As history has taught us, there is always a lull before the storm.
TheMerchandise marched his large force of m&m&fdown to CaRioN~(RFR)'s base and attacks. A battle erupts with m&m&f vs hydra and ling. TheMerchandise was victorious and CaRioN~(RFR)'s attempt at an exp flushed down the toilet and stamped on.
TheMerchandise then marched the remains of his m&m&f army into blues main and with help from UY-626's mutalisks, knocks CaRioN~(RFR) out of the game.
During the attack UY-626 had expanded to his natural and brought it fully online. Seeking to revenge his partner PepA~(RFR) wings a flock of mutalisks down to the exp and proceeds to trash it. How Ironic. TheMerchandise marines jet there and arrive just in time to fend the mutalisks off. PepA~(RFR) runs the mutalisks to the cliff where he mutates some into guardians. TheMerchandise removes the marines from the exp and starts to gather forces in the middle of the map.
As soon as the guardians are finished PepA~(RFR) moves them onto the exp again and with the help of a few more muta trashes it and starts towards UY-626's main. TheMerchandise again sends help in the form of marines and medics, and finaly after losses in both UY-626's buildings and TheMerchandise's marines the guardians and mutas are erradicated.
While TheMerchandise is massing forces in the center of the map PepA~(RFR) sends a huge ling force to his base. The attack is repulsed, but PepA~(RFR) uses the attack as a diversion to exp unmolesed to CaRioN~(RFR)'s old base and natural.
Then TheMerchandise drops the hammer. His exremely huge force of m&m&f marches towards PepA~(RFR)'s base. At exacly the same time PepA~(RFR) sends a huge force of mutas, lings, hydra, and guardians at reds base. What basicaly happened was that it was a race to chew up buildings faster. But PepA~(RFR) ) had an Ace up his sleve. He had two exps to TheMerchandise's none.
But wait! UY-626 scouts those defensless exps and sends lings to destroy them. TheMerchandise floated his rax's to safety (all of the mutas were destroyed by defending marines). As soon as his exps started to become under attack PepA~(RFR) moved the rements of his army to defend his hive. A battle commenced but his army was eventuly put down by the combined efforts of both players. GG went all around and PepA~(RFR) conceded after a game extremly well fought.
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