Hi, Welcome to the future, San Dimas, CA 2688, and I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Many golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. You may remember me from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, I'm Rufus, the cool guy from the future with the Excellent time machine. Once again our future is threatened. This time by an evil Protoss tribe who's sadistic plan involves taking over San Dimas, California and stopping Bill and Ted from making their Excellent music. The only way to stop the protoss is for Bill and Ted to warp onto the planet Big Game Hunters through gateways in the form of archons and destroy the protoss camp. I am Bill S. Preston "Esquire" And I am Ted "Theodore" Logan Bill: Dude, that's what I was going to wear today! Ted: Bogus, we're wearing the exact same outfit! Bill: Too late to change now, we've got to get to that bogus planet Big Game Hunters and destroy that evil protoss base. Ted: But how? ** A flash of light, Rufus appears Rufus:

Bill: Whoah, what are they?

Rufus: They are called Cybernetics Core, Citadel of Adun, and Templar Archives.

Ted: Excellent!!

Rufus: Good luck boys, and remember, the future depends on you.

**Flash of light, Rufus disappears.

Bill: Okay Ted, let's start getting this equipment warped into place.

Ted: Excellent

** A short amount of time passes...

Bill: Ted, what's that big fat ugly yellow thing floating over our base?

Ted: I don't know Bill, but it looks uncool to the utmost.

Bill: Ted! There are some little ugly creatures attacking our base!!

Ted: Dude! They are ripping down our buildings!!

Bill: This is Bogus. We totally picked the wrong spot to warp in at.

Ted: Yeah, totally. Let's get outta here.

Bill and Ted have left the game.

Bill: Dude, we have to find a better spot for our base if we are going to be most triumphant.

Ted: Yeah dude, how bout right here?

Bill: Excellent, let's get this equipment warped in.

** A short amount of time passes...

Ted: Okay dude, the Templar Archives is finished. Let's warp through these gateways!!

Bill: Party on!!

** Bill and Ted jump into the gateways...

** A short time later, on the other side of the gateway...

** A short time later, when the warp is complete...

Ted: Dude, we made it to the other side.

Bill: Most triumphant, now I know how the chicken felt.

Ted: Dude, check it out, I can shoot lightning bolts!!

Bill: No Way!!

Ted: We've Got to find the evil protoss base.

Bill: I think it's that way.

Ted: Excellent, let's go.

** A short trip across the map finds Bill and Ted on the outskirts of the evil protoss base.

Bill: Whoah, check out that dude with the sharp blades.

Ted: Dude, he's running right at us and he looks mean.

Bill: Good thing we have these lightning bolts.

Ted: Excellent!!

** After destroying the zealot, Bill and Ted charge into the protoss base.

Bill: Oww, that particle beam smarts. Bogus!!

Ted: It's coming from that cannon dude.!

Bill: Let's get it!!

Ted: Excellent!!

Bill: Dude, where are all the evil protoss warriors?

Ted: They must be hiding in that big building by that huge pile of blue stuff.

Bill: Well, let's knock it down dude!!

Ted: Excellent!!

Bill: Gnarly!

Ted: Excellent!

** A flash of light, Rufus appears

Rufus: Congratulations boys, you have once again saved the future. You are truly the Great Ones. Party on, and be excellent to each other.

** A flash of light, Rufus disappears.

Bill: Dude, that was most cool.

Ted: Let's go home and make some music!!

Bill: Excellent!!

** Bill and Ted jump into the gateways.

** A hard rock anthem starts to play.

** The credits scroll.

Cheers,