Well, after the temple blew it's Xel'Naga fart from after game one, it seems
everything's been wiped out from Temple by the putrid odor. All the living shortly morphed into corpses, which in turn,
fell into the Vespene geysers, sat there for a few days and decayed.
The buildings toppled over from the sheer hurricane winds and warped back into minerals.
Then again, right before Rage was about to have his forces wiped out,
he and Killer escaped in 2 separate shuttles but left at the same time.
Seeing a perfect opportunity to try out Einstein Jr.'s new invention,
the brain scrambler that allows one to keep their minds but change bodies,
he targeted poor Killer, whose shuttle was not gamma-ray proof. Now this
becomes interesting. Rage is now the executor in charge of the Protoss
fleet while Killer is stuck with the arrogant, rude, smelly (some ppl),
and insignificant terran forces.
The Map:
Well, DUH! It's not like there are any other maps out there other than
BGH or Temple. I wish there were. Ok, on with it!
The Building phase:
Rage, while searching for what interesting characteristics
were on his new body and admiring the tatoo in a very strange spot (hehehe), ordered
this build order at 6 o'clock:
Pylon, Gateway, Assimilator, and cybernetics core. Rage
Seems to be going for fast dragoon containment.
Meanwhile, though thoroughly depressed that he no longer has psionic powers,
Killer decides to make the best out of life and
was in bed with Rage's old girlfriend when suddenly,
Deon interrupted with his high-pitched voice saying Protoss forces were
spotted at 6 o'clock. Knowing he was at 9 o'clock and his opponent was not
far away, Killer decided this build order (while
on top of Rage's girlfriend, of course =):
Supply depot for wall-in, Baracks for wall-in, Refinery, Supply depot to complete
wall-in, and a factory. Killer looks like he's doing
the ideal thing against a protoss: mass tanks and heavy metal.
Silence Isn't Golden:
Meanwhile, Rage, decides to break the quite, still
air of high noon by sending over 2 dragoons to the terran base to see what
kind of damage he can rack up. Obviously, with a vulture and a tank sitting
near the choke, he can basically, hm...lose 2 dragoons for maybe...60 hp of the tank?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Doing the wise thing, Rage retreats his dragoons
over by the terran 2nd natural, while adding on another gate, an expansion
at 3 o'clock, templar tech, and a robotics facility. Annoyed with the
dragoons just sitting there and feeling a little hungry from his sexual workout,
Killer decides that dragoons soup would be on the
menu for today. Taking 2 tanks and a few vultures, he breaks the containment
at his 2nd natural which contains a whopping 4 dragoons. Needless to say
what happened to the dragoons.
Meanwhile, all this fuss about those 4 dragoon's lives were pointless.
Killer now expanded to his natural uncontested
and maynarded many SCVs to work the fields. Rage
also expanded to his natural and was working on getting templar and more
dragoons as well as observers to spot those pesky spider mines.
Killer now decided to do a little vulture harassment.
Scouting around with a lone vulture, he finds a budding expansion at 3 o'clock,
which Rage hadn't touched until now, in which he
warped in a gateway and 2 cannons to get rid of the pesky vulture. At the
same time, Killer dropped 4 vultures at the protoss
main base to attack the probes. However, at sight of the dropship,
Rage pulled away the probes immediately and dispatched a few dragoons
to take care of the nuisance. But not before Killer
laid a few spider mines in the base. 1 dragoon was lost when a mine exploded
on the poor undead (hehehe that's me) dragoon.
By this time, Rage decides that he wants the juicy
target of the terran main wiped off the battlefield. He rounds up about 5 zealots,
and 12 dragoons. Trying to set up an expansion at his 2nd natural, Killer
had 2 tanks and 2 vultures with a few spider mines guarding his 2nd natural.
However, Rage, wanting to take his opponent out
of the game more, throws up his troops into tank fire and clobbers them.
Scrambling to get a few defenses on alert, Killer
quickly runs a few tanks and vultures from his main. However, the protoss troops
have been busy slaughtering SCV's and the comsat station for about 30 seconds.
After laying a few mines and sieging the tanks, Killer
is able to fend off the invaders, after losing 8 SCV's, his comsat, and about 4 tanks.
Killer, feeling a little desperate and knowing
if he cannot let Rage get more than 2 expansions uncontested,
drops 4 vultures at the 3 o'clock expansion. They got clobbered by the massive
number of probes and 2 zealots that he defended the expansion with.
Knowing that he has Killer pinned to the floor
now, Rage decides to go on the offensive again.
However, this time, the battle is in the middle. With his army of 6 tanks
and 7 vultures Killer defended against the much
anticipated onslaught. However, Rage taking on the
magnificint powers of psionic storm and many reinforcements from 6 gateways,
Rage was able to overcome the massive defenses by the terran foe.
Seeing that all was to be lost, Killer concedes with a little comment.
Undead{hero}
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Well well, aren't I nice. Instead of just being able to read one game,
you get to read 2 games! Now you had better comment! =). In this
game, our great leader of clan hero, ][mmortal{hero}, stood at his vast temple
and looked at his clan with pride. Itching for a match-up between clansmen,
Anus~guns, from the ~guns clan (I believe), decided to break morty's (][mmortal, who will
now be known as "morty") arrogance by trying to defeat him on a match.
The map, you would guess, will be of course, the Lost Temple. (Ok, Rage and Killer,
duke out game 3 later. Clear the fields now!)
So once again, the temple went to work farting and its pure stench basically
killed everyone and everything that dared venture near it. All the corpses went
back to the geyser, the buildings warped into minerals for the 1233567531th time
(you get the idea on how many matches are played on Temple).
Morty decided to go for random in this game. He shook his lucky
8-ball and it told him to go with his infamous zerg cerebrate. The cerebrate was
immediately warped through from Char to start a colony on the Lost Temple. When it arrived,
it immediately infested a hatchery in the 3 o'clock position and spawned 4 drones and an overlord.
Anus~guns (Anus), also decided to go random. His lucky spinner
went into the red 1/3 of the circle, meaning that he would also send a cerebrate to colonize the temple.
When it arrived at 12 o'clock, it too infested a hatchery and spawned 4 drones and an overlord.
Little Bugs Morphing:
Anus decided to morph his little bugs into these
big buildings:
Hatchery (next to the original one), Spawning pool, Hatchery
(also next to the original one), extractor, a Hydralisk Den,
changed his original hatchery into a lair, and then a Queen's Nest.
Anus seems to be leaning toward crackling tech.
Morty decided on this this sequence of drone
mutations:
Hatchery at ramp, Spawning pool, Extractor, Hatchery at Expansion, a Hydralisk Den, and then a Lair.
Morty is going for hydra/lurker combo.
Other News:
Two zerglings have decided to run a marathon around the map seeing which
one can devour the other one first. Morty's zergling
started off with less life and therefore had to run laps from 9 o'clock
to 6 o'clock, back to nine being chased by 1 lone zergling from Anus.
Now on to news more significant.
Blood is Good:
By this time, Morty has morphed a few lurkers
and has a significant number of hydras to do some damage to
Anus's everygrowing army. He takes his hydras and charges up toward
Anus's ramp. A little resistance is met in the form
of zerglings, but the hydras clear it and Morty charges
up the ramp. However, with superior numbers of hydras, Anus
is able to pull through the attack and weather the storm.
By this time, Anus decides to move onto the offensive.
He mounts a few hydras and some zerglings and charges into his Morty's
natural. However, a few sunken colonies and a few lurkers take care of the
nuisance.
The zerglings running the marathon finally decided to tear each other up,
in which Anus won. Moving on...
Anus FINALLY decides to expand to his natural
now because he's feeling the pinch for resources, while
Morty decided that he would try to take the 6 o'clock main. Despite
his intentions, Anus also wanted to do that so when the drone
moved in and saw a newly morphed hatchery, it offensive sunkened. Because
Morty wasn't paying attention, his expansion was
mutilated by 1 sunken colony.
Now, both players are at hive tech. Morty
decides its time to finish off Anus. He a few
lurkers along with many hydras and cracklings of his own to his opponent's natural.
The massive lurkers and hydras/cracklings completely murdered all the
defending troops. After seeing his main razed, Anus
concedes.
Undead{hero}
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