"...the eight probe drop is a highly effective technique, and I recommend it to everyone who plays YRM =]."
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| How I lost 2v1!!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | barr1.baXXXX | | Date: | 09/09/00 08:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for sucker2k: 4.0000 |  | "Some people say I suck. Others say I stink. But the truth is... I don't suck! Everyone else is just better than me."
--raisin-azn
I know what your thinking, "Why the hell am I reading a battle report about a guy who can't even win a 2vs1!" Your reading this battle report because you have no life and you have nothing better to do on your Saturday night. Atleast that's why I read battle reports. Anyway, enough talk..and lets let the battle reporting begin!!!
It was Saturday morning and I was bored. The cartoons on TV were getting old and my little brother was trying to set the world record for "most stuffed froot loops up child's noise." So I did what any sane man would do. I posted on battle.net a 2vs2 game. Yet, as luck would have it only 2 people joined the game (and for the people out there who suck at math this was not enough to play a 2vs2). Harisin_x(one of the joinees) said that he'd play a 2v1. Of course I agreed to Harisin_x's proposal and prepared myself for an easy win. Little did I know that my plans on beating Harisin_x were soon to be foiled. Dun dun dun!!
My ally selected (purple) zerg.
I randomed and got (red) protoss.
Harisin_x (the bad guy) also randomed and got (yellow) zerg.
The map was BGH.
Once getting enough minerals I built a pylon. Pretty cool eh? Then I built some gateways and pumped out zeals. During all of this Harisin_x started to talking about his favorite tv show... pokemon.
After that I built some probes and had them mine for gas. Once getting a good supply of gas I built some goons. My ally, in the mean time, built some hydras. We both attacked harisin_x with our army.
Unfortunatly, our attack didn't work as well as planned. And harisin countered with hydras resulting in one dead ally. Bless my allies heart.
While my ally was being slaughtered I built some reavers to counter Harisin's hydras. Harisin attacked me resulting in some dead hydras. Yipee!!
Yet, harisin's attack did destroy a huge amount of my units and he was also able to get a few hydras into my mineral line to destroy my probes. At this point in the game I was getting bored. I knew that there was no chance of me winning. So, I decided to do what any normal man would do in this situation... take a shower. After my shower I went back to my computer to find I was still alive. I did a little dance of joy. Then I thought to myslelf that maybe I could beat harisin! Maybe if I tried really hard I could out smart that son of a ****(this is a family battle report and I won't have any profanity thank you very much). I smile grew across my face. If I was gonna die (I thought to myslef) I wouldn't do it without a fight. At that moment Harisin_x attacked me with a huge army consisting of guardians and hydras. My reavers and goons were destroyed with ease. I decided there was only one thing I could do!! I gathered my remaining probes and told them to attack Harisin's main. Maybe I could catch Harisin off guard and defeat him. Yet, as luck would have it... my probes were stopped mid way and destroyed. While harisin slaughtered my remaining probes he showed off to me his amazing spelling skills.
With no more army and my base in flames... I surrendered. Please post your comments. I am anxios to hear them. Thanks!
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poke power
the power of zeals
sorry man :(
go probes go
man do i suck!!!
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