Deeeezbalz! VS Avecenturion

It was a dark, rainy night. The thunder was clapping, the moths were out. I looked out, 20 feet infront of me were the lights. I nodded, my zealot and I walked out... I slid open the door, and sat down. I flipped the switch, and my computer turned on. Soon my Windows95 intro screen (modified completely) pops up, saying 'Please wait while we upload deadly viruses onto your computer.' It finally popped up. My little zealot statue was beside me, I felt the power of the Khala in the room.
My miniature nexus figure, which I made myself, was under the blue light. I opened Starcraft. I got onto B.net on my name 'Z$~TerranNavel'. I went directly to channel slr, and I found Deez there with a newcomer, Avecenturion. I wonder about Deez sometimes, he complains about new people popping up but he invites a ton of people.
We exchanged greetings, and they wanted a game... Actually, I wanted it. I started it up. We pre-chose Rivalry. I got ready for a BR, and told them to hold on. My pen was missing. I went and grabbed a replacement, and came on over to my cpu. I grinned evily. Deez wanted to see me VS Ave. I turned down, so Deez and Ave threw down. I had hopes for my dawg, Deeziebalz. Deez said he was gonna ZergVSZerg, Ave always picks zerg. I gave a smile, then Ave came. He was late. Not good... I asked if they were all ready, and we went.

The Battle Begins!

Deezbalz!: SLR regular, possibly the best player we have. Has a notorious muta rush, great micro skills and the breasts of Pamela Lee.
Avecenturion: I dunno, hes a freak. Screw him.

We begin, Deez pre-chose zerg. Suprise for Deez... Ave randomed to terran. Deez took the bottom right, while Ave got stuck with the bottom left. Ave started out normally, but kept his base VERY tightly packed but organized. Deez went his usual muta rush. Heres a look at the map, Jim.

So, we know where my floating CC is, aint it cute? And oh yeah, those ugly zerg and those zit-infested terran-wannabes. Our main man, Deez, throws up a normal spawning pool, expo, and then an extractor. Lets take a look, Jim.

HEY!!! I heard that Jim! Ok, meanwhile, Ave has his SCVs at work, 2 rax, some bunkers well placed, and starting gas. Wait, whats this? See that overlord in the picture above? Well, he reached Ave! Deez got sloppy and didnt pull the ovie back! The marines sack the quaterback! Jim, how do ya like dat? Now we'll take a look at Ave.

Hey, guess what kiddies? Deezs expo is done and it has a sunken. Now the daredevil goes for a second expo, then a lair! Now Ave gets his factory and machine-shop. Deez gets his spire immediatly after the lair finishes. Then Ave places a starport w/ control tower. Now, Deez has 2 expos and Ave has none. I would expect better!

Lets get to the action, Jim!

Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to come get some! Deez has 4 mutas, and decides to move in. He sneaks down through the side. However, two well placed bunkers start firing. Jim got some incredible footage of those struggling zit-infested marines. Now, Deez gets a little deeper, not being shot but behind the minerals. Ave quickly sends in 10 stim marines and kills the mutas. Guess what was happening all this time? A drop! Deezs main economy had been ruined, as well as a spawning pool. 400 minerals and gas just cost Ave 150-200 minerals. Now, the average Joe would be rooting for Ave. Not so. Remember, Ave hasnt expanded, and Deez gets a third expansion, demonstrating his map control. Knowing that Ave now is making wraiths, he has speed-upgraded overlords go all over the map, odd as it may seem. They stay for quite a while. Deez gets a hydra den, and sends mutas&overlords to outside of Aves base. Soon Ave goes on recon, all this time he's been relying on CommunicationSattelite (ComSat). Shortly after Deez moves in with hydras.

Then Ave sneaks a few wraiths out and kills about 2 ovies. So, Deez replaces ovies with burrowed lings. Now, Ave tries to expand, but Deez sees it and kills it off. Finally, Ave said damn, I give up. And I left, and the game was over!

This has been a production of TERRANNAVEL AND HIS PET WHORE CHUCHU!