"STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! I can hear you through my modem."
-Drefsab
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| Rambo- counterstrike style | | | Author: | | | IP: | AKCF1.xtXXXX | | Date: | 08/29/00 11:08 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for ::Lexx::: 4.0000 |  |
O.K, for those uninformed people who don't know about counter-strike, this is a warning- You will not like this BR.Also, for all those gayass quake 3 etc fans where you only need a good connection, you can piss off as well.
Well this is a little story I have been dyin to tell. There is no screenshots, because in counterstrike if you take the time to photograph stuff you are gonna die anyway, which would make for a fairly shitty story, and I played this one on my dads comp which is fairly laggy.
It started off pretty shitty. After tryin to join to my usual haunt, the paradise.net servers, I found that for some reason they had gone down. Being basically the only New Zealand servers that are any good, I was about to leave when I spotted an Australian game with a reasonable lag level, and decided to join.
Tip for anyone- DON'T play aussies. I have nothing against most Australians, but these select people have changed my perspective quite a bit. As soon as I joined, it seemed that I had picked a team of idiots, who had no idea of teamwork. The game was pretty much silent, unless you were in ghost mode, and then it was just the rantings of some sheepshagger going on about how bad their ping was, that their mouse was broken, that they had wankers cramp, or whatever lame excuses they could manage.
The map was Dust, my favourite of the whole lot, however I was forced to go terrorist because of the huge amount of counter-terrorists. I did my usual first three rounds running around with my crap pistol until I can afford some decent stuff, which caused these guys to get real upset and start swearing. I did not mention the fact that, despite the teams now being roughly even, they were being owned so hard you could bounce bullets off them, and then bought myself a shiny new SG-1 Sniper rifle.
I immediately sat my ass in the corner near the soon-to-be gunbattle area, and waited for my hopelessly inept team mates to come and give me some backup. No such luck, they ran straight into the tunnel and flew out backwards not long after, stone dead from some AWP weilding cops. I waited for the inevitable "Jump out from the tunnel and turn right" tactic, which three of the enemy decided to do simultaneously. My rifle proved yet again that this a stupid thing to do, and amazingly I managed to gun down the whole lot before they even turned around. About now, the "camping whore" insults start coming out, despite only having been there for a few minutes, so I jumped out and checked my score list.
To my shock, it seemed that my ENTIRE team was dead, while the enemy had only lost 4. Pathetic work guys, thanks a bunch. Well I decided to make a runner for it, and sprinted, grabbed the bomb, and ran straight thru the tunnel expecting a hail of bullets at any moment.
Silence. I then realised that they are probably camping out bushwacker style at one or both of the bomb points. I decided to try my luck with the bomb point away from the CT's spawning point, And it seemed that my guess was spot on. I snuck behind one of the crates, and silently deposited my load onto the ground-just as one of their guys, obviously on patrol, comes round the corner and spots me. A small gunfight ensues, but I easily put him to rest and run to the corner. However, it seemed that these guys were not too bright, and it took a while for the fact that they were gonna lose big time got through.
However, the cavalry soon showed up in the form of about three guys armed with MP-5's and Desert eagles, so I did what anyone would of done- ran like a goddamn sissy. It was only after I had led them about for a little while that they relised that they forgot the bomb, and, as one mind, they ran back to the bomb point. However, they were too late, and several of them were blown sky-high by the ensuing blast. Me-1, Dumb aussies-0.
As the next round started I was expecting to be showered with praise for finally managing to score some points for our sad little team. It was not to be however, as the enemy immediately started dissin me saying I was just lucky, or hacking somehow, or whatever,while my own team started trashing me for taking too long!!!! WTF? With a sigh I decided that there was no hope for these people, and left to ponder why my country has to be so close to theirs.
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