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| Fried by a Whore | | | Author: | | | IP: | hil-qbu-XXXX | | Date: | 11/13/00 03:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for Heero_Yamato: 2.0000 |  | My First Report! Be nice.
It was a pretty rainy Sunday, so I was bored. I surfed some channels, and found a game entitled "1 On 1 Lost Temple". Have I mentioned how overplayed this map is? Well, anyways, I logged on, agreeing to be an observer. The players are named Vee ( 5 wins to 56 losses!) and YO_Mamma ( 25 wins, 2 losses). Hmm, well, at first this game seemed that it would end very quickly. However, I soon found this is not the case...
The GAME
Vee warped in as protoss at the 12 o'clock position, while YO_mamma took his chances with the Zerg at the bottom 6. Vee started to tech up to what seemed like reavers, while Yo_mamma made massive zerglings and mutalisks. As both players teched up the tree, Yo_mamma sent an overlord and found Vee's base on the first try. Vee's build order went something like
10 probes
pylon
forge
gateway
gateway
cyber core
Vee made no move to scout for his opponents base ( a dumbass with the brain of a zergling). Instead, he focused on getting a robotics factory up.
Yo_mamma started an expansion, setting up sunken colonies for defense. He has a hydralisk den, spawning pool, spire, and all the basic buildings. Yo_mamma also started his production of massed zerglings ( around 70!) and massive mutalisks ( around 35). He also teched all the way up the tree and made a few ultralisks
Vee, on the other hand, made 3 rows of photon cannons around his entire base, effectively walling him in, and killing the overlord keeping watch all this time. He made a few reavers, but suddenly changed his mind and switched to carriers. He also started another expansion. Vee seems to play this game defensively.
There's not much action as both players built up forces and gained resources. However, Yo_mamma appeared out of nowhere with a few ultralisks and started a rampage like a couple of mutant elephants on steroids at Vee's expansion. Vee hasn't properly defended the expansion, and it soon fell to the fury of blades. Vee doesn't seem to be affected much.
There was another long pause. Suddenly Yo_mamma's carefully built force suddenly attacked!!!!!!! The massive amounts of zerglings crushed themselves against the photon cannons, already destroying five out of 30 of them. Vee desperately defended his territory with reavers and probes warping phton cannons in. 12 carriers, each fully loaded, strived to bring down the zerglings. Suddenly, the mutalisks, probably numbering at 50, came in. The Carriers turned from attacking the zerglings to dealing with this threat. On the ground, YO_mammas zerglings have penetrated the second wall of photon cannons, while more reavers arrove from the robotics factory, pumping out deadly upgraded scarabs at the zerglings. As the zerglings started to fall, more came. The probes have created another wall of photon cannons and is starting another while the third wall started to give way. Meanwhile, overhead, the massive mutalisks were slowly dying, the ground soaked with blook. The 12 carriers have managed to stay alive so far because of five shield batteries, but they were losing as MORE mutalisks
poured in. The battle seemed like it would go to YO_mamma's. Suddenly, a storm of electricity crakled over the mutalisks and zergs!!!!!!! Vee managed to tech to High templar, making 2, and since the zerglings and mutalisks were packed so tightly, many of them died as their heads were blown apart in a sea of blood. When the templar were nearly dead, they formed into the mighty archon, although it died immediately to mutalisks. Back overhead, the carriers, in a major fluke, managed to kill ALL of the mutalisks with only 1 lost, and turned their attention to the zerglings. The zerglings have penetrated all of the photon cannons and killed all the reavers, and have started to tear the base down. Before they could, however, the carriers demolished them in a tidal wave of interceptors. It was indenpendence day! The zerglings were slaughtered.
After that major ordeal, both players didn't attack, with Vee just rebuildingThe mighty protoss carrier fleet, which was built up again at 24 Carriers, finally charged into YO_mamma's base. There, Vee found no troops whatsoever. There were only a few sunken colonies and 15 spore colonies ( he brough a observer along). It seemed that Yo_mamma's colonies were mined out, including his expansion, and he hasn't bothered to expand again. This was a mistake that might haunt him for some time after that battle. Vee, his carriers outside the range of the spore colonies, relentlessly sent out all of his interceptors. In total, there were around 190 inteceptors!!!!! As they strafed and pounded on the spore colonies, which were trying to keep up, They were surgically removed one by one. YO_mamma concieted the game to Vee after his hatchery was being attacked.
VICTORY TO VEE!!!!
This battle went to Vee ( although he is still a big dumbass), because of his building skills at his base. YO_mamma could have won if only he hadn't neglected to build more expansions for the income to build a attack force. Congratulations to Vee on a major game, and for YO_mamma, for staying into the game until the very end.
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