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| The Frozen Lifestyle | | | Author: | | | IP: | 0-1pool1XXXX | | Date: | 06/02/03 05:06 | | Game Type: | Warcraft 3 | | Labels: | Warcraft 3(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
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Hello Ello! Welcome to another PR report! First off I'd like to give Zerg~Ling a big congrats to his successful rise to ratership. Learn more about him in my interview that I had only a short time ago!
Well you're in for very special treat today folks! Yep that's right! I'm fulfilling my promise of giving you a FT battle report! Don't thank me yet! Also on the menu today is Starcraft and Strifeshadow! Come on you guys didn't think I'd leave you for 2 years without doing a big bang did ya?
Without holding you guys up any longer, I present you.
Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne
Contestants: Timid vs. Pandamoniuman on the map known as The Two Rivers.
TTR is becoming a vastly popular map and I foresee it becoming as widely used as the Lost Temple. That's my two cents. Anyway...
Timid chooses the Brown Night Elves to fight against Panda's Blue Undead Scourge. Let the action begin!
I'll not bore you with the early stage building, as it doesn't involve anything funny. So on with the creeping! Timid decides to go Keeper of the Grove, in what I thought to be an entanglement rush but was proved wrong when Timid summons two treants to his KotG's side along with a few archers to take on the local gang of Gnolls near his base. Dispatching the weak prey without any trouble, the KotG searches for a little girl enemy more worthy of his tastes wrath.
Panda, knowing that he'll be facing the usual mass archer strategy decides on getting the always-dependable Dreadlord for his Vamp. Aura, which is sure to keep his ghouls alive longer, and proceeds to take on his local gang of Gnolls with the help of a Rod of Necromancy, (Creates two skel's from a single slain body) Before moving on to the Ogre posse, successfully slaying them too.
Panda moves on to the expansion just below his main for some hard core creeping and just as he gains the upper hand Timid decides to crash the party.
After driving away the creeping party, the KotG decides to clean up the mess the Dreadlord left behind, gaining the always tasty experience points before moving on to the gold mine to the left of Panda's main. Meanwhile, Panda has managed to obtain tier 2 tech and has already summoned a 2nd hero. The Deathknight. They proceed to "sneak" past Timid's forces (which aren't anywhere NEAR his main anymore) and lay the smack down on the Ogre's and Troll's guarding a Goblin Lab.
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Timid meanwhile is busy clearing the top left gold mine, which is heavily guarded by Ogres. But Timid has something to tip the scales into his favor as he brings his Warden in to FOK the Ogres. *Fan Of Knifes you sickos* As the ogres fall they drop a very important item. Rune of rebirth! Which gives Timid's army an Ogre Magi and the ability to bloodlust his Night Elven Army.
Timid then returns to his side of the river and is ready to engage another Ogre party when Pandamoniuman decides to crash the party! The battle is fast and furious as each side desperately tries to kill off each other's Heroes. Timid, seeing the low-level Deathknight quickly entangles him with his KotG and then runs his Warden in to Shadowstrike him. (Does a lot of damage then doing poison damage over a period of time) Panda has also targeted the low level Warden with his Ghouls and DL while microing his DK behind his forces. Timid's Ogre Magi really turned the tide of the battle, as within a matter of seconds most of Timid's army was BL'd and utterly raping the Ghouls. Panda is forced to TP in order to save a majority of his army and both his heroes.
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Panda, thinking himself a clever devil, sends out a shade to start following Timid's army right after the battle. Knowing Timid's every move allowed Panda to strike when and where he wanted.
While Timid was off clearing his nearby gold mine, Panda struck at the gold mine above his main where the before mentioned battle took place, successfully clearing it without interference from Timid. Without wasting a second Panda picks up a few statues and hurry's his way towards the bottom right of the map where a huge ass force of golems are.... Getting their ass kicked by Timid's army. As the last golem dies is when Pandamoniuman arrives to try and wreck havoc on the Night Elves from the rear.
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Unfortunately for Panda he didn't notice the Faerie Dragons which have just joined Timid's forces and began negating his Statues healing power. This battle is also 2 fast and 2 furious but with Panda's statues healing powers diminished, his ghouls slowly died off one by one. The loss of his meatshields left the Deathknight exposed to the Warden's Shadowstrike attack, weakening him substantially before the KotG finished him off with an entanglement attack. Panda wisely retreats what's left of his forces and cancels his gold mine he had began building during the battle.
Panda wasn't the only one expanding as I noticed a Tree of Life just finished entangling the gold mine to the right of Timid's base.
Timid calmly sat in front of Panda's base hoping for a confrontation, and sadly, getting none. He decides to leave via the right bridge and take the long way home to his base. Which choose to be a poor choice in judgement as Panda came waltzing in from the other direction, as Timid's forces were only halfway home. (Panda "snuck" past Timid's army by going up and around then down and thus passing over the left bridge without being noticed)
Aboms and Garg's were brought into this battle along with the usual ghoul barrier and statue healing as they managed to take down an Ancient of the Wind before engaging Timid's angry force of Hunts, Archers, and Faerie Dragons. The Deathknight was accidentally left behind as the rest of the army bid a hasty retreat, forcing them to turn around and fight the NE mass.
Death Coils flew, Entangle entangled, and scrolls of protection were used but alas the KotG and the Deathknight are killed. The Warden almost shared the same fate, as those two if Timid didn't suddenly use a pot of invulnerability saving the wench as he fled her to the nearest moonwell.
The Dreadlord gave a merry chase! Which ended in his demise.... Panda made another tactical retreat with the rest of his forces. (Running his ass away)
Panda knows that Timid has had his expansion running for a good while now and knows that if he wants to stay in the game he needs to get one of his own. He expands to the top left mine and has it going for a few minutes before a few dryads and Faerie Dragons spell it's doom...
Knowing that Timid must still be reeling from the loss of his army Panda attacks again with a few fresh troops and a newly revived Dreadlord. This ended in the Dreadlords demise as the also newly revived KotG entangled his ass. Panda makes a very wise statement. As does Timid.
Yes the dreaded overpowered Chim's. Beware their power as they slaughter anything that anyone can throw at them... Panda also tried to expand to the top left mine again but just as it came online was quickly put down... Along with the Deathknight who had just stepped foot onto this plain of existence once again.
Panda calls out a GG and beats another tactical retreat from the game. (See above description)
Good stuff, good stuff. Now... You guys ready for a Starcraft report? Good. When I'm finished with it, I'll post it and make sure to link it here. Now enjoy the upcoming picture of a nice peice of ass with a huge rocket on her.
-Psyonic_Reaver
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