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Welcome back to my little shindig. If you haven't seen my reports before, it's your loss. If you have, then good for you. Instead of having a nice background, I have to use the norm because of the collages, stupid paint. Well, read on, and see the first of my series of themed battlereports.

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

Featuring: :CraZy:

and

hOsTiLe~ScV

Well, the map we had this fun game on was Rivalry, and you do know that, don't you? If you don't, best leave now. Da man, :CraZy: came in the northeast starting point, while hOsTiLe~ScV made the scene in the southeast point. :CraZy: goes for a double gate while hOsTiLe~ScV opts for a quick spawning pool and then a second hatchery. He also liked to quote on how possibly he could be famous from this report. Have a peek...

:CraZy: started a normal build going for the most deadly thing against the zerg, mass zealots with +1 attack upgrade. hOsTiLe~ScV on the other hand, did some things a bit different. He went for early gas and a quick lair and expansion. Take a look...

Amazing isn't it? he has no defense, and he goes for quick lair? It's definitely NOT what you expect, you expect lurkers, right? Or muta rush? Nope. Read on to find more of the battle.

:CraZy: is doing quite well in the macro department. He is pumping zealots out of 3 gateways and has made around 5-7. He still hasn't attacked and hOsTiLe~ScV only has 3 sunkens at his natural for defense. hOsTiLe~ScV is now teched to queen's nest and is now upgrading a hive, can you guess what he's going for? Well, I won't tell. But you can see later in the report a pic of what he's gone to...

The hive just finished and hOsTiLe~ScV just started morphing an ultralisk cavern! Yes, that's right, he's going for Drefsab's ultralisk rush, I don't know why since he knows his opponents toss and everybody knows that ultras are four ton sacks of shit. Especially vs. zealots, four zealots take it down fast. Thats one ton per zealot. Oh well, he doesn't get too far into his tech even to start morphing his ultras before you see the zealots coming down...

Yep, that's fourteen, count them, fourteen zealots with +1 attack upgrade heading for hOsTiLe~ScV's main. He meets the expansion and has little resistance...

Well, he just lost his expansion, and practically no defense at his main, he begins to morph 3 or so creep colonies, and sends 8 or so zerglings at the zealots, which die almost instantaneously, Well, I'll end the report with this collage...

The Victor:

:CraZy:

Well, :CraZy: spanked hOsTiLe~ScV like he was his woman and then they said GG's and we all had a good time. That is the end of this little shindig. I used my favorite font, copperplate gothic bold and I used Frontpage Express to edit this. I like it, though it isn't that expensive, so if you'd like to not have to do all that HTML writing, get this and it'd be a lot easier. Please comment like \/\/hores. Thank you.

Written, Directed, and Produced by:

King_[LSRS-13]