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| Lets play Kill the Zerg! | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/22/99 10:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for GunsandZealots: 6.5000 |  | Welcome to everyone's favorite game show, Kill the Zerg!
Today's contestants are GunsandZealots(terran) vs AzNx|3a][)a$$(Zerg)
Game show host: Jack and Jake.
Jack: By throwing darts against the map board, you have selected Snowbound as your map, get ready to rumble contestants and good luck.
Jack: And may I add AzNx|3a][)a$$ your name certain does suck.
Jake: Today's sponsor is Bengalaas Ale. When your thirsty, Grab a aas!
Jack: Add they are off, GunsandZealots started at the 3 and AzNx|3a][)a$$ pooled in at the 12.
Jake: Guns goes hard scv's and early gas. Barracks, Academy, and then a Factory. Two bunkers where also placed down protected by the wall of depots, a bay, and two Starports. The good defense will earn him some points later in the game.
Jack: Early comsat reports 2 hatch attack with no spire, hydra drop.
Jack: AzNx|3a][)a$$ (from now on I will call him "The man with a stupid name") drops 4 lords of troops in on Guns, after ripping a starport with some needles, a shuttle unloads its cargo of 4 marines and medic to help out a burning bunker. Dame those scvs are not repairing the bunker, that will cost him points there.
Jake: Those tanks, Jack are kicking some major ass. Yes, yes, its true they did kick some ass the hydras never even got close to those tanks. Guns loses a startport, 2 depots, a bunker and 2 or 3 scv's.
Jack: Meanwhile, Guns has completed a second command center and has floated it down to the expansion at 4:30.
Jake: Guns has loaded 2 dropships and floated them to the west side of the board, what is he waiting on.
Jack: Not sure, but hear comes another hydra drop, and look cracklings too! They are getting slaughtered by bunkers and tanks… oh the carnage!
Jake: "The man with a stupid name" is in trouble, all of his troops are getting killed by some great defense. Mr. GunsandZealots has placed. In addition, those dropships have unloaded and started to kill off the Zerg drones. Look 2 tanks, 7 marines and 1 medic, and no match for those drones, not!
Jack: Yes, and at the 9, AzNx|3a][)a$$ has an expansion that is totally undefended and a wraith is playing Kill the Zerg!
Jake: Kill the Zerg, Kill the Zerg. Looks like we have a winner.
Jack: What did learn today Jake?
Jake: I learned that Bengalaas Ale rocks, I think I have had too many. Plus, Guns waiting to drop his load until after the hydra drop was brilliant.
Jack: The defensive wall was great. I now know why the Chinese have one.
Jake: I wish we had HTML, because without pictures you don't get a 10.
Jack: Look Guns won the ladder game and his record did not change. It seems he never gets a win. He is doomed to stay under .500
Jake: At "The man with a stupid name" did not drop, dropping is for people who have there mother's wipe their bottom.
Jack: Indeed, and watch out for the Giant Wooden Badger!
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