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| Same O' Battlereport with Bonus | | | Author: | | | IP: | 2Cust218XXXX | | Date: | 12/07/00 01:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4
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At this point, Please go bake some cookies, save 1 thousand nuns from a burning building, pick on your siblings, pick your nose, take a nap, and watch the ~nohunters channel be AFK.. By then this battlereport should be loaded. Thnx!
Hey again everyone this is my third report posted, and luckly this time I learned some new things to use, such as collages. Anywho, I'm getting quite bored of writing/posting Starcraft battle reports because I usually end up battlereporting a 1 sided game(Including this one)and I usually have too many pictures in which I successfully upset those 56K modem users.. So im hereby starting a campaign to report diffrent games. I think I'll begin with Red Alert 2 or Dark Reign 2, both are very good games, with good strategies and fun game-play styles. Anyway about the report, I was sitting in ~Nohunters comtemplating what I should do to cure my boredom problem. After minutes of wondering I finnaly decided to write a battlereport that I would most likely put off and post 1 week later :-D(Including this one).... But, I should have known finding a game would a difficult task, Because of the fact that people in ~Nohunters were ALWAYS away from their keyboards... I even found myself going to channel "SEX" because no-one would play a game.
Finnaly, Incandesance came into and the channel and challenged [X]Slipknot to a 1v1, he excepted and they made the game. The map was duhhh Lost Temple, but to add some diffrence it was ICE Lost Temple.. [X]Slipknot, now known as Slip Pulled Orange Terran @ the Twelve Aclock position. Incandesance, now known as Incan, Pulled green zerg @ the 9 Aclock position. It began as a normal game, the builds are as follows...
It appears that both players are setting up for good strategies Slip was probaly teching for a marine/medic assault, and Incan was doing the best strategy vs Terran, which is lurker... As soon as Krebster can think up a put-down, Slip began to send a semi large group of medics and marines down to the Zerg base, Luckly Incan had sent a ling up to scout and noticed the small force approaching his base.. He soundly began pumping out sunkens for protection; the battle happend as follows...
The early sunken defense proved well during the battle, it withstood the assault with minimal damage. With what Slip had left of his Medics/Marines, he moved them to the 9 aclock mineral only expand at the front of Incan's base. With that the Terran player sent a couple of Scvs down and began to make a fortification. It seemed Slip had the advantage because of his block in the front of Incan's base. Incan had plans of his own, he massed lurkers and lings and attempted to break the annoying blockade and later planning to procede toSlip's base.
It soon became a blood bath. Of dead Marines and Medics
It was a succesful breakthrough, after that Incan moved his remaining lurkers to below the Terran's main by the mineral only expand.. Most likely planning to drop them in the base with the sack upgrade only, without the speed upgrade, which is a good strategy for early droppers. Slip at this time was rebuilding his lost units and making a few factories for tanks. After the Sack upgrade for the Zerg, Incan moved his lurkers in for the drop...
With the tanks Slip Had made, he was able to slowly but surely kill off the lurkers who invaded his base. The Terran player had also made another Command Center and proceded to fly it to his Natural, where he started mineral consumption again. By this timeIncan had been securing a good economy, by expanding to both the 6 natural and the 6 aclock main, also he was preping a massive army of Hydralisks/Lings/Lurkers to make an attack on the Terran base. Slip On the other hand, only had a small group of tanks and a small group of medics and marines in the front of his base. It seemed the game was basically over, SLip then began to move his medics and marines down to the Zerg's new natural @ the 6 aclock position.. With an OVerlord at the temple, Incan Saw that the orange terran army was moving south towards the newly created expansion, with this Incan moved a few groups of cracked zerglings to protect his expansion.
With that [X]Slipknot decided he couldn't continue, and all efforts were lost. The players exchanged gg's and the game was over. leaving the victor:
'Incandesance'
Well now, how can conclude a 1 sided, boring Same O' Same O', Battlereport...??? A STUPID SURVEY! Where I can think up some stupid question and ask it to a bunch of SC players and hope they think up some funny answers.. Knowing that I now present the Section I call...
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Lessions Learned:
1) Even Gosu wonders like [X]Slipknot can be raped anally.
2) Tanks arent the only units that destroy lurkers.
3) People who play Starcraft are the most humorous and most productive members of society.
4) Capitalizing on one mistake always pays off in the end.
5) Dont battlereport 1 sided games. They can be boring and usually receive bad ratings :D.
6) I need a life because every single one of those addiction answers applied to me...
Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed!!
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