"Don't question me, I'm like a walking Stephen Hawking."
-LuckyNewbie
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| Star Wars | | | Author: | | | IP: | r59h46.rXXXX | | Date: | 01/25/01 07:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for NeoXro: 5.8000 |  | Bot Log:
<4:31:38AM George_W_Bush> boombot I am your bitch :(
<4:31:38AM B00MBOT> Who's a bitch? You're a bitch. You're Thing's bitch.
<4:33:13AM George_W_Bush> Ummmmm, just to start with I'd love to wildly ravish every inch of your luscious body with my hands, fingers, warm soft lips, HOT velvety tongue and HARD, thick cum filled cock!!
<5:40:32AM George_W_Bush> aaahhhh. Push it. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush it good
Introduction:
Ok, I don't need any more of these in my bot log, time to take MrJock away.
Game Name: 7v1c I am learning!
The Beginning of Time
As the game starts, Bot-v.NX convinced Zero_NF that he is a newbie learning how to play. Zero_NF declares he would be the teacher and shall meet in channel aspect afterwards. Being so gosu, the 1337 of the 13375, Zero_NF also stated no rush. After about 5 or so minutes, Phantom34 sent a squadron of lings to taste the Protoss Power.
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The Building Up
Let's step back and look at the surroundings for a second...
Zero_NF, power zerg.
BrooD@$$, sunken defense.
goku408^metal, cannon defense.
Notice the expanding faggot rebel LuciferIV
So, everything's progressing rather quietly. Bot-v.NX makes some mix protoss troops. ILostMyPenis makes some mix terran troops.
The Zealot Ownage and the Massing
Appearantly the Protoss didn't want to wait.
Somehow, the zealots were defeated after doing moderate damage to the expansion. At this time, Zero_NF had mass up his little happy happy lings.
The Assault
Soon after the Mass was completed, Zero_NF started marching his precious lings into the depth of Protoss encampment. The force was joint by BrooD@$$'s own lings and goku408^metal's zealots.
As one may observe, the rebel LuciferIV has built numerous protoss buildings.
Protoss's defense did not hold long against the assault and failed quickly under the power of three human players. When the victory dialog box did not pop up, the victory army started retreating back to their bases.
True Color and the Fall of Zero_NF Kingdom
Suddenly, rounds of explosives were fired from the arclite cannons mounted on ILostMyPenis's siege tanks.
Ah, very nice explosions. *Clap* *Clap*
The allies, quickly retaliated to meet this new event. However, what worked on Protoss did not work against ILostMyPenis.
I love the smell of toasted zerglings in the morning.
Allied armies were now focusing their offensive on ILostMyPenis. Zero_NF had morphed 2 groups of mutalisks about to attack ILostMyPenis's backdoor, whose main force were engaging rebel LuciferIV's troops, when suddenly a group of cosairs quickly wiped the mutalisks off the sky and a large force of Bot-v.NX snuck into Zero_NF's territory and opened fire at everything in sight.
Feeling betrayed yet?
Star Wars
While Bot-v.NX's troops were eliminating Zero_NF, his front door was left wide open. The Rebel Alliance took this perfect opportunity. However, with extremely bad micro, the Rebel Alliance managed to lose their whole star fleet to couple storm troopers. The fast attacking ewoks were also decimated by the powerful blaster shots from the Empire.
The nice explosion on top was caused by a direct hit from Death Star.
Ever since the first man walked on the planet Earth, there were always those slow ones...
You are still asking that after you sent those lings???
As war progressed, Phantom34's zerg infestation was quickly brought down by the power of the Dark Side.
The rebel defensive grid in the middle were soon destroyed by the awesome Arclite Cannons. The fleet of the rebel leader was being pushing back farther and farther back to the planet Hoth.
You saw right, dark archons.
Knowing the rebellion will soon be history, BrooD@$$ promptly fled.
However, goku408^metal tried to blend in.
Advancing into Echo Base the victory is at hand. Goliaths had proven themselves this time.
Next stop, Cloud City!
While a small detachment of imperial force kept hunting down Hoth survivers, Star Destroyers paid Cloud City a visit. Still not conviced that mind tricks don't work on Sith, goku408^metal begged on.
What would you swear on?
Cloud City doesn't float anymore, Hoth was destroyed. One question still left unanswered...
Damn it, Palpatine, now what do we do?....
GG, MrJock
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