"Your terran is my bitch Mark4!"
-Johhny_Vegas
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| Tmac and NEcro battle 2 lamers | | | Author: | | | IP: | pool0949XXXX | | Date: | 01/25/00 02:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Crax`Baby: 5.0000 |  | Game on temple. Tmac is zerg at 12 necro is toss at 3. Lamer #1 is zerg at 9 and lamer #2 is terran at 6.
Everyone starts with normal builds except Lamer #1 who does a 9 pool, he also didnt make his first drone till he got his workers settled on patches. Lamer #1 instead of hatching 6 lings makes 2 lings and then another hatch at ramp. How lame is that? IF u gonna go early O, go early O. Now Lamer #1 is way behind tmac economically.
Lamer #2 has just as bad a start. He makes 2 rax and then goes for academy. However when necro has 6 zeals, he has managed to produce only 6 rines. Compounding his lameness his makes a bunker at his CC. To his credit he has a nice looking base. Its very pretty indeed
As for the good guys, tmac has 4 hatches, many many drones, and 2 sunkens protecting his choke, while necro is making templar.
No action so far
Lamer #1 looks to be teching to lurkers, but he is so sucky he has a LONG way before he gets there
Lamer #2 has ammassed 14 offensive units. This includes the 4 marines in his bunker.
Tmac and necro decide terran must be wraith rushing since they havent seen any marines
They send 12 hydra, 12 lings, 2 dt, 2 goons, and around 10 zealots.
Lamer #2 has around 6 bats, 6 rines, and 6 medics. The zeals and lings get toasted fairly quickly, due to bad placement of the hydra, but the 12 hydra look like they may take down the terran base. Lamer #2 isnt repairing his bunker but tmac isnt managing his hydra anyways, because lamer #1 is on the warpath!
He has attack tmac who being gay has forgotten to make ANY men while attacking the terran base. Lamer #1 has 12 hydra and 12 lings attacking T-Mac's sunkens. THey die quickly has does the hatch. Lamer #2 presses ahead and kills the expansion but T_mac has for some reason researched burrow, and his drones survive. It looks bad for T_mac who is screaming "HELP HELP HELP" - Necro sends help so tmac survives with many drones and 2 hatches.
Necro looks like he is playing like the bad ass Whoop cos he has many many probes and 5 gates producing. He tries to take T_mac's natural but tmac says NO!
Tmac feels the need for some vengence. His economy is coming back and feeling confident calls for a double on Zerg. (Lamer #1) Goons, zeals, templar, and hydra attack. However, they run into many sunkens on high ground and around 20 hydra. Even with storm the attack is held with the loss of several sunkens, but only a couple hydra. AMazingly, Lamer #1 has around 14 drones now. Man thats an awesome economy if i ever saw one. THen i saw something that I NEVER thought I'd see.
Wait....could it be? Lamer#2 (aka sim city player) is coming out of his base! HOLY SHIT! Inexplicably he is attacking Necro's mineral only expansion. He has bats, medics, vultures, and marines. This force manages to kill around 8 zeals, 2 goons, and 2 pylons before a templar and his goonie pals end Lamer #2's adventure. Tmac has also sent 6 lurkers to help, but they arent needed. On a side note Lamer #2 has an incredible base layout. He has tanks walled in, turrets, bunkers, oh man it rules.
Again T_mac wants blood, and they attack. Necro has around 9 gates now and is pumping goons and templar. The lurkers manage to kill most of the hydra Lamer #1 has somehow managed to make and goons and templar finish up the rest.
With out saying a word, T_mac and Necro send their remaining army to terran. (who is floating a CC to his island - expanding...what a great idea) ALthough Lamer #2 has a great looking base, seeming impossible to attack without many siege units, it proves to be not strong enough, and falls.
Game over
After the game I decided that Lamer #1 really wasnt that bad, but thats only when I compare him to lamer #2.
Lessons learned - ummm Tmac sucks with zerg, and doesnt know how to do two things at once.
Have a nice day :)
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