Welcome to my 2nd BR! I hope everyone likes this one better than my first one :) especially since my first BR was text only! Now I present to you

Attention K Mart shoppers...Todays game is between Chhary and his friend Kareya. The game takes place on The Hunters(i know i know, but at least its not BGayH.)

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As soon as the game starts I lifted my command center and quickly sent it towards the middle of the map before either player had a chance to scout.(enough about me, lets talk about you....soooo what are u wearing?) A few seconds into the game I am forced to stare at a black mini-map for awhile. However, after a curteous reminder to share vision, each player reveals to me their starting positions. A look at the mini-map shows that Kareya spawns at 9 o'clock while Chhary spawns at 5 o'clock. Shortly afterwards, Kareya sends his o/l to scout in a clockwise pattern by starting with the 11 o'clock main first, and Chhary sends a probe out which scouts in a clockwise pattern as well. Needless to say, Chhary's probe found Kareya first. Let's take a look at each players build orders. Kareya starts by making a 2nd hatch around 9 control, then makes an extractor shortly afterwards. Chhary begins by doing the common protoss build of pylon at 8 control, then double gateways, followed by another pylon. Kareya continues to mass drones while his 2nd hatch and extractor are morphed, and Chhary does a similar thing except he makes non-stop probes since he's Protoss. After about 2 minutes Chhary reveals his strategy for domination.
It appears that Chhary is very excited about his master plan to win the game as he mispells "gotta". At this time my fellow observer, Mario, tells me what he thinks Kareya is planning.

Now is it just me or does this group of friends enjoy misspelling things??(if you didn't notice, I'm spelling incorrectly on purpose) Anyways, Mario's comment baffles his friends.

Between all this yapping and misspelling,(I crack myself up) Kareya adds a spawning pool in his main at around 13 control, and Chhary adds a pylon. Shortly after those structures are started we finally find out what a ruch is. I know you're all dying to know its definition so here you go.

/me holds for applause LMFAO

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Chhary then adds a gateway, an assimilator, and 2 pylons to his main and keeps pumping out z's, while Kareya adds a hydra den and is still making only drones.

Now Chhary decides to send a lone zealot out in order to see what is in his adversary's base, and at about the same time Kareya's o/l is entering Chhary's main.(finally, we're gonna see some action soon)

Chhary stops his zealot in the center for a second though(maybe to do something back at his base), but then proceeds onward towards Kareya's base. When Chhary's scouting zealot enters Kareya's main we see that Kareya has a sizeable amount of hydras. Consequently, a small little raping of the zealot quickly ensues. Poor, poor little guy. Oh well, Chhary has a decent amount of zealots back at home. On a side note, Mario thinks that Chhary can end this game right now.

Chhary has around 10 zealots to do battle with, and Kareya has about 8 hyrdas and a sunken. Taking Mario's advice, Chhary decides to send his attack force into Kareya's base.