"I'd like you to know that if I had saved even one probe from the death of my last mineral only nexus (after having my probes ensnared and then getting to fight cracklings with them) I was planning on putting "The Imperial March" by John Williams on the stereo and microing the robotic little bastard to victory" -Mark4
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| Little Bro vs Little Bro aka 12 year old vs 13 year old | | | Author: | | | IP: | px1he.ssXXXX | | Date: | 12/29/00 04:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5 Lifetime Rating for ++Falcon++: 4.8333 |  | Little Bro vs Little Bro a.k.a. 12 year old vs 13 year old
All welcome to a Falcon presentation as I present to you |Loveme!!O'.'O randoming protoss at 3 o'clock on Bob's obs Lost Temple and TheMasterOfLove randoming zerg at 6 o'clock on Bob's obs Lost Temple.
And now to introduce the players:
|Loveme!!O'.'O is the little brother of Hitman from Starcraft Nation and is 13 years old. He is gonna put up a helluva good fight.
TheMasterOfLove is the little brother of the one and only GaynusUpTheAnus. Trying to live up to his brother's incredible popularity he will be the younger player, probably shorter too because hes 12 year old.

The players respectively send their probes and drones to their mineral patches while making another one. |Loveme!!O'.'O makes a pylon followed by a gateway and another gateway and finally a pylon to start off his early buildup.
TheMasterOfLove makes a hatch at his ramp, followed by a pool. He than gets early rushed by 2 zealots. TheMasterOfLove only has 6 lings to defend. After around 5-6 waves of random 2-4 zealots at a time TheMasterOfLove finally lays down sunkens and gets enough zerglings to save himself in case of any major attack. He than expands to his natural and sends a drone to expand to the 9 o'clock main.
|Loveme!!O'.'O starts 2-3 stargates for corsairs. After he amasses a small group of corsairs, roughly 5-6 he sends them to TheMasterOfLove's main and starts popping ovies. After popping roughly 4 or so overlords he sends them in search across the map for expansion sites and overlords. He was in luck as 3 overlords are just hatching from the 9 o'clock hatchery the corsairs start doing their flashy thingies and overlords are soon dead. He sends 9-12 zealots to destroy this expansion.
TheMasterOfLove in dire need of overlords expands to the 12 o'clock main. His expansion finishes just as the 5-6 corsairs fly overhead. 10 dragoons are sent to destroy this expansion too. TheMasterOfLove has a brilliant idea. Spore colonies would help defend my overlords! Well no shit. He lays down a evolution chamber and makes a square out of 4 spore colonies and puts his overlords in the little square box.
And now for a minimap update: 
TheMasterOfLove unrealizing the fate of his 12 o'clock expansion makes overlords. The corsairs makes a trip across Lost Temple and finds the overlords. The overlords were named Slayers and SlingsNArrows. Needless to say they were fucking raped.
After the corsair threat has been extinguished TheMasterOfLove expands to his mineral only natural and starts amassing a group of lings and hydras and a few lurkers.
|Loveme!!O'.'O amasses a group of zealots and dragoons

As every minute passes, both sides are getting stronger and stronger. More units are made, and the lurkers TheMasterOfLove takes 2 of his lurkers to try to kill some of |Loveme!!O'.'O forces but manage to maybe kill a zealot at best. The lurkers force |Loveme!!O'.'O to get an observeratory and a robotics facility. After he gets his first observer he sends it to his attack and rids himself of the pesky lurkers there.
With no warning |Loveme!!O'.'O sends his entire force consisting of random zealots, dragoons, templars, and corsairs. As TheMasterOfLove battles back with his force of miscellaneous zerglings and hydras and an occassional lurker.
With the help of gayweb the protoss forces have a slim chance but with careful maneuvering,TheMasterOfLoveM maneuvers his hydras out of the gayweb and into fighting action again. Psi blades flash, little blue balls buzz through the air and corsairs go flash, flash. Green spit fly, sharp fingernails fly, pins jump from the ground and when the gayweb clears, nothing is too be found. Because all the action was all at |Loveme!!o'.'O's natural and it gets destroyed by ~50 or so hydras and zerglings. The 3 cannons there never stood a chance. TheMasterOfLove says "GG"
From the temple GaynusUpTheAnus says "I have taught you well little brother."

Special Thanks...
Goes to SlingsNArrows for not giving me permission to do his name and not kicking my ass for using his name.
|Loveme!!O'.'O for playing such a good game even if he did lose.
TheMasterOfLove for winning and surviving for more than 3 minutes.
GaynusUpTheAnus for no reason at all.
++Falcon++
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