"Scorched Basin: where the women are uglier than the tileset and the peons require state-sanctioned bussing to reach the nearest trees."
- CattleBruiser's Basin Street Blues
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| Lamer's story, short but sweet:) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 08/20/99 01:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for GhOsT~lizard: 5.4493 |  | Ok so anyways I was on GX and a guy named LAZY agreed to play me, so i make a game on fading realms but then he joins and says he wants it ladder, so i remake it as ladder on realms again. He joins and now he doesn't like the map and wants LT so I agree and we finally get it going. I wasn't really planning to BR this game but the dude was extra lame and the public's just gotta know.
VITAL INFORMATION:
Map:LostTemple
:+:BadBoy:+:(terran) 12o'clock
+LAZY+(zerg) 6o'clock
BATTLE COMMENCES:
Well since he randomned and I don't know his race I go with a conservative 2 rax build, deion gets the info for me, he has gas and a lair morphing. Lurkers are sure to come... Seeing that I start a factory at home since I already got a ref going earlier. I also send 3 marines to his ramp where they get killed by 3 lings, I hate the elevation advantage:)
THE "RUSH":
So I arleady got 2 tanx, bunker and a turret with a rax blocking my choke waiting for his lurkers, he attacks me with 1 hydra which gets killed right away. At that point I tell him that the rush is gotta be a bit faster, damn taunting ppl is fun:) He responds with what rush? I tell him lurker one:)
THE FEARSOME LURKER:
Well after I got 3 tanx, 2 at choke and 1 in peon lines and I'm making a CC to expand he attacks me with get this ONE lurker, of course it gets killed before it even burrows and then he just leaves without saying a word. Mebbe whoop was right when he said GX is lamer central. So LAZY whenever you are you're a goddamn lamer, and yeah thanx for the free ladder win dude:)
LESSONS LEARNED:
-Lamers are lame:(
-If you lurker rush make sure it a RUSH, ok?:)
-1 lurker dies real fast to 2 tanx and a bunker:)
-Lamers suck!
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