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Fun In Joining A Clan!!!!
Well hi there I hope this report
will help you in joining a great elite clan. That is if you are looking
for one. Trying to join a clan is a very hard and stressful thing
to do but there is help with my guide of these wonderful clans trying to
make it big on Battle.Net so lets see if my guide will help you. Just if
any members of [HK] read this I will not join any of these great clans.
Clan |BA|
As I joined Clan recruitment
i was overwhelmed by flashy text in white and yellow trying to make people
join there so called BEST CLAN ON BNET so clan |BA| had a really good advertisement
so i quickly join there channel and was greeted by this:
Notice the excellent spelling
on this maybe its a Bnet thing I Don't know about. I must be behind the
times. There wasn't really anything else about this clan because this was
near empty. So I guess ALL the members were in a game together. Another
thing struck me as interesting. The following should explain:
Well look at this Sex at age
13 Um whatever dreamer and another thing was that the two Different clan
names |Blood Angels| and Battle Angels hmmm weird. I was grew weary of
this clan. So I Left never to see this clan again. Too bad I would try
my Darndest to make this clan this best ever!!!!! Time to find a new clan
I guess.
Clan -fa-
Well this clan was very disappointing
all they did was sit there and Bitch about who wants to join and what -fa-
means blah blah blah and for some reason they ignored me and all
left the channel .Now i could make anything funny out of this except for
the fact that they suck and are not nice to people without clans.
Evidence is shown:
What a total Dick So I asked for
a Game with this puke but he scuttled away in fear of my great skills that
I have....... Someone back me up on this.......... Ahhhh No i have none
any ways back to clan recruitment. But wait look clan -fa's great leader's
profile.
Age 12 Nuff Said!
Clan -WOG-
Finally I got granted to get tested
in into this clan yay. I enter the channel asking to join.
No one answered. All they did was Bicker about what the leaders names will
be and so on. Finally I got asked if I wanted to join I said yes. Also
I asked to get tested. I got tested by a guy named )[WoG](-icE- i'll call
him ice for short. Any ways I had a feeling he would test me on BGH so
i asked for The Lost Temple he agrees. Yay A Battle Report :O
Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!!!!!!!
Map: Lost Temple
Races:[HK]SlipKnoT
Randomed Protoss
IceChoose
Zerg
The great battle of the Titans Started
as always I warped in my Nexus boooooo! at 9:00 on the map and Ice
Spawned his Wonderful hatchery at 6:00 as i Scouted with my Probe all the
way around the map I finally found him yay. As I was doing this Ice was
saying something that I found quite Scary for me:
ACK!!!!!!!! He's the Next X'Ds~Grrrr...
By this time my probe found his base and was surprised to find a quick
little hatch at his natural as i was gathering zealots another thing he
said was interesting:
NOOOOOO I was foiled my zelaots
in Transet were laughing when they found 1 sunken at his natural. Ready
for battle they demolished the sunken and were ready for lings but Alas
None came until I attacked his main. I felt sorry for him so I stopped
all production of Zealots and see if my Micro abilities can handle a couple
lings. Surprisingly they did and as I was Slaughtering this guy Mr.
Ice made a surprising statement:
NOOOOOOOO My search for clans has
ended because people like me should not be in clans cause I did a So Called
Zealot Rush Dammit I hope [HK] Doesn't see this they will boot me from
the clan. Damn I really didn't know this I am so bad.
Yay I Did it!
Afterwards he "Pondered" if I could
join he agreed I left to get my name for the clan never to return. I seem
to like the people in nohunters because they do not bitch about zealot
rushes. If that even was one. Well any ways this has been my first BR so
please be nice to me. I need suggestions. I am doing this again so Like
it or Lump it!!!
This has been a [HK]SlipKnoT
Report!!!
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