"T.T.Boy beats off (not literaly) Johnny_Vegas"
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| Santa Visits Yeti. | | | Author: | | | IP: | 24.156.2XXXX | | Date: | 03/08/02 08:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Yeti: 5.7143 |  | So bigfoot come to Yeti's cave, romping and stomping and yelling. Bigfoot is mad Yeti took hamster, monitor and broodwar cd. Bigfoot threatens Yeti and steals the monitor, modem and broodwar cd back and runs away to his own cave. Yeti no care, Yeti bit mad, though. Yeti is really hungry. So Yeti goes off to find some tasty eskimos. Eskimos are very tasty to Yeti.
So Yeti exit his cave and walk to find eskimos. Eskimos are not hard to find these days. It is because eskimo people are wanting to have sex more and more often, then they get lots of babies. And that's better for Yeti because he gets more eskimos to eat now.
So Yeti walk around looking for Eskimo. He quickly find one. This one is fishing from a small hole in the ice. Yeti don't like ice-fishers. So Yeti walk up to the eskimo. Eskimo go crazy. He start running around Yeti in circles and screaming his head off with hands in the air. Eskimo annoys Yeti, so Yeti pound Eskimo on head. Eskimo fall to ground, unconscience. Yeti quickly eat eskimo and the bucket of fish eskimo had. Yeti full now, so Yeti go back to cave.
Yeti is bored. Yeti cave is boring. Yeti bed is boring. Yeti table is boring. Yeti snow is boring. Yeti computer is boring. Yeti is boring. So Yeti decide to fix monitor. Yeti get glue and tape and glue and tape his monitor together. In the end of Yeti's hard work, Yeti's monitor looks more like a sculpture than a monitor. Yeti decides to sleep instead. Yeti is excited about tomorrow. Tomorrow is Christmas day in Arctic Time Zone. But Yeti never get presents, so Yeti is sad every time. Yeti is excited he might get one this time.
Yeti wakes up in the morning. Suddenly, he sees a fat eskimo in a red suit. SANTA CLAUS! Santa looks happy. Yeti is excited. Yeti is sure he will get a present this time.
Santa: Yeti! You have been a good boy this year, so Santa is going to give you some presents!
Yeti: Yay!
Santa reach into his bag and take out a new monitor. It is so brand new, Yeti can see his reflection on it. Then Santa take out a hamster. A real one. Then he take out broodwar cd and new hard drive with 5 megs of memory. Yeti is happy. But there is one more present left. Santa take out a hot chick! Santa say to yeti, she is nice so keep her safe. Yeti is hungry and Yeti not have breakfast, so Yeti eat the hot chick girl eskimo in front of santa claus.
Santa gets on his sled and flies away with his reindeer. Yeti go back into cave and begins to set up his new computer. Everything goes well until Yeti have to wire the hamster. The hamster begins squeaking as Yeti lift it up. Yeti sticks wire into hamster butt so it can wire the hamster. And then Yeti stick wire into hamster mouth to wire it. Yeti turn on computer. When Yeti turn on internet, hamster start squeaking and shaking. Yeti shut it up.
Yeti install broodwar cd. Yeti enter bnet and bnet put him in channel Brood War Arctic-1. Only six people are in the channel. Yeti, Bigfoot, TuxedoPenguin, Santa_Claus, Eskimo1, and Water_Seal. Yeti ask if anyone want to be in br and only Eskimo1 respond. Eskimo1 make game esk1 password 1 and Yeti join. Yeti ask if Eskimo1 wants to be in br. Eskimo1 starts the game and ignores Yeti.
Yeti is scared because Yeti have to fight Eskimo1! Yeti only play broodwar cd once before and Yeti is scare he will lose. Yeti can't choose race cause yeti don't know how and Yeti end up with wierd alien people. The man says "erryounk" to Yeti and Yeti say hi back. Yeti clicks on little funny, talking robot. It says build basic structure. But Yeti is not an architect or building-builder so Yeti don't know how to build a structure. Yeti only have snow and ice.
Then Yeti looks around the map. The whole map is black so Yeti is, like, blind and can't see. Yeti click on funny building an it says build probe. Yeti don't know how to build probe either. Yeti is getting mad again. Suddenly, Yeti base is under attack. Yeti sees his base and sees two funny men with guns shooting Yeti building. Yeti type help and stop but Eskimo1 no listen. Yeti get mad and smash computer and break it.
Yeti have no computer now, so yeti go to find one. Yeti walks north and sees funny house not made of snow and ice. Yeti looks through a hole and sees SANTA CLAUS! Yeti tries to put hand through hole but breaks the hole. The hole shatters and Yeti jump back. Yeti break down door and walk to Santa Claus. Yeti ask Santa for another computer. Santa Claus says wait until next Christmas. Yeti doesn't want to wait and yells at Santa Claus. Santa say no and no and no. Yeti get REALLY mad and eat Santa Claus.
Santa's elves get scared Yeti tells them to make computer for him. They quickly obey because they don't want to get eaten. Yeti computer is ready soon.Yeti tell santa elves to make better modem because Yeti's sucks already. Santa's elves say yes and begin making one. Soon elves become Yeti's slaves and Yeti keep elves in Yeti's cave where they work for him.
Yeti go on to bnet with fast modem now. The real hamster is dead and Yeti threw it away. Yeti can now start br'ing. Yeti thinks br'ing is fun and Yeti will keep br'ing until Yeti disappears. Yeti now have fast computer and good keyboard. He make br everyday. Yeti is happy. But Yeti is sleepy too. So Yeti go to sleep. Nighty-Night. Btw, Yeti tells elves to stay awake and make extra-special large eskimo breakfast that has to be ready for Yeti in the morning. Nighty-night.
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