All throughout the day, I had gotten calls after calls from this certain friend. He wanted to 1v1, but on some stupid BGH alteration map, and I didn't want to download yet another. Finally, after being harassed for about two hours, I accepted his challange.

Map Name: Some stupid BGH Alteration (what else do you need to know?)

My opponent, -SeoulExpert, drew Zerg and received the upper right hand corner of the map. I randomed Protoss, and got the left lower hand corner. At this point, I really felt like throwing the game, because I suck at Protoss, and I didn't even want to play him. I decided to end it quickly without insulting him, by trying an offensive cannon of sorts.

Grabbing a probe on the 8th, I scouted his position and warped in 2 pylons. Next came the obligatory Forge, and then 8 cannons. I warped in 5 gateways outside his base, went for 2 stargates, and decided to go hardcore dark templar. Seoul, on the other hand, decided not to scout, rather gather his forces of 24 hydras and accidently discover me. He quickly killed my offensive cannons, and I said, "I lost."

He didn't come for me.

I waited, but his hydras didn't show up. I warped in 5 gateways at my base, and started again on my mass dark templar. As soon as I had about 18 of their number, I included high templar, so I could tame the Zerg horde even more. At this point, I had estimated that he had strong hydra forces, was aware of dark templar movement after seeing my Templar Archives, and had gone hard air. He's my friend, he's predicatable.

As it turned out, he went for mass hydras. A couple well placed storms and mop-up by dark templar overwhelmed him. He could've killed me outright if he had used queens to broodling by high templar, but hey, this is a guy that doesn't even know what you need for a queen. Seoul decided that all was useless, and simply gave up. I quickly killed his remaining base defenses of 2 sunkens and a group of hydras with my templar army.

At this point, I did what any guy does to his friends. I gloated. I brought down probes and started razing his last building, I mind controlled his overlords, I kept repeating that I threw the game early on, and if he had pressed his attack on me, he would've won. He's a good friend though, so I had to ally at end.

Lessons Learned:
1. Don't play BGH. Ever. Even if a friend begs you to. Ever.
2. If you throw a game, tell the guy you threw it.
3. Baby Oil causes irritation when used for over 20 minutes.

On a side note... guess what I do in my free time!