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Kellser's World
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Author:Diluvio
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Date: 07/03/01 07:07
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Kellser's World




Author's Note: For those of you who are seeking intelligent, eliquent, and well thought out story lines featuring plots, character developement, and purpose please turn back now. The following story was written by me 7 years ago in 5th grade. I am not submitting for a good rating, but for commentary. I wish to see what other people think about this piece of garbage I pulled out of my ass. So, you have been warned.

About Kellser's World: This story takes place in another dimension, people do not exist, everyone in the story is either a shark (the walking, talking vaiety) or a robot. Sea Team protects the city of Reden, Kellser is their leader.


Kellser's
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Chapter1: The Transformation of Kellser


*Owoga, owoga, owoga!* The alarm at the Sea Teams headquarters goes on. Then in a few seconds it goes off. Bolter and Rocky run toward the alarm shut down system and find Kellser with his hand on the shut down switch. "It's okay," he says, "it was a test to see how you would react. False alarm." "Oh, okay." says Bolter.


An image of Dimensional, the evil robot, comes uo over the city of Reden. "I am Dimensional, the evil robot and leader of all robots. I challeneg Kellser, the leader of Sea Team, to a dual at precisely 3:00 p.m. on the of Mount Star. Be there or I will destroy Reden." Then the image fad away. "I can't believe he is doing this!", shouts Sally. "Yeah, Kellser, yoo don't have to fight him. He's probably bluffing about destroying Reden." says Bolter. "And what he isn't? I can't take that chance. I'm going to fight him and that is it. Just to be sure Rocky and Beam are coming with me." "No problem Kellser, me and Rocky will back you up." "Yeah we're with you all the way!"


That day at 3:00 a.m.


"All right Dimensional, you want to fight me then come and get me!" Dimensional makes a hand gesture toward his henchmen, Squiddo and Chaos, and they go toward their air craft. "It ends today Kellser," exclaims Dimensional,"now die!" He points toward his air craft and Squiddo and Chaos jump put with ray guns. They fire at Rocky then Beam and Kellser. Brilliant light surrounds Kellser, Rocky, and Beam and they all fall down in a heap. Dimensional laughs, "Ha, ha, ha! I've finally done it! I've defeated the mighty Kellser! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"


Later, Gyro and Bolter go to Mount Star and find the three lifeless on the ground. "Shoot!", says Bolter, "Gyro, contact the HQ and tell them we need need some doctors. Tel them Kellser, Rocky, and Beam are hurt. Tell them to comequick!" When Kellser, Beam, and Rocky are back at Sea Team HQ doctors and scientists examine them. A blue shark in a medical suit came out of the examination room. "My reports show," he told the Sea Team members, "that your friends will live." Everyone signed. "But to radiation exposure from the ray guns they will undergo some sort of transformation. Kellser has already transformed, and we can't tell you when Rocky or Beam will." "In what ways has Kellser transformed?" asked Gyro. "Why don't you ask him yoursefl as he points toward a shark in a wheel chair. "Kellser?" they say. This sharkin the wheelchair looks different from the old Kellser. This shark has a fin on his head and pointy antennae. "Yep. It's me, alright. The docs say that all my senses have increased in ability and my strength and intelligence level have boosted up tp 99. Rocky and Beam are in bed. I should be in bed, too. Tommorrow we will all be back on our feet again. The radiation did not kill us but make us good. So, I guess I go get some Z's.




Chapter 2: Obliterator


It was a nice day in the city of Reden. Then, out of no where, a missle comes from the sky destroying the local McDonalds. "Where did that missle come from?" asked Bolter. Transput, the Sea Teams sphere shaped computer, floats over toward Bolter. "My analsis shows from the direction of North and Northwest." "Not the direction, you stupid sphere, who shot it is what I'm asking." "That would be from the Obliterator, Dimensional's newest vechile of destruction, which can obliterate a building in ten seconds flat. It has the power of ten tanks times two and is driven by Chaos." "Dang. This is serious. Alert Kellser and the rest of the Sea Team. We have some work to do!" Later at the center of the city Chaos laughs and sings as he destroys buildings. "La La La La La Destroying Reden is fun La La La La La La La What the?!" He makes a screeching stop as a missle is shot in front of him. "So, the Sea Team has come to stop my fun! I think I'll play a little game with them."


He turns toward Iron and fires a missle. "Catch!", he says. Iron jumps out of harms ways as the missle explodes in the spot were he was standing. "Ha ha ha, what fun!" Bolter grabs a missle launcher and fires it at the Obliterator. Thete is an explosion and as the smoke clears away the vechile is still standing. "Whoa. Transput never told me it had super missle resetent armor on it." Two large flaps on the Obliterator's side open and it begins to hover upwards. "It's also a jet?! I believe this!" shouts Kellser. Sally dives for a mini-launcher and then runs over to bolter. "Bolter, get me up and on top of that thing. I know how to defeat it." "How? It's got super allo armor." "First why don't we get under some cover." She then points the mini-launcher toward the sky and fires a mini-rocket. The m-rocket flys up and colides with a missle launched from Obliterator. "Their is no escape. Better to become slaves of Dimensional than die. HA HA HA HA."


As Bolter, Sally, and Kellser run for cover Sally tells them her plan. "Since the Obliterator has super alloy armor from the outside the inside is completely vunerable for attack. That's why I need Bolter to flyme up over the Obliterator, and since those wings opened up I can shoot the engine." "Sounds good to me." says Kellser. "Yeah, "adds Bolter, "let's do it." Bolter then uses his built in rocket pack (note: Bolter is half-shark half-robot) and flys Sally up toward the sky. "Computer," says Chaos," have you located the precise cordinates for the gasline of Reden?"


*Beep*


- Gasline has been identified.


-Missle will detonate and destroy half of Reden instantl.


*Beep*


Launch is in approximatly 10 seconds...9 seconds...8 seconds...7 seconds. "Steady now." Sally says to herself. 4 seconds...3 seconds "Fire!" The mini-rocket is launched and is on a collision course with the Oblterator. 2 seconds...1 seconds...*BLAM* A great explosion is set off and the Obliterator goes down in flames as it crashes into the Earth.


Back at the Sea Team HQ Kellser is given a speech. "Thanks to the quick thinking and actions of Sally S. gills two monsters have been destroyed. Those monsters were the Obliterator and Chaos, and with out Sally haf the city would have been destroyed. So, Sally Gills is being rewarded with the Medal of Stupenddous and she is now member of the month. Congratulations, Sal. By the way have the pizzas I ordered arrive yet?"




The next chapter of the story was entitled "Destruction of the Base". Dimensional sends some robots to destroy the Sea Team's HQ and their Sea Team Training Camp, but they can only protect one at a time. What will happen to their bases? Will Dimensional sucede in destroying the Sea Team base? I woulda written the chapter but it's about as long as the first two combined. In the mean time go voice your opinions on this horrible excuse for a story. I think the idea came from that old cartoon Street Sharks or something. :| I might post the other story up just for kicks.


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