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| shit on a stick | | | Author: | | | IP: | pool-68-XXXX | | Date: | 01/16/03 06:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
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How he got to be
Part one: the bad bad little kid
Dick Hertz was a abnormal kid. He just entered high school.
he was made fun of, because of his name. He hated his name
so much, that during 5th grade, he smacked his dad's crotch
with a golf club when he was sleeping, then, his dad took his
colt and shot his finger off. He did some other stuff i
don't want to talk about.
The police made him
go to an orphanage In new york city. He hated living there.
He wanted to one day, make a difference, He wanted to do
something exciting, HE WANTED TO GET
NO IM KIDDING
THE LOST TEMPLE! YAY!
wtf? no applause? Anyway. Brown terran in the 12
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called Fed-zealotruler
and there was a zerg fellow who was purple, at nine called
ghettopablo(dp) there was
a yellow terran at six o' clock called t(dp)
And there was the one and only, battlereporter/fag,
FROZEN-CRAP
Team ONE
Frozen-Crap
Fed-Zealotruler
GO TEAM 1!!
TEAM TWO
T(DP)
GHettopablo(DP)
GO TEAM 2!!
Primary stuff
the beginning
was boring, but i have to say it.
Frozen was first getting probes. He had plenty of
Probes and a cluster of pylons and gateways at his nexus. remeber, he is 3 'o
clock. When he had a line of pylons and 3 gateways, he started pumping out zealots,
Three at a time.
This caused no problems for him because he had many probes. He sent
one zealot to each undiscovered base. that is 9 and 6 (Zealruler was 12). He discovered
t(dp)'s base. The bunkers
killed
the zealot easily. The other zealot attacked
ghettoPablo(dp)'s early lings.
Fed-Zealotruler
was twelve 'o
clock terran. He got a barracks and a few supply depo, along with a refinery. He
made a few m'm and 2 bunkers at the slope. He kinda kept quiet, because he was planning
do some early advancement.
t(dp)
made a few bunkers, several
supplies, a barracks, and more-than-average scv. His bunkers were full of only marines,
and he also was sending an scv to build a factory. oh yeah, he also had a refinery, so
he was racking up the gas as well.
GhettoPablo(dp)
was the zerg at six.
He had a spawning pool, lair, extractor, a morphing hydra den, and a pack of zerglings.
He sent a drone to 3 to see who was there. He discovered a group of zealots.
Frozen-crap
killed the lingz with
ease. har har har!
ADVANCEMENT TIME!
Frozen-crap
had finally made a
cybernetics core after 7:29 minutes. He had exactly five gateways, and pumped a
mixture of zealots and dragoons. He had his natural expansion, and main base. He
Had a solid block of photons up the ramp, and a few scattered ones in the front.
Ghettopablo(dp)
sent a stream of hydralisks to His base for a long time. It was a total waste,
but he was confident he was doing something.
t(dp) was making
wraiths and
battlecruisers behind a gigantic field of bunkers all full of marines, with a
missle turret+ siege tank.
He had 3 starports, and was making slow progress. He
had no expansions either, but he just sent out two command centers. one to the
lower right island, and the other to the upper left island.
Fed-Zealotruler
had spotted these
command centers because he had wraiths around. He quickly took them both down,
leaving t(dp)
with no cash.
He started to stop advancing and just got wraiths. His bunker field was about
all he had left...
ghettopablo(dp)
was doing well.
He had his natural expansion up and running, his main base, and a little mining
base in the middle of the map. He was so rich, that he was being a dumbass. He
sent endless hydralisk to Frozen-crap's
base. He thought it would distract him, but nope.
Fed-Zealotruler
was doing well. He
easily advanced to siege tank/dropship. He loaded the dropships full of sieges, and
started some cloaked wraiths. He kept scanning
t(dp)'s
base. He also sent some marines to the middle...
ATTACK PLAN FOR TEAM ONE
1: Frozen-crap will send his
zealot/Dragoon army to the Front of the six o' clock base.
2: Fed-zealotruler will send
his dropships to the spot north of the bunker field, on the ledge. THere, he will
drop all the tanks, blast most of the bunkers.
3: Frozen-crap will destroy the
remaining bunkers, go in, and wipe out the opponent's base.
(team one's battle plan)
THE FINAL MOMENTS
Team One got into attack position. Team two had no idea what was coming. the perfect
setting for a surprise attack.
SURPRISE!
Fed-Zealotruler dropped
his tanks and blasted most of the bunkers away.
Frozen-Crap Sent his army right in the base, as planned.
AND THEN
after the attack,
t(dp) relies on his teammate's hydralisks to stop anyone.
Team one send more and more units, overwhelming t(dp)
. Team 2 has only one person left now.
ghettopablo(dp). He had
half the units he had before, and he was now bankrupt. He used all his zergling and
minerals, and created a huge zergling line and headed for Fed-zealotruler's base, but it flunked.
this marks the end. Team one sends everyone and kills purple, and everyone is happy.
This has been a: THE FAG report. remeber,
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