I was lucky enough to find PRAETORIAN~1 in the 9:00 position, equipped with a pylon, barracks, and a respectible amount of probes. I wasted no time. Instead, I wasted his probes. Then they wasted me. But that's ok, because my CC had just landed on the Northwestern isle. With the 150 minerals, I built 3 new SCVs, and sent them to mine. After I had 10/10 SCVs built and mining, I constructed an engineering bay. I then set up defense; I saturated the perimeter with towers to keep out any would-be party crashers. With my island secure, at least for a little while, I began going mass-engineering bay. I built as many as I could fit on the island. Then it hit me. I could overlap. Lift 'em up and build another one underneath. Then I could fit twice the amount within my base. So that's just what I did. 

     After a total of 10 engineering bays, just when I thought I had done all I could do, I decided to try lifting up the ones underneath the bays already afloat, thinking that the upper ones would move to the side and make way. Not so. They overlapped. Well, it was more like they merged into one. The only thing that changed was the opacity of the shadow cast upon the ground. At that point I realized that the strat I had thought about turned out to have much more potential than I had surmised earlier. This was truly excellent. And so it begun. I landed all the subsequent e-bays systematically underneath the merged bay, until all of them were made as one. The shadow was pure black. No light was cast underneath this bay; It hid anything underneath it. Half of an SCV, for example.

     With this in mind, I thought, "Hey. Why not throw a tower underneath?". I did just that, and it was most definately invisible. I was getting bored of sitting there doing absolutely nothing but building engineering bays. I had about 30 so far. So I switched to command centers. The same principle should apply to them too. I built one and flew it over to see what was happening in my old home. 

       Well, well. PRAETORIAN~1 had just begun to make himself quite comfortable in my old residence. I expressed my dissatisfaction by flying my command center over his unprotected probes. I then told him that if I could land my command center on his probes and crush them, I indeed would. 

      Well, after my probe-teasing, he must have gotten blue-balls, because that's what started showing up all around his Nexus, definately foreshadowing the anal-rape of my CC if it didn't get the hell out of there. Soon there were photon cannons disrupting the phase of my nomadic command center. Then it fell like a sack of dead camels. 

      Back at the base, I had built about 5 CCs and merged them the same way as the E-bays. Then Seimi_Apina and PRAETORIAN~1 started to boogie down. I didn't really know much of what was going on, but I was pretty sure that Seimi_Apina was winning the fight by the comments being made.

    This went on for about 5-10 minutes, when finally I wanted to see some action myself. I called out to my opponents. Soon, my summons was answered by a control group of mutalisks. They got about two turrets down before retreating. This created a breach in security. Shortly after, a solitary shuttle made it past that breach. No problem though, because the hidden turret took care of it. I was so pleased that it worked that I think I took about 23 screenshots in about 7 seconds. I wonder what was in that shuttle. And don't ask me why Mr. T is yellow in one shot and brown in the other.

      After failed assaults from both sides, the dust in my area settled for another five minutes, until I recieved a text transmission that delighted me. For it meant that soon I would be able to fully excersize my strategy.

    I now needed to give Seimi_Apina a reason to get me A.S.A.P, so I decided to help him out. Give him tips. You know.    

      Sure enough, it wasn't long before Seimi_Apina started razing me. He first got all ten SCVs. Then he started working on what he thought was one command center and one engineering bay. He thought WRONG!

     After he successfully destroyed ten of god knows how many E-bays and one of five CCs, I decided to bring it to the next level. I launched the armada. Check it out:

     His interesting choice of vocabulary indicated that he was either confused, annoyed, or impressed. Or a little of all three. Either way, I felt complimented. Then he told me he took a screenshot of it. Swoon. In return, I gave him, with love, a hint:

      He assured me that the scourge were indeed on their way. It took about 20 minutes for him to clear the rest of my buildings from the map. Simultaneously sending my last two E-bays  crashing to the ground in a burning ring of fire. In that time, we had a good chat about how he would have allied with me because what I did was hilariously cool. Even if we weren't on Ladder, I still wouldn't have accepted his mercy. Nonetheless,  thank you Seimi_Apina, if you're reading this BR. 

     So there you have it. Thanks for reading! I'd also like to thank Seimi_Apina for owning my ass, RhinoAssUgly for dragging my ass back into Starcraft, and BeanoKing for helping my ass find images for this, notably the image of the beautiful Saragina, the Engineering Bay Jockey, who I lovingly superimposed on Malcom, her favourite E-bay. Next time I'll let my ass do it's own thank-you's.