"put tanks at your thing"
-T_mac
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| badminton strikes!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | 24.65.81XXXX | | Date: | 03/08/00 08:03 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for znzf: 4.0769 |  | well Starcraft is begining to lose its fun on me because i can never get higher then 1100 and can barely stay at 1020 in ladder
so i'll make a br on BADMINTON!
yes thats right peeps i am going to talk about the wussiest of wussi games on the planet today :(
well first match
i serve
i mess up
opponent serves
he meses up
1)
i serve a low one, it hits his face
1 - luv
2)
i do the same, hits the ground
2 - luv
3) i serve it and it hits him in random body parts that make me dont want to pick up the bird again
3- luv
now repeat 1), 2) and 3) until i reach 15 points
well ok now i have just defeated my opponent from another school "leacock sucks cock"!!
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mwahahhahaha
WOWSERS 2 BR'S in ONE!!
2nd game versus same person
read above, same thing happened
guess i win again
15 - 2 tho this time i totaly messed up 2 serves and didnt' try as hard since i was obviously much better than him
now if only my sc reports were as good as my sport reports.....
Lessons learned
1)
HOW THE F)A(#@$* did this guy make it on his school team
his team sucked
we beat all the people in his school using only our crappiest members
2)
starcraft is fun only when you are 1200 + or you have tons of friends to play with from real life
tons = 29 +
which i dont
hmm i have 14 people from school which i know that play sc but they play bgh
:d
3) writing br's are very relaxing and enjoyable
4) giving this author a 10 will result in him getting happier
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