ell, I started up starcraft about 2 hours ago hoping to lpay a 3on3 with my friends. When I got onto battle.net I found that a group of Diablo people had found there way into our channel and we're booting people left and right, I was naturally extremely pissed at them and challenged them to a game of BroodWar to see who got to keep the channel. 



In the chat room


It took a little while before my friends arrived, becuase both of there comps froze and they we're forced to restart, so me and the 3 opponent argued for a while.

"TheRubberDucky"Grr... they had to reset

"FratBoy"haha, they suck, well take them down easily haha

"Cheese~Monster"No shit, we're gonna squash them like bugs

"TheRubberDucky" Oh great, trash talkers"



When my friends finally joined, we commenced on our game.

Map: Green Valleys

TheRubberDuckyZerg

TheWhiteCrowTerran

TheGoldRavenProtoss

     VS

Cheese~MonsterTerran

FratBoyTerran

GoodyGoodyTerran



 

Early Game




By the time I finished my spawning pool, TheGoldRaven had been disconnected

By the time I finished my Lair, TheWhiteCrow had lagged out.



Cheese~Monster: HaHA! YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE HOMO! YoU WILL DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Since I was faced with astounding odds against me, I decided I was going to go for mass hydras and defilers to back them up.

As soon as my lair finished morphing I researched the speed upgrade for my overlords, and laid down a queens nest, and sent out a drone to the bottom starting position, where I would find Cheese~monster (Red) The top starting postition, had White (FratBoy) and the 3 o clock position had Green (GoodyGoody)

Since I was at the 9 o clock starting position, I prompty took the two starting postions on either side of me, fortifying them with sunken colonies, becuase all three of my opponents wear being stupid and taking out my friends old main. As soon as I realized they we're doing this I sent in my small force of speed up'd hydras (about 36) into Greens main, and realized he only had 1 barrax, and a whole lotta supply depots, along with about a million scvs mining nothing but minerals, and atleast 10 scvs waiting outside of his gas refinery. Needless to say I took him out with ease.



 Mid-Game 
 



FratBoy: CHEATER HOW DID YOU KILL HIM YOU CHEATER FAGGOT CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!

/ignore FratBoy

You are now ignoring messages from FratBoy



I realized that these guys are probabally newbies, so I decided to just ex[and lik crazy all over the map.



Cheese~Monster: Umm.....Why did my SCV's stop mining?

Cheese~Monster: YOu STUPID NEWBIE CHEATER HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY DOGS!??!?!????!?!????!?!?!?

cheese~monster: IF YOU DONT GET THEM OUT OF TEHRE NOW IMM GONNA LEAVE CHEATER HAKKER BOY!~!


Needless to say I had sent in nearly 50 un-upgraded zerglings into his base that met up with nearly 10 marines!



Waiting For Players

Cheese~Monster





0:00

Drop Players



I was extremely hopeful that atleast FratBoy might have a challenge for me, although at this point, I had managed to make about 7 exspansions, I had taken over all but 2 start points, and had over 100 hydralisks, and several defilers with plaugue and consume



/unignore FratBoy



I sent in my 108 hydralisks, my 6  defilers and 24 zerglings tagging along.  I found out that he had almost 60 marines, and 40 medics (or so he says) even more amazing, he only had 4 scv's and 1 barrax





he was dead before he knew what hit him



Lessons Learned



-I suck at writing battlereports



-Jeez, they left there bot in there, how conveniant.



-Never give up, normally I would have just left after WhiteCrow did, because he is probabally the best player I've ever played daily, 



-I suck at writing battlereports.



-Don't play against people that hold a grudge against you.



-Don't trust people on battle.net



-Don't trust me



-I'm babbling now, so I'll stop.