| Actual Games!!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | cpe-66-8XXXX | | Date: | 04/27/03 12:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Yellow Laggy Bunny: 5.0000 |  | Be patient and let the pics load.
Brown Bunny is resting from his last report, so I, the yellow laggy bunny, shall take over.  The bunnies have decided that the public will only be pleased by actual games. WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT US TO??? Oh well. This fun filled report is of two parts, so without further ado....
I was looking for a game without 6r and saw the above name. When I joined, I was the last person in. My ally was KTM BIKES and we were against the empire of mrccbob[II] and x.solja.x. The game finally began, and the first thing I saw was:  The second was that I was protoss at 12. Realizing that this was now a 2v1, I knew that I had to use the best strategies, micro, and abilities that I had. I knew what I had to do. 
I scouted with my 6th probe and found Bobas protoss, at 9 position. I quickly began my evil plan, putting pylons and cannons into place above the vespene geyser. Now Bob wasn't an idiot. He knew what would happen if my cannons finished. So he threw his entire army at them...
See that blue blob? It means trouble later...With his probe attack failing miserably, Bobbuilt some tech and a new nexus at his natural expansion. His ally, Soldier,wasn't just biding his time. A scouting probe saw a defense at his expansion: no cannons for him :(. 
What happens next? Does Bob's new expansion save him from DOOM? Will his ally, Soldier, help him out?
Now soldier had been pretty quiet the whole time, but the death of his ally sent him into a frenzy...
 
Now that blue dot before was actually a drone heading for my base. What harm could a drone do? well, before I knew what was happening, I was trapped in my own base!!!
 Sunken colonies were quickly grown, as a brave suicide probe found out. I started making cannons for defense but was too late, as an army of zerglings tore into my base and destroyed all buildings and probes except one lucky guy, hiding in the corner.
 All Soldier had to do now was destroy the cannons in bob's base, so he SLOWLY started teching to guardians. My probe, meanwhile, began rrebuilding my base.
After maybe 6 minutes, Soldier finally got guardians to destroy my cannons.
I still wasn't dead though, as my old base was slowly regrowing.
all good things must end though, as Soldierquickly found my base and destroyed it.
I wanted to report some more, though, so I looked for another game. After joining some and having some interesting conversations...  I finally found a new game.
The game begins with me in bottom left with terran, going for a nuke "rush." Warpig is purple protoss at the bottom. Infestedtaco] is at the bottom right with protoss, comp is orange zerg at the far right, Handibustcap is red terran at the top right, SS-Crono is brown protoss at the top, 0santos is white terran at top left and DDDRmaxmaster is teal at the left. The game begins turbulently, with Cap accidentaly leading a zergling to the left and topleft bases with an scv. Osantos and Master react violently...
The comp then attacks infestedtaco with a force of 6 lings. The distressed executor calls for help, and I send 4 marines and a firebat. Only one marine survives, making a cool picture:)
Red finally gets his "army" of marines and decides to kill the comp. The poor guy didn't stand a chance.
Everyone decides that the reason they hadn't won was because white and teal had disconnected. Everyone sends their armies there, except for me. I warn purple not to attack but he doesn't listen, forcing me to make an example out of his cannon grid.
After killing white and teal's bases, everyone decides to kill purple .I mean, it must be him BSING! I warn them not to but noone listens, so I have to make an example out of red's poor base.
Reddoesn't like me blowing up his barracks, so he sends his marine army (about 30 of them) against my base, defended by maybe 10 ghosts and 7 tanks. At first he takes out a couple of units because I forget to unally, but I remember and the "army" is destroyed. I have about 5 nuclear silos by now.
Here's a quick summary of what happened...
Redmanages to escape by floating his command center down to yellow's base, so I turn my nukes to brown's base.
Yellow has amassed quite an army of zealots by now.
I decide to unsiege some tanks and attack purple with them, but my attack runs into yellows's advancing zealot army, causing an awkward little dance. Lack of micro lets me escape.
Yellow parks his army in my choke, allowing me to nuke all the zealots. Look below for a picture. I decide to renew my hostilities against purple and nuke his gateway formation, moving in.
Here's Another review.
Redattempts a drop on me and I finally get bored, allying the poor Comp stompers.
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