Map: Mausoleum
Size: 128x128
Players:
Basic, Randomed Terran at 12
I_Hate_Medics, Randomed Protoss at 9
 
::L33t::Pengy, Randomed Terran at 3
Kane-, Randomed Zerg at 6

Basic lands his command center at 12 and procedes to build a supply depot with his 8th SCV, followed by 3 barracks. His partner, I_Hate_Medics, warps in at 9 and makes a pylon at 8, then two gateways.

Pengy's command center touches down at 3 and begins with a heavy metal build. Kane's hatchery spawns at 6, and seeing how gay he is, goes with the ever-so-popular 4pool.

Kane's first six lings are immidiately sent to the enemy Protoss, and arrive just as Medics' first gateway is finished. The lings take down the pylon, then destroy all but two probes. With some excellent micro skills, Medics runs the remaining probes around in a circle causing the lings to follow them. This gives Basic enough time to send marines and kill what was left of the Zerg threat. Medics begins the slow process of rebuilding his economy, while Basic looks for revenge.

After a short period of time, Basic sends about 2 control groups of marines to attack his terran enemy. Pengy's dual factories had been completed by this time, and Basic's troops are forced to go up against 6 vultures and a few enemy marines. The battle is bloody on both sides, but Pengy's forces come out on top after a couple more vultures are added to the fray. Pengy had lost no buildings during the attack, but one of his supply depots had been put into the red and was slowy burning up. Kane noticed this and immidiately ordered Pengy to repair. Two SCVs left their mining duties and headed towards the blaze. They valiantly put out the fires and welding the building back together, but their efforts were in vain. Pengy had clicked on the wrong freaking depot. BOOM!
 

Although Kane had sacraficed economy for a quick attack, his base consisted of two sunken colonies, a hydralisk den, and a morphing lair. Kane had also started an expansion at the 4:30 mineral deposit. The cerebrate was obviously going for lurkers. Pengy had added a machine shop and an additional factory, and continued to pump vultures. He also began the construction of a command center with hopes of expanding to a nearby mineral patch.

Medics' was still in the process of restoring his probes, but actually managed to build the structure which is feared by all, the game winning edifice, the powerful.... pylon. Joy. Basic was not about to let the fate of his partner dampen his spirits. After a quick build up period he sent a large group of marines towards Kane; Medics adds a pitiful two zealots to the assault group. Basic discovers Kane's budding expansion, which contained a hatchery and two sunken colonies, and begins the assault. Kane hadn't finished researching lurkers yet, and while asking Pengy to reinforce him with vultures, sends a group of hydralisks in an attempt to stop the attack. The enemy force is eliminated without heavy casualties, and a force of zerglings and 4 newly morphed lurkers are sent to the Terran encampment.

Due to some WoNdErFuL troop management by Kane, all the lings and two lurkers are killed without causing any damage. The remaining lurkers finally manage to burrow, and all hell breaks loose. Lines of marines and medics explode into a bloody mess before the lurkers are destroyed. Kane then sends a couple of lurkers to the Protoss main, which now includes a cybernotics core and a forge, wheeee! Seeing as how Medics has no detection besides photon cannons which he warped in after the lurkers had arrived, he main is completely destroyed. Med's only hope is a warping expansion at the 10:30 mineral deposit.
 

Pengy had not been idle this whole time, his expansion was now online and the vultures succeeded in filling the area outside of Basic's base with spider mines. Production switched from vultures to tanks. Basic continued to build up his force of medarines, which was now accompanied by a few siege tanks and some science vessels. Suprisingly, nobody had any upgrades at all.

Then, in what could be called the stupidest move in the whole game, Pengy sends ALL of his vultures into Basic's main. The stupid thing about it was that the vultures weren't attacked moved, and were blown to kingdom come within a matter of seconds. Basic then procedes to turbonewbie Pengy's main. While this is happening, Kane expands to 7:30, which is then fortified by spider mines and a couple sunkens. The cerebrate launches an attack on the weakly defended Protoss base, but is held off after reinforcements from Basic arrive. The group of medarines and scattered tanks start on their way towards the Zerg. They make a quick stop near Pengy's expansion to disperse of some newly morphed lurkers which didn't... burrow... at all. Sheesh. The attack force succeeds in destroying Kane's new expansion, but finally falls to the Zerg minions. Pengy and Kane finally go on the offensive, and even though the battle is close, the twin forces of gayness finally break through his defences.
 

Well, now that the game's over, it's time for Yoda's quote corner!