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Author:-MrCow-
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Date: 05/01/00 03:05
Game Type: Starcraft
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-MrCow-'s 6th report

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Ah! It's great to be back in the battlereporting business. After successfully faking my sickness (hehehe, well, I actually was sick..for 20 mins), I get to present to you, my first battlereport in 1 month! So let's get underway to the game! What are we waiting for??!
For once not temple The place of battle for our 2 contestants today, {t4r}KronosIII (Krono) and Drnogame (heh, how optimistic) is acropolis. Let's have an introduction to the two players. Well for one, Krono, I don't know very well, so I'm not exactly to comment on his personal life, such as what kind of beer he drinks every day, but... I can tell you that I've watched him play as terran and, boy, he...er...( I hope he doesn't have a machine gun waiting to pelt my hide) ya, sux. The positive thing I can tell you about Krono is that he has a great sense of humor. Drnogame on the other hand, I don't know much about either, but he's a fairly decent player and according to my knowledge, he said his best races were toss and terran. My fellow observer and collegue, $$owned$$ (owned) actually could have played a very important role in this game as you will see if you care to read on.

This matchup between the two players began actually on rivalry with Krono as terran and the good doctor as toss. The match was horrible since krono got his sorry terran ass beaten like a pinata, I offered a rematch but this time, the two players' races in reverse. Therefore, Krono warps in his protoss fleet at the right middle, while Drnogame crashes in his terran command center at the top middle. Although this goes against the rule of Battlereporting, I didn't pay attention to build orders because I was busy trying to slaughter all of owned's SCV's with mine..hehe. Warharhar It was pretty evident what Drnogame was going for M&M's, since he DID blurt out of nowhere, "Ah screw heavy metal, I trust the rines." During the course of the game, he created 4 barracks (and later a 5th he never used) and pumped marines and medics like a madman. Krono, on the other hand, I couldn't make out what the hell he was doing. He got 2 gates, then a cybernetics core, then a forge, then I think more gates, then an expansion, and finally a templar archives (or something like that since I didn't pay attention) but he never kept on producing troops. Then, a brilliant idea came into my mind...
HAHA, maybe owned will be able to catch both players with their pants down Yep ladies and gentlemen, I decided to do the nefarious plan of landing my CC inside his base and block his ability to build structures near his pylons. This, of course, then provoked a few "controlled" anger remarks from Krono, as in, "Hey! Get out of here! GET I SAY! GET!" Hehehe. (Next time you ppl let me observe, you better make sure you use an obs. map =P). Quite a while ago, owned said he had enough of watching newbies play decided to take matters into his own hands... he floats his CC over to bottom left island and starts a base there. He informs me that he intends to go wraiths and BC's to rape protoss. Now, I would have done this too had I not been so stupid to kill all my scvs and then use the 50 minerals and attack owned's 4 scvs with my one.

What do soldiers need? Both players (the ones that were participating in the 1v1) decided to expand at this time and were continuing to mind their own little business, when all of a sudden...owned .........................................disconnected (damn I thought I got you there. No, he didn't have time to mass his wraith army..hehe). Ack. Oh well, poor owned. Now anyways, at this time, Drnogame decided that he had had enough of this nonsense and made a decision to put this game to end once and for all! Mobilizing his army of about 4 or 5 control groups of marines and 1 control group of medics, he stormed into the protoss expansion, which was lightly defended and was easily razed.

Enemies, sir! (as the answer to the previous pic.) Seeing the size of Drnogame's army as compared to his own, Krono had the shit scared out of him and from 3 gateways, started clicking the high templar icon like there was no tommorrow (or were they already there?) Why Drnogame didn't decide to march his troops right over to his weak foe's base I have no idea. Maybe he clicked the wrong spot on the minimap, because they went right to the starting location just above Krono's main. Krono, by coincidence, decided that he needed to run away as fast as possible since his main would fall soon, so he tried to use a shuttle and run a few probes away, but they flew right smack into marine fire. Guess what happened to the shuttle? Kaboom.
The result of psionic storm However, this did buy Krono time for one last bastion of hope. No, it's not the miracle sex you pervert. It's called high templar. 4 newly created high templar now had enough energy to cast a few storms and cause some havoc on the unsuspecting terran infantry. The picture on the left is the effect of what happens with the first storm ONLY. The animation on the right shows the real damage.

yummy Beautiful isn't it? The sight of all those marines going down to psionic storm. Casualties probably range about 3 control groups of marines lost. Maybe even 4. I don't know for sure. But the thing is, Drnogame successfully sacrificed his men to kill all of Krono's templar. To make matters worse, Drnogame also has 2 control groups of marine reinforcements en route to Krono's main. Drnogame obliterated Krono's base. During the attack, Drnogame brought along an SCV to repair the escorting science vessels. Now, this SCV wasn't so good at repairing, but he sure coud fight. With the help of a D-matrix from a nearby science vessel, his fusion cutters split a dark templar to pieces and was awarded the great medal of honor.

bah, Krono has to make my life difficult So this is the end. Right? Right??! Well, not quite, because Krono" snuck away a shuttle with probes to the topright island and began building corsair from 3 stargates and cannons like a madman! Sensing that Krono has expanded to an island, Drnogamestarts comsatting all the islands and finds him. Seeing that Krono

has many cannons, he decides to go for battlecruisers out of 6 stargates. When the BC's come out, they head toward the last expansion, but Krono's superior numbers of scouts/corsair/cannons just outnumber the cruisers and they fall. But because of yamato cannon, the base is doomed to fall, so Krono concedes. GG all, and thanks for reading. O, and BTW, I continued to harass Krono and he kept on attacking my CC, but I just had Drnogame repair it. Hehehe.

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