"baby jesus cries every time someone uses templar"
CynicalMagician
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| Quack Quack. I go insane and kill a evil scroll bar. | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/08/99 02:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for TheRubberDucky: 6.8316 |  | Well, I obviously have a new defintion for the word "Battle".net. I did not incorrectly puncuate that sentance. The "battle" in battle.net means that the constant struggle to find a non-hunters, non-custom game, reaches so far, that you end up playing for about 3:01 in a total of 2hours, on battle.net, which results in temporary insanity of offering to play against evil bots and scroll bars.
At about 3:45 I encountered the average every 10-20 seconds on bnet server split, since I was very pissed at the momment, see, I've gotten 1 game started today, against Andas, and he was dropped, after a little more than 3 minutes, I went back to nohunters, challenged, [FLS]Bot, seriously, I was that bored, and then, when it responded with something about being away, I challenged the ever merciful SCROLL BAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Pre-Game
TheRubberDucky Random (Terran) Teal
Computer Random (Zerg) Brown
The scene of my insanity was Challenger, at fastest speed.
I immediately sent a message to my opponent "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
TheRubberDucky: You suck
TheRubberDucky: I'm gonna own you HAHA
The scroll bar was strangely quiet.
I started off with my ab-normal build order of a supply depot, depot, depot, depot, cc, cc, rax, rax, expand, bunker with nothing in it that I kill with my SCV's
About this point the comp decided to rush me with it's EVIL brown doggies, which I tamed by lifting off all my buildings, and crying like a little girl
TheRubberDucky: Damn u stupid scroll bar
I lost all but 1 of my scv's and started building MARINES!!!!!!
At one point I believe I had about......200 marines...and 1 exspansion.. I decided it was time to kill the evil scroll bar. I right clicked them down to the scroll bar's base, and immediatley lost ALL of them to the lurkers. then I was challenged with more zerglings..which easily killed me.
What can I say? I suck. So I DISCONNECTED ON THE SCROLL BAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Just kidding.
Lesson Learned
-Scroll Bars are better than you think.
-I sux
-Don't challenge someone you know you can't beat.
Below are some silly pics.
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25 CARRIERS BABY hehe...this sux
Zane-X17 Pissing me off, I don't want comments on this, delete it if u want
Yes, thats right, I mined out bgh, and I have more than a million minerals.
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