"I'm going to have to move to New Mexico and start a cult in your name now"
-WilliamWC3
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| The Adventures of Jamellan | | | Author: | | | IP: | aden2-14XXXX | | Date: | 02/16/00 08:02 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Jamellan: 7.7609 |  | When we last left Jamellan and the gang, they were just attacked by gremlanites and Jamellan was smacked on the head with a giant wooden mallet....OUCHORAMMA!!!......I can't believe I just said that.....
When I awoke from my impaled-mallet-syndrome, I was surrounded in darkness. I tried to stand up, but I was tied down to a chair or something. Since I had nothing better to do, I attempted to break free from my bindings....and they snapped right off....RIGHTO! Since it was dark I switched my nightvision on and looked around. All I could see was a door a few feet in front of me. As I walked over to the door, the lights in the room came on.
"AAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!."
I quickly turned my nightvision off. Damn. That was worse than looking into the sun. A loud voice then spoke through speakers or something in the room.
"Seeeet down man!!"
I took my seat in the chair once more, and the voice spoke again.
"Deed you theenk you could eelude us forever Bill???"
"Uh, my name's not bill."
"STOP weeth your lies man. I know who you are! And you are going to do what I say man!"
The wall to the right of me started to slide down. In its place appeared a window with an animal sitting on a throne. It looked like a chiuwawa......oh god NO!!!! Then again, who else would rule the gremlanites?
"Do you reecognize mee now man?"
"Yes, but.."
"Good! Then you know what I want you to do!"
"No I don't actually."
"DAMMEET MAN! I'll say it one more time! Put nacho cheese sauce on the chilupa!"
I played along, "Um sure, no problem...I'll get right on it."
ZAP!!!!
"Aieeeee!!!!!!"
It seems they had tampered with my marine ass-shocking device!!!
"You seem to not bee taking mee seriously man, and I'm not gonna let you leeve unteel you call your peeple and tell them to change the chalupa!"
Shit! I felt a little screwed now.
"Ok, sure...do you know the number."
"I see you steel want to play games weeth mee! Weel see how much of this you can take. Play the museek!"
With that a loud song started playing....oh no! It was that "We like to party" song, but instead of saying "We like to party" over and over it went something like this....
"Pi-Pika-Pikachu, Pi-Pi-ka-Pika-Pikachu!"
I didn't realize this song could get any more annoying till now. I tried to remain calm, but quickly lost my sanity.
"ALRIGHT!! I'll call them! Show me to your telephone."
The door then opened. When I got out of the room, two gremlanites were there with giant mallets.
"Thiswaythisisthewayfollowmeplease!!!!!!"
I could barely understand it. Sounded like they drank coffee 24/7 or something. As I walked down the hall, I saw Lisk lisk and Mr. Slashy. They were both in another small room, and they were both tied up by their legs and were being hit around like pinatas. We walked down the hall some more and finally made it to the phone....I don't think the two gremlanites realized it, but my gun was sitting right next to the phone. I quickly picked up my gun and blasted the two gremlanites to chunks. I then heard lots of tiny voices.
"Aieehegonnagetawaylet'ssmashgood!!!!!"
I quickly ran over to Lisk lisk and Mr. Slashy's cell and busted down the door. The gremlanite that was batting them both around turned toward me and quickly lunged at me. I quickly sent him flying in the opposite direction. After shooting Slashy and Lisk lisk free, we ran down one of the halls hoping to find the exit. Behind us were about 5 gramlanites chasing after us, and damn were they fast as hell....it was like they were on crack or something. I would have shot them, but my arms spazzed and threw the gun behind us...probably cause the stupid writer couldn't think of anything better to do....
"Stop right there man!"
The little dog leader jumped out in front of us, and he seemed to have an uzi strapped to his back. I stopped for a moment, then punted his ass like a football. He went flying into a skylight, then out of the skylight...duh.
"I'll geet you man!"
We ran down the hall a little longer till we found a door. Upon opening it, we conviently discovered my nuke, food supplies, and what appeared to be an exit. When we closed the door behind us there was a loud SMACK. I turned around and saw 5 gremlanites mushed on the door, idiots.
"Oh me thanky you Jamellan. You hero!"
"Thanks Lisk lisk. Do you have any at all how we get to Aiur from here?"
"Yea."
.......again another silence since Lisk lisk seems to never catch on!
"Ok, which way do we go?"
"Behind you."
I turned around and saw a #$%ing huge city in the distance. Aiur! I was almost there.
"Bout time! Let's go!"
"Uh, you forget Blackblurd."
Shit. I forgot about the zerg cerebrate. I didn't even have a gun now.
"How long has Blackblurd been guarding that bridge?"
"Not very long. We arrive on planet 30 minutes before we attack protoss encampment."
"Ah, which means the protoss might be attacking his new blockade soon. So we shall wait near Blackblurds base and wait for the protoss to hopefully come and waste his ass."
It was kinda dark right now tho, so I assumed the protoss would attack the next morning. So we set up camp and awaited what tomorrow would bring.......
K, that's all fer now. I'm getting hungry :) If you enjoyed this at all you might go check out some of the other stories i've written.
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