"Your still gay Lewis"
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| 1on1....... interesting to say the least (no pics) | | | Author: | | | IP: | tc7-095.XXXX | | Date: | 09/12/00 12:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for N$aNe_$hrapnel: 5.2500 |   | Okay, I have a pic of the stats but ohh well... Anyway here we go:
Me and a buddy (Grizz) go lookin for 2on2's we venture to
"clan ^(DL)^" a clan of incredible numbers, which essentially brings their skill level down to zero.... A few of them are gOOD others are on the exact opposite end of the scale.
Anyway no one will 2on2 they are all gibbering in "Italian" and blah blah blah so I say something to the effect of: "/me does not care about no mafia related spaghetti slurping internet tough guyz" and one dude gets pissy and wants a 1on1...... Grizz decides to watch.
Well, after he changes name to a loser I.D. I make he joins and screams "NOT LT" and runs like a straight guy in a San Francisco prison....
So he's making and highly determined to all caps letters and stuff....... he is definetly a lamer..also I believe him to be a human-chiuaua hybrid hyper little mut.
$hrapnel187 - Zerg 7 spot
[G]_Odin_ - Zerg 2 spot
Kght~Lo$er - Watch floating terran CC no scv's.
We join the game map was: Plains of Snow '98 or somehting like that BUT .. we had to d'l it...(apparently he "fixed" the map, made it better? .... in a word NO)
Game is about to begin he says "10 minute no rush"
i say "wtf no , no rules"
he says "10 minute no rush" i'm all confused so I see hes choosen Zerg.. so I say:"10 minute no rush so you can expand and have $h!ts of mutas?" blah blah he says "I don't like mutas."
Anyway the game begins and the map is lame. 3,000 minerals on each deposit I figure 10 minute no rush ... okay i'll play that game and proceed to build 3 hatchs right next to one another so I can mine minerals faster... Then a pool and what does my ol way way east tell me ... lings coming my way. (BTW he made this map so he knew it well I didn't) I was all "ohhh $h!t" i'm glad tho grizz stayed true to his position and didn't warn me or i'd been killin him. So the lings enter my base and start hitting the spawning pool. which was nearly completed I send all drones to attack and run them around minerals with lings following until my lings (10) that I had made from money I had in the bank were done, whom which killed his lings. I proceeded to use my ols to try and find him while sending lings to try and find his base and attempt a decent counter.
Grizz comments to me "kick hiss @$$" or somehting to that effect then Grizz decides hes gonna talk to damn much and yaps yaps yaps with the guy about all kindsa interesting topics (NC-17) anyway. I have 2 (yes two) drones left.... I mine them immedietly. I finally find him top right and send in the lings I see with lings a new structure building.... I think of the one thing I would HATE for it to be. So I send the closest ol in for a birds eye view, by this time i'm finally getting near a normal amount of drones. I still have 3 hatches a extractor and a pool. I decide to see what hes doing before making any plans. My ol finds the new building is a spire :(
I proceed to build a evolution den and some sunken colonies in a block well I build bottom two into sunkens and top two corners of the box into spores (they were to the bottom of my minerals) well in come two mutas into top right and hit the nearly finished spore so I proceed to build 2 more right next to it. Luckily and with allotta luck two mutas die to one spore.
I decide to expand and expand right under me to another base, apparently the one Grizz started at. I admit I was tipped off that there was a spot somewhere near there when Grizz allied us to show he wasn't building BUT Odin wanted grizz to ally so ohhhh well.
Expanding nicely I had been build lings the entire time and decide to send lings east so they'd intercept an attack. I then build near 24 hydras then when in place I build 8 more and send them to the rally point. Deciding not to wait on the final 8 hydras i send in my 30 speeded lings and near 24 speeded hydras to find nearly 12 mutas and well over 24 lings I kill over half of them.
Well I decide that with the enemy lings my hydras are useless (for now) so I quickly make a spire in my exp down below.
Well about this time mutas come into my expansion they were headed to grizz's CC (Grizz shared vision with us early in the game so we knew he wasn't building) the spire was almost done and he was busy killing my drones I now have a total of 6 hatches 3 at each base aligned so minerals are gathered faster. I produce 9 mutas and at the other base hydras and lings. I kill his mutas at my expansion he has a panic attack. Earlier when I had spores up he accused me of hacking cause apparently he is so unobservant he did not see my ol in the middle of his minerals) Grizz jokingly accuse him of hacking to which he replies " actually I was coming to kill you" so now I know hes probably hurting so I send mutas towards his mineral lijne to find he has a Hive and 3 spires..... his mutas are now 2-2.. I kill his mineral line and leave my men to die, apparently my men did well because later he whined about how my mutas beat his when his were upgraded.... I dunno I wasn't watching I was too busy building the fleet of hydras and lings .. He did have one spire mid way into a Greater Spire. So I knew i needed to hit quick I attack with hydras I see two mutas out of field of war I hit them he send his army against my near 40 hydras and when his lings come in to attack mine lings are nearly there. By this time I had started an exp around 9 and it was getting healthy and another drone had scouted all other exp I knew of incase he had expanded (he hadn't). So his remaining mutas and lings die I hit his minerals again and he attempts to make lings to counter but when he sees my lings blocking his from touching my hydras he gives. We all ally and leave.
He did ask if Grizz was a friend of mine and yes he was and Grizz said "no" but we aren't lamers Grizz told me nothing about what Odin was going for, where he was, or what he was doing other than "kick his @$$". The remarkable thing is if he had stayed with lings he coulda won. easily. also HE said 10 minutes no rush then when I perfectly tell him what hes already thinking (that hes gonna mass mutas) he starts game and says "well now I gotta change my strat". then RUSHS then he said "well you said no rules" and I STILL WIN THE GAME?? two drones just TWO DRONES and I win the game cause he decides to let me live so he can have mutas......... wow......... intriguing I do owe a debt of gratitude to that ol tho... even tho ling to muta is a popular strat it wasn't on my mind till my lings saw a developing structure in the back of his base. Also my exp had NO defenses why he didn't use lings on it i'll never know...
We then went back to channel and all that and decided to play a 3FFA again Odin HAD to host again showing his ignorance by putting in curse words to make the games name:
"!&$%&$!@%" yes that is it I still have it in my clipboard from copy/paste I /whereis'd him to find the name.
Finally we get him back explain to him in gerber baby food english what happens when you do that and he .... understood is thee wrong word the right word is uhhhh hit his neanderthal head against the cave three time as to signal to us he had figured it out.
Well in the FFA we played "his map" a map he threw together in "5 minutes" Grizz continued to talk to him allot (I think Grizz likes that little trick) and then I hear "wha wha wha"
I was zerg bottom mid (6)
Grizz toss mid right(3)
Odin zerg mid left.(9)
Well me and Grizz make fun of him being so retarded and making a 64X64 map thats identical to Micro Hunters ( a gay map as well) and with mucho minerals to boot well I do a quick 5 hatcheries to have some mass ling fun. Then get gas incase I feel like going cracks or upgrades just to hear crying... Grizz shares vision with me and I fall down laughing grizz has 7-8 photons outside odins base. and apparently odin ran his ols right into the photonswell I laugh allot and decide i'll try lings still with back up plans to be hydras and mutas. Well Grizz and ODin trade insults and Grizz forgets to unshare vision so I share vision with Odin for a while then attack Grizz's offensive photons with near 50 lings (speeded) well he had allot of z's n photons and I lost all my men. So I decide ohh well sorry odin after Grizz kills odin up to a point odin leaves. By this time I nearly have guards I have 12 mutas I kill grizz's economy Grizz leaves...... sad thing was I think odin was only one playing seriously..............
We get back to the channel and the guy says we're lucky hes been playing Magic The Gathering for a week and not normal BW or Grizz woulda have never gotten away with that. HE then tell us his philosophy of EZ maps like muchos and all that... Essentiall ythis is what makes bnet a bad place... people who talk trash get all angry then do moronic little stunts like saying 10 minute no rush making me think i'll smack him around at his own game. Then he rushs me and I still win....... honestly that is sad I still can't get over it TWO DRONES!!! also the moron had 1 base and his hatcjs were built away from his minerals if ytour gonna build extra hatchs use them to make mineral trips shorter believe me it DOES help.... Even on maps like LT ;d
Well there ya go hope ya enjoyed it i'm a little tired so please forgive any grammatical errors/english errors in there my bad..... Hopefully you were decently entertained for such a long message. ThanX for your time |
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