"..Grrr casting 9,074 (rough estimate) Perfect Storms starring George Clooney wasn't going to save this one."
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| Clash of the newbs | | | Author: | | | IP: | pool-68-XXXX | | Date: | 02/25/03 04:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 8, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Sabotage: 7.0476 |   |
Sabotage's History
Hello. Sabotage here. When I first entered
battlereports.com, my goal was to get a gold report. I finally did.
See
here
. I was really happy about that. Well, just because its
special, I'll tell you about my history of br.com.
Long ago, in the days I used to mass carriers, I discovered a site
called creepcolony.com. The site was really fun. It had all kinds of
SC downloads, but one day, the site went down because
the guy was doing
bad in school. :(. He listed a few sites of sc that were still there.
At the bottom, I saw battlereports.com. I entered it. The first thing
I saw was a piece of spam, so I left the site temporarily. At the
Blizzard site, (I forgot how I found them) there were a few
battlereports about some tourney. I decided to come back to
battlereports.com. I looked at the gold reports, and I got inspired.
It was summer of 02. I went on a trip to China with my father. Over
there, I went to an internet cafe. I went right here, and posted a
report. (Its fake)
here
under author name: Brian. lol. It was
quite bad. It got a 2.5, which sort of made me sad, but when I came home,
I made myself learn html tags and crap. I posted under another name
That I forgot, and got 3-4's. So I learned how to use Photoshop, and
I learned how to take pictures of the game. I posted under author name:
THE_FAG. After 3 reports, I got no higher than 6. Nobody seemed to like
that name, so I made up author name: sabotage. My first report did
fine. The second not as good. The third, GOLD! Now my friends are
into br.com. I will teach them html. I let them borrow a book, and they
are reading it I think. So lesson is: even a newb ass piece of shit
reporter can eventually make it to gold or better. One last thing.
I'm really young to be reporting. I'm 12 :O. Enough said. Now for report.
Okay, okay, you can stop the applause. So. This is my 4th report. I was
at ~nh hanging around again during vacation week. I was talking with
Mistarknight, when a few more people showed up. Knight1///1 he said.
I joined up. It was lost temple with 5 observer spaces. I went under
observers because I wanted to watch. With me, MistarKnight,
and imperatorp
watched.
Okay. Stillphy_chi
was yellow terran at the south base.
Icehawk012 got east teal protoss.
Zeal1590 got
orange terran at the north, and Night2o1-
got blue terran at the west base.
Icehawk012 starts off with a pylon at 9
probes, a gateway at 10, and pulls in the 11th to mine.
Night2o1-
starts a wall and uses an scv
to scout the north base, sneaking through an unfinished
terran wall.
Zeal1590
makes an scv chase the intruder
He continues to build to wall.
Stillphy_chi
isn't walling yet. He makes a barracks near the ramp along with a
supply depot.
Night2o1-
has his wall finished and is making a second
barracks. He also makes 2 more scv.
Icehawk012 has an early cybernetics core,
a forge, 2 photon cannons, and 3 zealots for sturdy defense.
In a matter of minutes,
Zeal1590 went
even further and has a refinery, and starting two factories.
Stillphy_chi
is behind in the tech race. He is making a bunker to complete his wall.
and making his second barracks.
Night2o1-
is eager for scan so he makes an academy
and starts a factory. He uses a few m&m that he has in store to pay
Zeal1590 a visit.
He stims the marines, and they run through
Zeal1590's wall.
How? The wall is totally f-ed up. The marines run right next to a few
sieged tanks and blast them away. Another tank is killed. due to the
siege though, there are only 4 marines left. The marines attack the
factories, then the scvs. The scvs stop mining and swarm the marines.
The fusion cutters do their job and the attack is over.
After this,
Icehawk012 makes a control group of
zealots accompanied by several dragoons and marches to the south base.
Stillphy_chi
has a factory now. He made a siege tank. He wasn't expecting zealots
though. The zealots attacked. The bunker died and the zealots killed
all the marines. The zealots killed all of
Stillphy_chi's
defense, but the zealots retreated for an unknown reason.
They retreated, but not all the way back to the base.
The dragoons and zealots sat at the natural, probably trying to keep
Stillphy_chi from
expanding. After a few minutes, he abandoned the idea and moved the
infantry back to his base.
(
I think
Icehawk012 thought that
Stillphy_chi was
too newbish to finish off :p but he's not newb)
Quote:" Marines without medics against zealots are BAD!!! U FOOL!!"
-Sabotage
UPDATE
Icehawk012 has 2 gateway, 1 cybernetics core,
1 forge, 1 Nexus, 1 assimilator and 5 pylon.
Stillphy_chi
has 2 factories, 1 engineering bay, 3 barracks :|, 4 supply depot,
1 Command center, and 1 refinery.
Night2o1-
has 2 factories, 1 starport, 1 command center
with comsat station, 4 supply depot, 1 refinery, 1 academy, and 2
barracks.
Zeal1590 has 4
supply depot, 1 barracks, 2 factory, 1 engineering bay, 2 missile
turrets, 1 command center, 1 starport, 1 refinery
DAMN FAST TECHING MAKES HARD REPORTING.
Stillphy_chi
fears a drop and makes turrets all over.
On the other side of the map, a little terran gayness is up and about.
Zeal1590 sieged a
siege tank way up on an island and is attacking
Icehawk012 's assimilator.
Zeal1590 makes
turrets all around the island so no drops can happen.
Then,
Icehawk012 does a foolish move. He attacks
Zeal1590's main
FRONTALLY WITH DRAGOONS. The plan totally backfires.
Right after this,
Zeal1590 drops two
siege tanks on
Icehawk012 . They die. Then he drops another
2 on the natural's cliff. They die from zealots+scouts, so
Zeal1590's drops
got messed up.
Nearly everyone wants an expansion now.
Stillphy_chi
drops an scv on the lower right island and starts a command center.
Night2o1-
makes a expo at his natural, and takes the
upper left one. He is also just starting a command center at his
mineral-only expansion as well.
Stillphy_chi
expands to his natural after having his lower right island expo ruined
by Night2o1-
. He makes a frontal defense of 3 bunkers and
2 siege tanks.
All of a sudden, there are blue dropships all over one part of
Stillphy_chi's
base. Night2o1-
dropped several siege tanks + marines on
Stillphy_chi's
main.
Stillphy_chi is
even more cramped now. one of his bunkers were destroyed, and there
are tanks holding him back. He tried to use cloaked wraith, but
the scan and marines got rid of them.
Night2o1-
adds more and more tanks. In total, he adds
about 7 tanks. He also has an scv make turrets. That means
Stillphy_chi can't
do shit.
Across the map, the quiet person,
Zeal1590, is slowly
massing battlecruisers. He has his first 2 out. He was making them 2
at a time.
Everyone at this point thought
that
Night2o1-
would win because he had the most expansions.
Icehawk012 wanted to stop him. He prepared a
drop of 3 shuttles with all speedalots in them. He went across the
middle and went for Night2o1-
's main base, but he ran into about 6 turrets.
he tried to micro the shuttle, but then he ran into
Stillphy_chi's
turrets and the shuttles died taking the zealots down too. :(.
Quote: "OMFG TURRETS F-CKING EVERYWHERE!!" -Icehawk012
At the upper left hand corner,
Night2o1-
's turrets suddenly went crazy.
Zeal1590 was
attacking the expansion with 8 battlecruisers. The battlecruisers
faced no casualties.
However,
Icehawk012 had a secret thing of corsairs.
He wanted to kill the bcs fast, so he attacked them with corsairs.
The corsairs lost, by a lot. Fortunately, the attack did damage to the
battlecruisers, and they suffered a few casualties. This made
Zeal1590 have to
repair the bcs.
Night2o1-
begins the great eastern movement. He makes
command centers at the mineral only expansions of
Icehawk012 and
Stillphy_chi.
He is also making all-out goliath. He dropped a few on his natural
ledge. Then, the orange battlecruiser attack him. They retreat though,
seeing the golaiths have charon boosters.
After this skirmish,
Icehawk012 sends a probe to expand at the
lower right island, for hopes that he will take over the game.
UPDATE
Stillphy_chi has
2 factories, 4 starports, 13 supply depot, 2 barracks, 2 command centers
with scan, 2 refineries, 1 academy, 1 engineering bay, 1 armory, 2
bunkers
Night2o1-
has 19 supply depots, 1 enginnering bay, 1
academy, 1 starport, 4 factories, 3 command center, 2 comsat stations,
2 refinery, science facility with covert ops, and an armory.
Icehawk012 has 9 pylons, 4 photon cannons,
3 nexi, 2 gateways, 1 forge, 1 cybernetics core, 1 robotics facility,
1 robotics support bay, 2 stargates, 1 observatory, 1 citadel of adun,
1 templar archives, and a fleet beacon.
Zeal1590
has 3 command center, 8 missile turrets, 15 supply depot, 1 science
facility with a physics lab, and an academy.
Ok. now,
Night2o1-
drops goliaths on
Zeal1590's upper
left expansion. The goliaths meet up with a few bc. Even though goliath
are supposed to kill battlecruiser, the battlecruisers win, with
few casualties.
Right after this,
Night2o1-
attacks the protoss one (
Icehawk012 ) with a few siege tanks and a
few goliath. The siege tanks draw near the protoss base. A few
zealots come to engage, and then a crackling psionic storm is put on
top of the tanks. A few more storms and zealots bring the tanks down,
along with the goliath.
A period of silence follows, but in the complex Asian mind of
Stillphy_chi
, he is thinking about an assault on
Night2o1-
. He prepares wraiths and tanks. The wraiths
go head in without thinking about defense. All these
Night2o1-
missiles blow up the wraiths. The goliaths
get the wraiths good, but then
Stillphy_chi
half a dozen siege tanks near the command center. The tanks
devastate the base, taking along a few supply depot.
Night2o1-
then does the terran thing. He gets a
dropship ready and drops goliaths all over the tanks, ending the
attack of
Stillphy_chi.
Night2o1-
has a nuclear silo. It was a perfect chance
for gayness. He cloaked a ghost and put the red dot on
Zeal1590's
starport.
Everyone was cursing. "Shit!" "GAY!" "OMG" were spoken.
It took a few seconds, but
Zeal1590 had scan,
found the dot, and melted the ghost, and let the nuke go off course.
Inside another head, a cheap-ass head, someone thinks about
battlecruisers.
Zeal1590 has an
uncountable fleet of battlecruisers ready to strike. The battlecruiser
are stationed right above
Night2o1-
's natural cliff.
In Night2o1-
's point of view, this was so gay, but for
Zeal1590 it was a
win. The battlecruisers overpowered
the humongous
Night2o1-
empire.
Night2o1-
had one last little force, but it died.
A brave soul stood up to the evil doings, by storming the bcs.
Icehawk012 . The protoss one. He stormed the
bcs.
The battlecruisers go back to base temporarily for repairs. Once they
finish, they come back. They give waste to the base, then a special
fleet shows up.
The battlecruisers overpower the carriers, and everyone loses to
Zeal1590.
GG. THE GAME GOES TO
Zeal1590
THE AWARDS:
The defense award actually goes to Stillphy_chi
because he had the most defensive structures,
and defended well. (hehe zealot exception)
 goes to
Night2o1-
for being the richest bastard in the game.
 (Big one) goes to
Zeal1590 who
sabotaged the giant empire of
Night2o1-
, and um, killing everything else.
That was my 4th report. It was a GG. Go out and play Starcraft! Right now!
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