The Most Basic Battle
Once upon a January day A_Monkey was sitting in clan ~NoHunters constantly asking "I will obs a game does anyone wanna play." Eventually Basic said he would and so did Psikilla so we started a game. GaynusUpTheAnus and [nE]Newby4Life were only watching and making weird noises.
So the game satrted on The Lost Temple with Basic who chose Random, got bloodlusted red Zerg and mutated in on the bottom plateau and PsiKilla who also chose Random, got the bee stinging yellow protoss and warped in on top.
Finally the game gets going and Basic scouts toward the left with an overlord and now the build order. Psikilla starts to build a pylon and after a while Basic goes to his natural and builds a hatchery and then in his base he builds a spawning pool. All the while PsiKilla goes out and as he is passing by his nexus, poof a Nexus pops up and in his base a gateway comes up. Meanwhile a probe goes scouting into the right base, but in other news 2 more gateways come up in PsiKilla's base early zealot rush maybe.
Now lets go over to Basic's house and what's this there is and assimilator sprawling up from a drone. Over the horizon I think I see a probe it found us, but just one second because 6 zerglings are hatching yay, and some of them grouped with some newly hatched ones and go to the base of the beestingers.
Reverting back to PsiKilla's base. Where there are 3 zealots and a pylon on his choke point. When out of nowhere zerglings attack. They attack the zealots and then run and kill the pylon at his choke and continue to run toward PsiKilla's nexus. In the headquarters of Basic there is a Hydralisk Den protruding from the ground, but now back to the battle where the zerglings have broken through the zealots and have gone to kill the pylon powering the 3 gateways of, when finally 3 new zealots pop out and move to the choke, Rally Points revenge. Well they start going to get the zergling and kills them after the have ravaged the poor probes of PsiKilla. During the heat of battle PsiKilla builds another pylon next to his Nexus.
Then on the Purple muck of the southern plateau, (Basic's Base) a hatchery is sprouting up, hopefully to make more units to kill PsiKilla. Whereas PsiKilla in active defiance of Basic's attack builds a pylon under the Nexus in his expansion and his main. At the one in his main a forge comes, at the one in his expansion a gateway comes up. Also at the triple gateway line in PsiKilla's base a cybernetics core comes up.
Right about now everybody is saying that I only concentrate on PsiKilla but now for the Basic Marathon. Basic builds a creep colony and an Assimilator at his expansion and in his main he builds another hatchery totaling 3 in his main. At the PsiKilla base an assimilator is coming on through. Under PsiKilla's Nexus at his expansion he builds 2 cannons of death and an Assimilator. On the other side of the map an Evolution Chamber comes up.
Now the real attacks come. First PsiKilla sends 9 zealots to Basic but quiver and run away with about 15 Hydralisks in hot pursuit. They eventually get to PsiKilla's expansion but only 4 remain along with 2 from his choke point. Oh and by the way the only upgrade is the Zerg ground weaponry, which is only at one. Now back to the action the cannons have started firing on the hydralisks and a few die, but they kill them both and 3 zealots come down from the top and attack the hydralisks. The zealots kill them and PsiKilla makes 2 more cannons to replace the two he lost, in the meantime more hydralisks come up. The Hydralisks group up outside PsiKilla's base and there are 3 dragoons ready to battle them if they come up. Also adding to his defense PsiKilla builds a pylon and a cannon at the left side of his choke. As everyone must know you need to expand to survive so Basic does that and moves to his mineral only expansion. One defect in PsiKilla's defense is that his forces of 2 zealots and 3 dragoons are to far up to halt the hydralisk charge of Basic's, which move up to PsiKilla's choke and kill the cannon which is the only thing defending his base and stand their and kill. In a last ditch effort to stop his own death PsiKilla sends in his units which are spit into the ground from high velocity spikes making blue goo and smoke. One last effort by PsiKilla is ineffective when he sends in 2 zealots and 2 probes. Then the hydralisks move into PsiKilla's expansion and the 2 cannons which are killed at the small loss of what I believe are 3 hydralisks. PsiKilla builds 3 more zealots and the expansion is dealt with and the 3 zealots in the choke distribute into the air with their smoke clouds. Basic then moves in and kills, destroys, mutilate and rape all of everything in PsiKilla's base and the game is over. A Final Minimap Pic. Also special thanx to the()vermind for HTML help.
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