"Your terran is my bitch Mark4!"
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| The report done on a non-BGH map wioth a bgh guy... | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 02/05/00 11:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for BGH Defender aka ZerglingPlague: 5.0000 |  | ForumGodZergPlague
Global user
(2/6/00 1:11:35 am)
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Now who here would like to read about how Half got his lil baby ass kicked? :)
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heh i bet you respond to this one, half...
Well! after being messaged many, many times by that annoying guy Apollo (join cd1/dc1 @#%$ i eventually relented, seeing that i hadn't been on in a couple of weeks and i was itching for a nice relaxing game... well i didnt get it. there were 4 of us, Me -CD-ZergPlague, -CD-Nemisis, -CD-Apollo (evil yellow lagger of the game), and of course Half, on his Brother~of~God name. anyways, after seeing that the name of the map was Green Valleys, i of course protested that we should play BGH. after being silenced by the many (many) shut ups and @#%$ you's and bgh is gay's, i eventually relented and said lets go. after Nem hit the start button, it was then we all realized that we had not made teams yet. so after 5 secs of crap no one could read, i picked zerg and the game started.
So i was Zerg (as usual), bottom right, Apollo was Toss, middle-left, Nemisis was Zerg, middle, and Half was terran, upper left. after 2 minutes of gibberish, i, the voice of reason, (of course) paused the game and with a shout of "SHUT UP YOU @#%$," we decided it was to be a ffa. now we have the backround set :)
The mood of the game was fun, and as Nem, Apollo, and Half were busy gabbing away with each other, i was busy with my little zerg needs of making expo's. well, turns out i got the chance to make 2 smaller ones, and a big one in the middle right.
Occasionally i heard shouts of help me, oh god make it stop, stuff like that, but i wasnt bothering with it. i had 2 spires and 3 evolution chambers up, all busily upgrading, i had cracklings and fully upgraded hydras, but then i thought to myself, "hey, you gorgeous hunk of zerg, you have no attack units, and you dont know where anyone is!!" so, i made a couple mutas and went out searching. found Apollo first, the little guy had a rather small base but an expo and some scouts. i found Half, large terran base, but no d whatsoever. it was later that i found out he had 12 BC's flying around wrecking havok.
I sent a small group of guards and muta's to harrass Apollo, he came and destroyed the mutas with his scouts when my devourers decided to show up. :) after apollo was taken care of, i began to notice a large sheet of blue (Half) approaching my base... it was 16 BC's, which spread out and decided to destroy me. no one knew that i had like 3 expos at this point. after Half incorrectly judged that he had killed me, we allied and he left.
Now, as anyone knows, you do NOT ally the ZerglingPlague and expect him to just sit there and watch. cuz the Zergman comes back. :) (Python, you reading this? hehe) a couple of guys know this about me because of that one time where i dropped 24 Crackling-filled overlords into Pyth's base. He just kinda left without saying anything, which was very dissapointing. anyways, back to the story.
As Nem was lurker dropping Half, he directed his BC's to go defend his base. this gave me the oppotunity to make 5 groups of 12 mutas, which was impressive considering this was not a hunters map. after catching his BC's in midflight to his base, i was able to destroy 4 or 5 of them. I prob could have done a little bit better if i micro'd but i could see the mutas werent gonna do it, so i was busy rebuilding my spawning and hydralisk den to finish the job. Even though Apollo sent 3 pathetic scouts to help my mutas, and Nem sent a couple of non-pathetic scourge, i began my mass cracklings.
i send a small group of them to investigate his bases, mainly to harrass them. it kinda didnt work. cuz Half had made about 24 wraiths, it looked like. so Nem, being the very non helpful guy he usually is, happily sent his 50 (im not kidding) scourge on their way to destroy the weak little terran gibbers, But Nem forget one thing.
Wraiths can cloak.
Silly silly Nem. Anyways, i saw the wraiths and thought to myself, uh oh, i need detection, so i sent my overlords on their way. after they were about halfway to Half's base, i sent my group of cracklings and Hydra's to destroy him.
My hydras and cracklings still arrived there first, so everyone made fun of me. but then the nice overlords showed up. Half's BC's were all destroyed, except for 3 at my base, but i had smartly left a little backup group of Hydra's to defend it, which they did. half's wraiths, which were busy harrassing Nem, came back to his base, and then were promptly destroyed. With shouts of "DETECTION YOU NEED DETECTION, and HERE COME HIS OVERLORDS, and HAHAHAH HALF's GONNA DIE, and ZERG RULES" Half was not happy. :)
And so, after my finishing move,
"HAVE A NICE DAY!" (in the words of WWF superstar Mankind) (any of you see the Ravioli commercial?)
Half simply said
" GG, Goodnight."
after returning to the channel, and after much complementing and bowing by Nem and Apo, i came to write this. :)
if anyone wants some nice screenshots of Half being pissed off and me ripping his base apart, please IM me, my screenname is ZergPlague, or my ICQ is 33507395, or you can email me at ZergPlague@aol.com
oh, and Half... i believe i can finally say...
I own you.
BoW To YoUr ETreMely AnGRY anD Un4GiVinG ForUM GoD.
Edited by ForumGodZergPlague at: 2/6/00 1:11:35 am
CD Nemisis
Global user
(2/6/00 1:00:23 am)
Reply Greates Game Ever
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O man. What a game. Me and Apo just kinda sat around like stuned carp while zp worked busily. I cant belive half didnt catch on. We shared vision the whole time. Then, the WHOLE map moved as zp sent his minions on their way. Half said "I can not die." Then, he saw the massive row after row after row of hydras and said "Corection, I may die.". He lost several bc's while zp lost little. And then half said "Corection, I will die." and it was all down hill for him from there. I also have some great screen shots. if u want them, mail me. madness55@mailcity.com
Froggy, dont be mad you suck. Its not your fault. I have come to terms with this long ago. I hope you can too.
Apollo
Local user
(2/6/00 1:10:33 am)
Reply Re: Greates Game Ever
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lol so it started.......me nem zp and half....of course i had my doubt of winning against half. 1 guy left the game cuse of our arguing some guy named buzzweb or somethin. After much harassment by zp, nem and half which all attacking me wit about 20 guards, 12 bc, 20 muta and 20 dev all together. so they adventure of running thru the map came on. i cleverly hid in all the best spots in green valleys. pissed off i wasnt dead, half was hunting for my pylons. stupidly he found 7 out of 10 of them wasting all that time, zp attacked wit nem backing them up. we decided to ally againt the evil terran of the game. 16 bc's all directed to execute us suddently disappreared wit about 100 hyrdas coming to half's undefended base. half suddenly shocked was calling me "APOFAG" a million times. knoowing he was owned badly he kept complaning "3vMEEEE 3vMEEEE" . half was helplessly whining. btw at that time me nem and zp were laughing our asses off. neone of u want screen shots? MSG ME!!! AIM = AzNsUpAsAyAn. see the pics of the funniest game i ever played in mah life. half must be crying right now ^_^
HALF THAT WAS FUNNY AS @#%$ AS U WERE OWNED SOO BAD. REMEMBER U GOT OWNED APO STYLE!!!!
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