THE BATTLE THAT

NEVER HAPPENED

An outragoes battle that NEVER went on in blood bath

Venue : bloodbath

players : {theman}, (half)(half), (OH)Q

   After some hard thinking (not that they COULD think), (OH)Q and {theman} went for zerg, while (half)(half) went for terran.

Build order: -{theman} went for a 6 pool, then coughed up his 6 lings

                        -(half)(half) went for a 7 rax, then a 8 depot, then coughed up 2  marines and a bunker

                        -(OH)Q turned on the money and supply trainer, and started churning drones, without                              mining anything

So, when both {theman} and (half)(half) had got their army, this is what (OH)Q's army looked like.

   With his proud force of drones standing there, (half)(half) and {theman} decided that they didn't want to risk being humilated by a force of drones, and decided to attack each other with the forces that they had. (half)(half) poured in his 6 lings and {theman} got his two marines out of their bunkers and they went to the zerg base, without noticing the 6 lings that were running past them. At this point, {theman} decided to reveal that his marines were born blind. So, the 6 lings decided to change their course, and attack the marines. The marines realised a bit late, and with their blind firing, managed to destroy only 1 zergling. The zerglings charged forward, and attacked the 2 empty bunkers that {theman} had constructed on his choke. Seeing this, {theman} put all but one SCV to attack the lings while his one remaining SCV went to build an academy.

   Luckily for {theman}, the SCVs were not blind, and managed to take out 2 lings with their fusion cutters before the lings estinguished them. The lings then proceeded to destroy the bunkers, then take out the barracks. However, {theman} managed to get a blind firebat out before his beloved barracks crumpled into pieces. The blind firebat went wildly firing, killing the remaining SCV and a ling. 6 more lings came from (half)(half)'s base to finish off the base. {theman} decided to lift off his command center when it reached 22 health. (half)(half) watched with glee as it burned itself down in the air.

    You must be wondering what (OH)Q was doing. Well, he used his fastbuilding-trainer and got his drone army to a really large amount. Then he charged his 150 or so drones into (half)(half)'s base and destroyed it.

   (OH)Q the cheater laughed with glee as he watched (half)(half)'s base being overrun with drones. He watched as every single zerg unit and building was blown into oblivion. Then he realised "OH NO!!!! EVERY SINGLE ZERG THING IS BLOWN INTO OBLIVION!!!!"

    Well, then who won?

    Well, the terran pirates had won. Take a look at these ghost. Guess what happened. Right. The pirates had 10 armed nuclear silos, all the better to start a nuclear war.

    If you observe carefully, you'll find that there are 5 cloaked ghost in the picture. The other 5 were nuking (OH)Q's base.

    So in the end, the pirates won.

Lessons to learn.

-PIRATES ARE COOL!!!!

- All nuke and no play makes you win!

- Don't cheat. It's bad.

- get some detectors and some defense.