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<5:34:41PM moo^moo joined the channel>
<5:34:47PM moo^moo> i wanna play
<5:34:51PM moo^moo> im bored
<5:35:02PM evil_mang420> lets bs
<5:35:02PM ummm...no> lets bs
<5:35:05PM moo^moo> yeah
<5:35:07PM moo^moo> now
<5:35:08PM ummm...no> zach you make
<5:35:10PM ummm...no> ice map only
<5:35:12PM evil_mang420> ok
<5:35:16PM ummm...no> name?
<5:36:11PM ummm...no> dammit zach answer me
<5:36:40PM evil_mang420> name will be
<5:36:51PM evil_mang420> 7vs1 comp newbs
<5:37:59PM ummm...no> dumbass
<5:38:11PM moo^moo> i make
<5:38:19PM ummm...no> name?
<5:38:23PM moo^moo> 5vs2 compa stompaz
<5:39:42PM ummm...no> go!
<5:39:45PM evil_mang420> go to it
<5:39:46PM ummm...no> fucking i makew
<5:39:56PM ummm...no> 7v1 c!

Introduction

It surely took them long enough to make the game... oh well, here we go.

The element of surprise is very important in doing a backstab. It is even more so when you are going up against other 
backstabbers, since they should be more alert to suspicious activities from other players.

Smurfing is essential when the victims know you. Therefore, I picked to smurf [o]Chaos. Sadly though, due to my stupidity, I mistyped it to [o[Chaos. This is a mistake that can cost the success. Using [o[Chaos instead of [o]Chaos will result in "invalid name" for the /stats command, which is dangerous.

Luckily the three stooges didn't pick that up.

As the game was created, three comp stompers quickly jumped in. However, ummm...no quickly closed two of the comp stompers. I am guess they can only take on 2 people with the 3 of them. This is not good for me, since their attention will be only focused on 2 people instead of 4... maybe this will be a toughie.

The Infant Stage

The game is basically a 4 way FFA between the 4 extreme factions.

Computers:        (This is a boring group, they are just there to attract the next group)
                           Zerg
CompStompers: (This is a funny group, as they often provide amusing entertainment with their cussing and threatening)
                           Jmonkey$, Terran
Backstabbers:    (This group enjoys the downfall of the CompStompers, however they can be more amusing once the next group is introduced)
                           ummm...no, Zerg
                           evil_mang420, Zerg
                           moo^moo, Terran
Assholes:           (The name is self-explanatory)
                           [o[Chaos, Zerg

Now, for those of you who aren't familiar with compstomp games, one of the first things that must be decided is to rush or not.

"Rushing it will usually result in fast win, while delaying it will result in all out fun slaughter." ~ [1337]|V|4573|2

With a name like that, his words must be true.  So what will it be, guys?

The Years of Growth

Quickly, well, not so quickly, the Backstabbers and the CompStompers, built up.  Everyone commands their drones, scvs, whatnot, toward the nearest mineral patches.  While watching their cute little workers really go at it on the mineral patches, the contestants thought to themselves...

CompStompers:  Hooyah! Another day of great comp bashing!
Backstabbers:  Haha, I bet Jmonkey$ and [o[Chaos is thinking "Hooyah! Another day of great comp bashing!"  This is gonna be great, guys, we gonna kick their little asses!
Computers:  43 6F 6D 70 20 50 72 69 64 65 21
Assholes:  Damn it, I only have 20 minutes to do this.  Got an appointment at 6:00.

While everyone were lost in their thoughts, all of the sudden, a cry break the silence.

The Zerg has employed the master 4-pool strat and wracking havoc in evil_mang420's base.  It would appear that evil_mang420 will be delayed in achieving adulthood.  Knowing the fact that letting a friend die is immoral, ummm...no quickly offers shelter, which evil_mang420 accepts without farther negotiation.

As evil_mang420 was getting assaulted, the others continued on with their maturing process.

After a period of tension, evil_mang420 finally lured the Zerg zerglings to ummm....no's base.  The Zerg zerglings failed to pry open ummm...no's defenses and evil_mang420 is saved.  Peace has been restored to the land, however, not to player's hearts.  The attack by Zerg  has trigger the newbie defensive instinct into the players and they begin to load up on bunkers and sunkens.

The Years of Put-That-D-Up-Dawg!

It is now approximately 5 minutes into the game.  And the stooges are well on their way to the supremacy... or they thought.

moo^moo puts up an academy for an army he never built.  And, with the help one ummm...no's sunken, evil_mang420 now re-establish his encampment.  Apparently the darkness from the Zerg assault still lingers, the players continue to stock up their defenses against more 4-pools.

Ah, now surely they won't have any more trouble from 6-ling attacks, but will they survive [o[Chaos?

The Years of Decay

"Damn, look at the time, it's 5:50!!  No time to waste, must end this now." ~ Me

It is now 10 minutes game time.  With 4 hatcheries pumping out mutalisks and lurkers, [o[Chaos's army is ready. 

Lurkers > Bunkers w/o Detection [o[Chaos > Jmonkey$
ummm...no you lose again.
10 units was all it took to end evil_mang420's rain.
moo^moo... moo~~~

And here's why Backstabbers can be more amusing than CompStompers:

The End

Bot Log

<6:02:47PM evil_mang420> what a slut
<6:02:51PM pikapika^^> who
<6:02:55PM evil_mang420> neo
<6:02:59PM pikapika^^> i see
<6:03:06PM evil_mang420> dan
<6:03:10PM evil_mang420> make the scstabbers
<6:03:12PM evil_mang420> room
<6:03:13PM ummm...no> dude i lasted the longest!
<6:03:17PM evil_mang420> make the scstabbers channel
<6:03:18PM ummm...no> lets go to icantlose
<6:03:25PM evil_mang420> no
<6:03:28PM evil_mang420> go to scstabbers
<6:03:29PM ummm...no> yes
<6:03:32PM ummm...no> they are cool
<6:03:33PM evil_mang420> our channel
<6:03:35PM evil_mang420> ok
<6:03:41PM evil_mang420> we'll go there
<6:03:41PM ummm...no> no icantlose is cool
<6:03:43PM evil_mang420> go mang
<6:03:43PM ummm...no> no asses

I hope I didn't hurt their feelings.

Anyways, here's a animation of the minimap.