"Vegas, who will henceforth be called bunker boy"
-WilliamWC3
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| Carrier builders kiss my ass | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/03/99 03:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Death2Aliens: 2.6667 |  | Dear Carrier Builders,
Prepare to meet your doom....
Clan XAOS
Death2Aliens-Humans (of course)
Grok378-Zerg
Unknown c-buildin enemies
~Darth_-Protoss
Bigwank667-Protoss (also a whiny bitch--> "scourges are cheap man!" "My carriers wont move" "Help send me troops"
"You guys suck."
1.Discovery
Well after a boring day of school I wanted some action so I logged on to bnet. I soon joined a two on two, the creator picking the typical bgh map (desert version) my favorite terrain. The game was uneventful in the first five minutes, i at first built up a quick s-tank marine defense, my zerg ally ringed his base with sunkens. My partner and I both expanded, me to my near left and he to a lower base, both of us following similar defense startegies. I had built a considerable land force and was prepared to move out when I began scannin around to gather intelligence for my attack. To my surprise i found my enemy and his partner pullin the fleet beacon bullshit we all know so well.
2.I hate Dark Templars(against me that is)
Just as I was going to order my force to move out, two of my marines explode like mushy fruit on the ground. SURPRISE Dark templar!! And Ive just waisted my scan energy, leaving my troops away from my base with no detection. To my rescue comes my ally with a friendly overlord. Meanwhile ive lost two tanks and four marines, but as we all know, exposed dts eat shit real quick. I quickly replace my forces and attack, but make one of the stupidest mistakes ive ever made. Right as my troops assault his base, 6 scarabs zoom out and leave my valaint human warriors pieces of +2 armor sinking in pools of their own blood. I run my remaining marines forward and get too close for scarab range and manage to get three of the reavers to shutdown their factories permanently. Uh oh the first carrier has just appeared and is floating towards my remaining tank and 5 marines. I leave the men to die promising to remember their sacrifice, and get my revenge.
3.The Build Up
My ally says to me, "letm bld c's well soon own the skies." I say 10-4 and imeediately add a second starport. I set one producing wraiths, and the other producing valkyries. My ally builds swarms of scourges, the cheap little living missiles are some of my favorite starcraft characters, i have a fondness for the suicide units. My buddy also starts crankin out the zerg, not just any zerg but armor+3 melee attack+3 adrenal glands & speed. He begins sending these swarms against the second protoss guy, with whom he has been skirmishing the whole game. My partner enjoys plaguing bases before atacking which is funny. When you see loads of dragoons assault a couple zerglines and crunch like the bugs we step on, ITS FUNNY!!
At last the prot boys decide they have enough carriers and come for us. I know this because my awesome ally has parasited not 1, not 2, but 3 seperate units in each of their bases and the tard cant seem to figure out how to fix it.
4.Revenge is Sweet
Their carrier forces begin their slow drift towards my friends base looking like a bunch of whales. Grok launches the scourge groups he numbered 6 in a group 1-9 and takes out Darth Mauls entire carrier force leaving only only wanker. Wankers carriers reach groks base and begin the devestation when, yeeeeeeeehhhaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!
The Cavalry arrives. Valkryies begin unloading cute little clusters of missles as my cloaked but unfortunately detected wraiths single out c's 1 by 1. At last his fleet is gone, about half of my valkries and 1/3 of my wraiths are gone 2 but hey, i spent a lot less on them.
5.The End
By pal having done his work with the scourges send s his newly built ultra squad into wankers base, the ultras take heavy losses but clean up the cannons so his zerglings rush in and take care of the rest. My seige tanks have ringed mauls base and are closing in. My marines get theier revenge when i drop a phat group of them in Mauls base, right over his minerals. The happy soldiers blow away the pitiful probes and then finish of the pretty but helpless protoss base. THE END
P.S. Go ahead tell me how great carriers are, i dont think so.
P.P.S. I had to reload my name on bnet so just cuz my rec is 2 and 2 now doesn't mean i suk.
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