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| Backstabbing a comp stomp is always fun. | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/26/99 06:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Etarenicni: 7.0000 |  | Note: This isn't a "good" battle report by any means. It is, however, a good introduction to, and example of, comp stomp backstabbing.
So after winning one and observing three games which weren't worth reporting on, I click join. And see comp stomp games. And more comp games. And BGH and BB bullshit. "Damnit.. these guys can't all be newbies.", I realize, as I mutter to myself about punishment, death, angry people, and amusement. 3v1 isn't enough people...
So I make one - 7v1 comp FREE WIN!! - on Killing Fields.
Players:
Our hero: Etarenicni, south Protoss
Diddlefuck A: -=amp=-, east Zerg
Diddlefuck B: IconCQ, west Terran
Diddlefuck C: Robowolf, northwest Zerg
Idiot: ~foh~shocker, north Terran
Poor victim: Computer, southwest Zerg
Lamenting the pre-game disconnection of another victim, I play along with them. The game is like any other rush-comp game. Diddlefucks A and C go strict zling, Diddlefuck B and the Idiot go marines, and I go zealots and attack. The poor comp, innocent of any crime, dies horribly in an unbalanced game. I shed a tear for it, put it out of its misery with my zealots, and promise it will be avenged.
They exchange GGs (the fucking AUDACITY! Calling some damn free win bullshit a good game! THEY WILL PAY!) - I do too, knowing that not doing so will mark me as the outsider, the backstabber. They are puzzled for a bit- then I inform them of their situation, saying this happened before. (I don't want anyone leaving early now do I?) and tell them it's not me that never allied victory. They all keep saying "make sure, make sure" and all insist they are. Oh, how delightful! They're all staying... for now at least.
I tell them my policy in these situations is just to keep playing and expand. I take the bottom one and make lots of drags and a couple of reavers. C does nothing except make zlings. A makes zlings and more sunkens, getting eleven and no extractor. B makes marines, and makes tech buildings, although he never uses them. The Idiot tanks all of his chokepoints and has some bunkers defending. Their brains remind me slightly of the computers from Scorched Earth. All the while, they all keep repeating- "WHO IS IT?? AAAAAAAAARGH!! U WILL DIE FUCKER" and assorted other newbie shit. I go along with some of it and start giggling to myself, determined to kill them all in one fell swoop. One of them mentions I'm building up- I tell him it's for defense, like my 12 drags, 11 zealots, and 2 reavers aren't good enough defense.
After Diddlefucks B and A eventually leave (awww...), I check my forces, make some Gates, and inform the other two- I'm the backstabber, I fucking hate comp stompers, their bullshit spams the join list, and they are going to die. Diddlefuck C leaves. I unally vision with The Idiot- he's particularly stupid and leaves it on with me. He then gives me threats - ally up or die! Yeah, whatever, asshole, like your 11 tanks, 4 bunks, and 2 turrets can stop my sairs with Dweb, my upgraded ground forces, and the carriers I'm building.
I get 5 sairs, 5 carriers, 2 observors (he has wraiths and is STILL allied vision), and send them and my 12 drags and 11 zeals up to play. Before attacking, I inform him he's still allied and shared vision with me- he turns vision off. He continues to make threats against my person. I continue to laugh at him. I dis web his bunkers and attack- his marines die, die, die. I notice the turret left unwebbed isn't shooting. What an idiot... He yamatoes one of my carriers and the inters eat him. He still isn't unallied. I kill his wraiths with my sairs; he still isn't unallied. His turret finally shoots some of my interceptors before it is dead. I advance, he says his clan won't let me do this again, and he discs. Oh well. At least I introduced some pain to these damn comp stompers' lives.
I'll guess about 10 comments will hate me and another 10 comments will congratulate me. | | Battle Shots! | 
No it isn't.
*gasp* He's trying to fool me! Isn't that just the cutest thing?
Oh no! I better look out! His clan is going to GET ME! Whatever shall I do?
Click goes the modem.
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