An SCV, getting Abused by a Jawa

It is a normal day on the Lost Temple and they hear of a game coming, in a 3 way FFA between a group of 3 random people, so they put
them in the Randomizer and they get SCV Blue Zerg on the Bottom, Abusing Yellow Zerg at top, JawaAvenger Red Protoss at the Left.

That's how the game started so then they build (I will stop at the exact same time for each individual in his build order and will offer a map
of their base). Jawa starts off with an unusual build for Protoss a pylon, gateway, gateway, pylon, assimilator,
cybernetics core, 2 zealots, pylon, and a citadel of adun. Now to SCV, who built: Hatchery (at natural), Spawning
Pool in main, Hatchery (next to the building one at his main), a creep colony behind them and one on top of them.
Abusing
builds: Hatchery (near his choke), Spawning pool, creep colony (at the end of the creep nearest his choke), Hatchery
(at his natural), creep colony (next to his just came in hatchery atop his choke), and another creep colony (near his choke). All of the
creep colonies mentioned become sunken colonies.

Now just a brief paragraph about scouting, who finds who. SCV sends an overlord to see
Jawa
at his main, and Jawa sends a probe to see Abusing on top. That was
all the initial scouting, very exciting I suppose. In SCV's base there is a hydralisks den sprawling from the ground.
All the while a creep colony comes up right atop the vespene geyser in Abusing's base, and then he scouts out
Jawa's base and is fended off by 2 goons and 3 zealots. However in Jawa's base 2
dragoons are made and a pylon warps a top the other pylon near the citadel, and a robotics facility atop it. Then he builds a pylon at the
bottom of his base and another near it, with an observatory atop the first one. SCV builds a creep colony in his
minerals and an assimilator at his natural. Abusing just builds another creep colony right below the cliff near
his natural, and a Hydralisk's den in his base. Then he goes Lair in his main. In all that time SCV has gotten a lair
and is building an evolution chamber near his minerals at his main.

Abusing grows a hydralisks den in his main, and then goes lair there. All the while Jawa

builds 2 pylons at the bottom of his base and when they come in uses there power to warp an observatory. SCV
builds 2 evolution chambers in his main to upgrade his growing ground forces. Now Jawa has built 4 goons
and a shuttle, with his shuttle he takes a magic probe and banishes him to the top island expansion, where he builds a Nexus. NEWS FLASH!
SCV now in a daring move, I think cause he wants minerals expands to the right base's main, and builds a spore
colony in his natural. Abusing seems to be doing nothing, except getting a small amount of units and money,
but he expands to his mineral only on the other side of his choke. Jawa is now expanding again to his natural, and
is defending it with 4 goons and 4 zealots. Atop Abusing's choke there are 2 sunken colonies, 14 zerglings and
5 hydras, and he moves them to his expansion. In this area of time SCV sends 4 hydralisks to defend his finalized
hatchery in his right main expansion and he builds another hatchery atop the one in his original main. To cover his natural expansion
Jawa pops up 2 cannons and has 6 zealots and the same number of dragoons, and he builds a templar archives under the forge atop the
minerals in his main. In this time solemnity

SCV expands once again to his mineral only, and builds a hatchery atop
the choke of his right main base. SCV also builds another hatchery, a sunken and a spore near his minerals in his
base. Abusing now becomes the highest teching Zerg player in this game by getting a spire in his main,
however SCV has the most expansions in the game by getting the bottom isle expansion and putting two hatcheries
there. In defense of his Isle expansion Jawa puts up a line of cannons on the outskirts of the plateau there. In
Jawa's base he has 4 goons a high templar and a few cannons in defense of the base. But to defend his expansion
on the right main, he has a sunken colony, 2 lurkers and six hydralisks

Since Abusing has been left alone for awhile an update I will give. Abusing,
expands to his mineral only and adds an evolution chamber and during all this time he has been building up hydralisks and has a few mutalisks
flying around atop his base. With these mutalisks he goes to attack Jawa's island expansion, but are driven away
by the cannons there. Speaking of Jawa's expansion he is building a stargates, a gateway. SCV
finally starts teching YAY! He builds a queens nest and another evolution chamber, he now has 3 of those. Adding to his amazing
amount of expansions, SCV builds a hatchery at his right main's natural. Abusing now
masses all his troops, zerglings, hydras and mutas to his natural expansion, he loads these units into overlords and moves them
(they don't have speed upgrade) to SCV's right main base. Abusing's overlords are
slowly moving along and the mutalisks have taken the brunt of the assaults from hydralisks and covering the pooping overlords as they drop.
Out of nowhere hydralisks and 2 lurkers come up from the bottom and are fighting with Abusing's troops.
Abusing's overlords have left leaving 13 hydralisks to fight, a sunken colony, 10 hydralisks and two lurkers
(already burrowed), the hydras knock out the sunken and an overlord comes to find the lurkers. However SCV
a micro manage person in this instance, puts his hydralisks behind the hatcheries and assaults the hydras and kills the forces of
Abusing.

The Attacks have started...

During this drop, Jawa has started a ring on the bottom of his base to protect against a drop from
SCV. By the way in the innards of Jawa's base there are 6 dragoons, a zealots 2
high templars and 2 cannons beside the ring. More Jawa now, he is building a fleet beacon in his island. To
the right of his island (Abusing's base) a queen's nest is popping up. Finally SCV
builds a spire (rather late in the game I think for a ffa, but he has his strategy) in his main. Jawa is really moving now,
he builds 2 gateways in his main, has 6 goons and 4 zealots, and a high templar guarding his natural (with the two cannons). Guess what
SCV builds another hatchery at the bottom of his choke in his right main base

In all this while Abusing tries another drop at the right main base if SCV with
12 overlords. Out of them come hydralisks and a few lurkers and some zerglings. They are met by hydralisks. The hydralisks of
SCV are battling it out with hydralisks and they start dying slowly, then the units of Abusing charge and
destroy the hydralisks of SCV, and SCV sends more hydralisks to attack
Abusing's main. As he moves he passes his new expansion at the right mineral only. He moves up the ramp, he
kills the 2 sunken colonies at the top of his choke. SCV also moves all of the drones from his original main to his
mineral only on the right base. SCV also sends hordes upon hordes of zerglings into Abusing's
natural, and they did immense damage and took Abusing's natural expansion. SCV
also retook his right main base back from Abusing with some hydralisks.

Recoiling to the attack Abusing built another sunken colony atop his choke and continued with his
business. During the Dramatic infighting between SCV and Abusing,
Jawa is starting to expand to his mineral only, and he makes a drop of 5 dragoons, 2 high templar, and 4 zealots in 3 shuttles. He is
unopposed and is ravaging everything in sight at SCV's main, until a mutalisk and 5 hydralisks cam and started
fighting them. More hydralisks join them and Jawa's forces are all dead. In this assault Jawa
took out all of the buildings except the evolution chambers. SCV hollers out that "All I can build are overlords and
queens.

Jawa is building carriers and corsairs in his corner expansion. SCV now trying
to revenge his death at his main by attacking Jawa's main with 3 guardians, which are killed Jawa's
dragoons, and continues his assault with zerglings and hydralisks. These kill Jawa's undefended mineral
only and continue to move towards the two cannons and the seven dragoons Jawa's natural expansion. The
dragoons kill all of SCV's units and all that is left is the two cannons. SCV now
re-expands to the main in the right base, and sends the drones at his original natural to the new base he is building. SCV
now starts to build 3 more hatcheries at the mineral only of the right base. SCV during his attack on
Jawa pulls four hydralisks back and puts them in Jawa's mineral only to morph into lurkers. Jawa sends 5
dragoons to control his mineral only, there they find the lurkers and attack.

Jawa now drops 2 dragoons into the back of SCV's base, as he did before, to attack
and scout out what measures and rebuilding SCV did after the attack. He is met by a few zerglings, need I say more.
Jawa now continues his assaulting ways by dropping a probe below the plateau at SCV's island
expansion, and builds a pylon. Jawa is also building a fleet at his island expansion, he has three carriers and
six corsairs. In the crusty innards of Jawa's base there lay at least 15 dragoons.

At this point all the HTML on the names went absolutely crazy so disregard it if it is wrong (there are about 3 only) , and at SCV's mineral only at the right base (that gets annoying to type over and over) he has a spore colony, a
growing spawning pool, a growing hydralisks den and seven hatcheries. A lone yellow hydralisks starts attacking SCV's mineral only at the right base. In retaliation SCV sends many,
many zerglings (all of his seven hatcheries were building them) to the undefended mineral only of Abusing.
Abusing is rather angry now, he sends all of the troops he has, that he was building since after his drop in the mineral only of SCV near the right base. There are only 7 zerglings and 2 hydralisks defending it. Abusing overruns the minimal units there and proceed on killing the hatcheries. Abusing now branches most of his units off and sends them to attack Jawa's natural, there are 14 dragoons and the 2 cannons to hold off them. I believe Abusing , since they branched are dead .

A drop from Jawa now unleashes 7 dragoons and an Archon in the back of SCV's main
. It is completely undefended and Jawa rampages. They completely devastates his main and
Abusing sends 12 zerglings to absolutely kill Jawa now has 4
carriers, 6 corsairs and an arbiter at his island expansion. Hydralisks eventually come to the rescue of SCV's mineral only
at his right base (why did all the action have to happen there. This saved 3 hatcheries and the hydralisk den. Now finally
SCV tries to respond to the drop by sending 8 hydralisks, which are subsequently killed, to his main's rescue. By
now SCV's main is completely destroyed. SCV sends 8 hydralisks and 3 lurkers to the middle of the map where they are met by Abusing's troops and must retreat.

Another bold move by Jawa happens, as he builds 3 cannons at the bottom of the plateau in
SCV's island expansion SCV who sees this moves a lurker as close as possible to the cannons and buries it.
Abusing continuisly attempts to send zerglings into the right mineral only of Jawa's base he has 6 corsairs and 14 dragoons near the cannons.
Now SCV finally retaliates to Abusing's choke, but are held off by the 2
lurkers there and many many zerglings that just hatched. SCV now expands to the almost full expansion of Abusing's mineral only
(another one yahoo!). Jawa builds 2 more gateways in his main, could he be going ground instead of his carriers in
the corner. SCV had already put down a hatchery right below Abusing's base in
relative middle of it, and put up a regular creep colony between it and the choke of Abusing. 9 zerglings then
come from Abusing mineral only and kill everything in sight.It is a time of redemption
where Jawa starts completely raping Abusing who doesn't have enough gas to build
any air defense units (The gas thing is only a theory, he hasn't built any hydralisks since he attacked SCV's mineral only
at the right base, and lost his natural to SCV. In a last ditch effort Abusing
sends all the zerglings he has to attack Jawa. Then Abusing uses his last gas to
build 6 scourges, they have a rally point so don't actually hit the carriers since they are killed.

Abusing is now dead. SCV sends Hydralisks to kill Jawa
but they are held off. SCV attacks Jawa. Out of nowhere comes one of the greatest
fighting forces in the land comes from Jawa's natural, the probes of death and destruction. These new warriors along
with dragoon back up kill the attacking force. However more Hydralisks come and lurkers, a probe's worst enemy, back them up, but there are
Dark templars there that are slashing up the hydralisks. Jawa now moves on the mineral only of the right base with
his carriers and weaks havoc upon it. In Jawa's home though the dts are fighting hard and slowly hurting the 3
lurkers as they move.

Jawa finally kills the mineral only at the right base (this helps me a lot). Jawa now
continues to destroy SCV, and SCV sends waves and Waves of zerglings into
Jawa's base. Jawa goes into the right base now and demolishes all the defenses there.
The zerglings and hydralisks destroy Jawa's base. Jawa now moves into SCV's
original mineral only and moves through almost unopposed. SCV has 8 queens and are going around in no apparent pattern. Jawa
has now completely taken SCV's natural at his main. Jawa then moves across
to SCV's expansion at the bottom island and destroys that unopposed. Jawa now moves
up the coast to the right base. SCV I believe has gone crazy and has sent overlords and queens to attack
Jawa's expansion at the top base (the overlords don't drop anything they have nothing inside them).
Jawa then destroys the Hatcheries at the right base and then goes around and kills SCV.

THE END

Now a small sections of a few quotes that I have compiled over the time of the making of this BR from friends and my hideous and evil brain:

"Luke I am a Hermaphradite, I am your mother and Father at the same time, mwahaha."

"The Mayonaise at my local deli is made in the scrotums of the owners (my friend made that one up)."

and I would like to propose a theory, The Protoss are on Earth they live in Ireland. Ireland=Aiurland" }Draginslayer{ made this one up.