"Holy shit it worked"
-[5th]Krebster
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| Some people... Will never learn. | | | Author: | | | IP: | px2he.ssXXXX | | Date: | 04/05/00 05:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 5, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for ChocolateMofo: 4.3333 |   | Before I get going.. I would like everyone to know that if they stats "ChocolateMofo". They will see a record like 12-65.. Well I have a perfect explantaion for this. Its kinda a loss account gone bad, I tend to always put allied victory on. (Force of habit).
Anyways folks... Down to business... I just got home from school after a boring 3rd period. YAY lunch. Anyways I sat down at my comp hoping to get in a game of sc. After browsing for 5 min and seeing nothing but BGH I created a 1v1 game on Temple. THEN TO MY UTTER DISBELIEF I SAW CHANMANX THE MAN WITH 6094 WINS JOIN MY GAME. I thought and said I thought you were a comp stomper... "FUCK YOU MAN YOUR STATS SUCK". After a quick exchage of brutal insults and a wave of "LOL's" from me we begin.
So the game starts off. I am Purple terran at 3:00. While my opponent Chanmanx (White zerg)(The disconnecting hacker) starts off at 6:00. I start off with my standard build: 1 Depot, 2 rax, dep... THEN in the middle of my second depot... I look in utter disbelief =) to see six shiny white lings heading towards my SCV's. I place my 3 marines within my scv patch and attack with all...
ChocolateMofo - 0 casualties
ChanmanX - 6
So I decide I'm going to find this bugger... "SCV good to go sir", "Good sir this is your commanding officer, today, your mission, locate the Zerg main and report back with info... Over and out." So off he sets when into my base flies a white OL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he rushes me, I own him, then, LOL, he sends an ol in. Hoping that my marines ran out of ammo.
"Sir, we have spotted a white overlord headed towards south western corner of the base", "Even though we killed his six lings and he never scouted us?". "Yes sir". "Well son attempt any type of interrogation before using him to wipe your ass". "IDENTIFY YOURSELF". "RRRORRRRRR", "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME" *Reload* BANG!!
Needless to say that Ol when pop. So as I encounter his main i see that he has 8 lings and 1 sunken at this time I have my acad and refinery coming in. I send all my 11 units into his main. To hold his choke then using my brave scv begin making bunkers. My acad comes online up goes a factory and com sat. Energy swirls began to emerse while ChanmanX's base appears bright on my screen... Hmmm i say Lair... Hydra den, this mofo is going lurks. LOL. Fac comes online MS is attached and S-Mode is coming in.
Then I see a wave about 30 lings try to get through the force of bats, marines and medics which hold his choke.
I put up an E=Bay asap and begin construction of a new cc in my natural. By this time I am reaching the point in which I can see his base with my bunks and tanks. At this point I scan and realize that I have won the game... Obviously worried of the TURBO NEWBIE which I have so ominously learned from HeartCutter. I tank push him and finish him... Up to last building when I see "waiting for players chanmanx" 40... 20... Disc. =(
Advice
- A six pool rarely succeeds on a map with 4 starting locations.
- Once you know for sure that your opponent is six pooling take this time to tech up and screw him over land. Air units are just a bonus cause it should be an easy win from this point.
AND WORST OF ALL BECAUSE HE DISCED I GOT ANOTHER WIN... WTF GENTLEMEN AND LADIES AT ALL COSTS AVOID PLAYING PEOPLE LIKE CHANMANX YOU WOULD GET BETTER GAME FROM A NEWBIE. |
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