"It's not about winning in FFA, it's revenge."
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| A Night in Nohunters | | | Author: | | | IP: | AC93E620XXXX | | Date: | 08/20/00 03:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 7, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for [AsF]AzNSuNBoY: 7.2222 |   |
Hey what's up! Welcome to my 2nd battlereport. This one includes three games. Also,
there are Images!!! Unfortunately, they are MS Paint quality because, well, they were
done on MS Paint =(. Well, here goes!
Presenting...
A Night in Nohunters
I was hanging around in clan ~nohunters on a typical Saturday night. After ground-lobp- and I
did some pubbie bashing (with ground actually dying!), I got in the mood for reporting.
Luckily, MrPimp6913 (who was in the pubbie game for some reason...) and Let_Me_Win!!!
were both spamming for some 1v1. Now, for vital stats:
The Map: Bob's Obs Mayhem (Bob you own!)
The players:
- Let_Me_Win!!! - Randomed to brown zerg, top right.
- MrPimp6913 - Randomed to red terran, bottom right.
- Observers - [AsF]AzNSuNBoY, Basic, Enthused
The Build-Up
Let_Me_Win!!! started by sending his overlord scouting counterclockwise and
plopping down a hatchery at his natural expansion.
He followed this with a pool at his main, then another hatchery at his expansion.
MrPimp6913 started with depot, then barracks, depot, barracks, then scouts
clockwise with an scv. He followed with gas.
The first offensive move occurs here with MrPimp6913 making an offensive bunker
at Let_Me_Win!!!'s expansion.
Let_Me_Win!!! Sees this and makes a sunken
right out of the range of the bunker. He also expands again to the top middle spot and
gets gas (not literally) at his main. During this time, MrPimp6913 had also
added another barracks and a refinery. Oh yeah back to the bunker.
The attempt fails miserably to the single sunken, and Let_Me_Win!!! responds
by expanding AGAIN, this time to the middle left spot and adds a hydralisk den.
What's next?
MrPimp6913 plops down another 2 barracks and sends a small detachment of
M&M to attack Let_Me_Win!!!'s natural expansion.
They waltz in on move-move (not attack move) and then say:
However, before you can say "Basic can't Spell," Hydras, Zerglings, and Drones put down the
assault. MrPimp6913 then finally adds a comsat and a factory.
He then sends some M&M to attack the middle left expansion. This attempt is put down due to some
help from a maiden creep colony rising from its sleep.
Oh, and also some hydra help too.
By now, Let_Me_Win!!! has gotten tired of defending, and sends a buttload
of lings and hydras at MrPimp6913's Main.
Here is where AOL starts acting up, and before I know it, I've been disconnected.
After I relog, I've found that enthused and Basic have both taken pics for me, but I have yet
to receive them, so oh well =). I am informed that Let_Me_Win!!! has earned a
smashing victory. Oh well, AOL sucks, what can I say?
Following this, we just sit around in the channel a while.
Nothing much happens until T_Mac ambles in. Basic challenges him to some 1v1, and T_Mac obliges...
The Marauding Probes
Vital stats:
The Map: Bob's Obs Lost Temple
The Players:
- T_Mac randomed to White Protoss (represented by purple, the international gay color!), Middle Left (3:00).
- Basic randomed to Blue Zerg, Top Middle (12:00).
- Observers: [AsF]AzNSuNBoY and Let_Me_Win!!!
The game starts out pretty boringly, with T_Mac going pylon,
gate, pylon, then scouting with a probe.
Basic goes for a hatch under his ramp....but then...
DiSaStEr StRiKeS
T_Mac has sent four probes to harass the zerg base!
Though Basic has gotten gas, he is just now starting his
spawning pool and is faced with a dilemma with the attacking probes. He decides to send two drones
down to deal with the probes. However, pathing lets 2 probes engage each drone at a time while the
other probes stick the hatchery, and the drones fail. By the time Basic's
spawning pool finishes, it's too late. T_Mac
has sent one zealot with two more on the way, killed
the hatchery, and has not lost a single probe. Then, out of nowhere:
 .
GG yall!
Trust me, you don't wanna see the scores, they weren't very interesting.
Back to the channel
Well, nothing much was going on again. -Dookie was spamming for someone to take his -Doom name.
Not much else was going on. Finally, to break the boredom, -Dookie challenged Basic to 1v1, which
he accepted. Here goes Game 3!!
Gay ZergvZerg
Vital Stats:
Map: Bob's Obs Lost Temple.
Players:
- Basic randoms to teal zerg, bottom middle (6:00).
- -Dookie randoms to red zerg, middle left (9:00)
- Observers: [AsF]AzNSuNBoY and Let_Me_Win!!!
The game starts out as a typical zerg vs. zerg. Both players send their lords to each others'
bases. Basic does the 10/9 extractor trick, followed by a pool, gas, and a hatch,
probably for some sort of tech rush (Mutas!!), while
-Dookie goes for pool, hatch, hatch, probably for 3-hatch lings.
Suddenly, the screen loses its color. Guess what happened!
- My monitor screwed up
- Basic had to wank it
- Let_Me_Win!!! had to use the restroom
- -Dookie fell asleep and his head somehow activated the pause when it hit the keyboard.
And the answer is...
Anyway, after the brief intermission, Basic gets a lair, then a spire.
-Dookie continues with his three-hatch lings, eventually also getting gas
a creep colony and an evo chamber.
Uh Oh!!
As Basic's spire finishes, -Dookie's evo chamber is only
half done! However, Basic pauses just a few seconds before starting
mutas (whether not enough money/gas or just bad memory) and gives -Dookie
time to morph a few spores. Another factor against Basic is the fact that
-Dookie's 30+ lings have arrived to pound on his door (ramp), which is
held by 12 brave lings. 
As the slaughter ends, -Dookie's superior numbers come out on top.
However, right at this moment Basic's Mutas arrive and attack the lings.
The lings immediately run into the base and rape a few drones before dying to the mutas.
-Dookie then finally gets a hydra den, but not before Basic's
Mutas are able to slip in and kill some things not covered by the spores. As -Dookie
forces the mutas to run, Basic sends a horde of lings, supported by his
mutas into -Dookie's base. This wave gets beaten off, but eventually
the mutas/lings make it through and kill -Dookie.
Scores and End
As usual, my horrible memory left me without a picture of the scores. I can only tell you
that Basic got 30000+ and -Dookie got 18000+.
Well, this ends my Night in Nohunters. Hope you've enjoyed it! And, if you're still awake,
I'm NOT THE ... GUY. Ok? Hope Drefsab believes me and gives me more than a one =Þ.
[AsF]AzNSuNBoY
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