What Lamers Say, When they Lose

The probe that built the pylon
at 8 then scouted clockwise
around the
map. Luckily he scouted 3 first (duh) and I found my opponent was Terran. At this point in the game I thought to myself, "I'm so dead unless hes a total newbie". As my probe was leaving the 3 plateau he laid a pylon down right in Mr. Terrans wall area.
 
 
 
 
 

 
It seems the scv
wants revenge as
it heads to my
base, it engages
in a fight with 2
probes and manages
to kill one before,
he too, perishes.

As my gateway finishes I begin production of a Zealot. When he is done building I send him, along with two probes, to the Terran base to see what chaos I can cause. Meanwhile at the terran base, one marine is completed and another has started construction. Also another barracks is also completed and a bunker is about halfway done at the wall. My Zealot arrives at the wall slightly after my probes causing one of them to die at the hand of the marines. I run my other one back and, due to my pylon creating a gap, I was able to slip my Zealot pass the finished bunker. He ended up killing 3 marines and 2 scvs. During this time my base has not been idle however, and I have an assimilator and a cybernetics core finished. There is a probe waiting below the Terran ramp to watch for any scout attempts or incomming attacks. At my ramp I have one zealot. At the Terrans ramp he has 1 bunker full of marines and an scv with 2 marines next to it, his wall is still incomplete.


 
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
He finally finishes his wallin putting a supply depot where my pylon previously was. At this point he starts an academy, and I'm at my base wondering where the tanks are, while starting a robo fact. I also add 2 more pylons for support while putting up a Support Facility for my robo fact. His academny finishes as my Support Facility is half way done. He starts creating medics from his barracks. As his first medic appears on the field of battle, he has started an engineering bay. At my base I produced a shuttle and a reaver is halfway finished. I also started researching +5 max scarabs. All this while both players have been constantly producing workers, I also have been constantly producing zealots as income allows. I send a probe to scout his base and this is what I see.

At this point I'm packing my first reaver into my shuttle, and he scans right before he gets in. He sees it and moves marines and meds to his mineral line. I'm forced to drop farther away but the results are still satisfying. He gets 12 kills off of the M+M force before he is squelched by... scvs?!?..

While the reaver is getting owned by scvs (lol) I'm attacking his base from the front with that little force of zealots I've been building up. I also have one dragoon that managed to be built.

After I own the hell out of his bunker (lol) and marine, he then asks for rematch. I deny because, uhh, I just don't feel like one, Ok? =P. After I deny he then accuses me of hacking and leaves.

Good riddens, and good game.

Lessons Learned

1. Protoss is my worst for a reason
2. Reavers own
3. M+M vs Protoss just doesnt work
4. Lamers will call you a hacker after you refuse a rematch

I hope you all think this is not too bad for a first battle report, please comment and give me suggestions. Also, the reason I don't have borders is because I just dled PSP about 3 hours ago (time it took to make this thing) and I had a hard enough time learning the basics. Next Br I do hopefully will have them. Leave lots of comments suggestions questions flames w/e. I leave you with this.